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Response to: Guy Fawkes / Bonfire Night Posted November 2nd, 2011 in General

Man, I deeply wish I was in the UK right now. Sounds like a blast!

So, being that I'm American and have no sense of pride, is this some sort of iconic lashing out against the government for killing a freedom fighter, or the equivalent to the US July 4th, which is suppose to be our independence day (except it's basically become an excuse to shoot of fireworks)?

Response to: Your house is being robbed! Posted November 1st, 2011 in General

At 11/1/11 07:55 PM, Phantox wrote: Pull this out

You're gonna shoot your dick off if you keep that up!

Response to: I still miss Alaksa Posted November 1st, 2011 in General

You know, if people keep making these nostalgic threads nothing is ever going to change.

Someone do something funny and original for Christ's sake!

Response to: Hey guys...mods,regs. .. Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

At 10/9/11 08:01 PM, Space-Whale wrote: He's the reincarnate of Jedi-Master.

When did Jedi die??

Response to: Redesign Leak Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

Touche', Liljim.

I love you, man.
Response to: NG Chat: Will it ever be finished? Posted October 8th, 2011 in General

At 10/8/11 01:12 AM, WadeFulp wrote: I'm in a NG chat right now.

Thanks for the invite to the NG Chat beta Wade!
It's so awesome!

Response to: Atheists preaching door to door? Posted October 8th, 2011 in General

If I were to dress up and go door to door preaching about atheism, I would be no better than my theist counter part.

I don't want to be bothered by a Jehovah's witness anymore than a Christian wants to be bothered by an atheist.

Response to: I am afraid to tell my family... Posted October 7th, 2011 in General

If you don't feel you're ready to tell them, don't tell them!

Just wait until you don't give a damn, then it won't matter anyway!

Response to: whre the fuck is ng mobile Posted October 7th, 2011 in General

You can get NewGrounds on your phone regardless.

I'd rather see the redesign then a NewGrounds mobile.

Response to: discribe yourself in... Posted October 3rd, 2011 in General

Moderator Cocksuck.

Hey, at least I'm honest!
Response to: Tom“s new art!!! Posted October 3rd, 2011 in General

I love this thread!

It's really interesting seeing glimpses into the life of the person who gave us this fine site!

~Alex

Response to: Official redesign waiting thread Posted October 3rd, 2011 in General

A level design thread and new bot icons? She comes!

Also, don't know if this is new or not, but G-Bot got a new level icon.

Cool shit is on the horizon!
Response to: Chinese Immigrants... Posted October 3rd, 2011 in General

I don't know if someone has already been here, but I feel this video is extremely relevant to this conversation.

Just to throw in my two cents, if you look at someone based on their ethnicity or their gender or basically any generalization, you will always find some kind of flaw. Every individual is different.

Carry on.
Response to: What if the South Won? Posted October 3rd, 2011 in General

We wouldn't have computers.

I say that, and I live in Mississippi.
Response to: Open your eyes. Posted October 3rd, 2011 in General

To show off my powers as a sentient being living in the sixth dimension, I would crush all the dimensions before and after the sixth, so no one could be more powerful than I.

Response to: Your username, the story behind it? Posted October 2nd, 2011 in General

I'm just an O.G.

Response to: WEAPON ICONS Posted October 2nd, 2011 in General

- My icon is gay.

- Add butterfly knives because they're cool.

Response to: Virus help!! Posted October 2nd, 2011 in General

I think it's cute.

Response to: Virus help!! Posted October 2nd, 2011 in General

At 10/2/11 08:32 PM, Sevkat wrote:
At 10/2/11 08:30 PM, Alexander wrote: Quick question, should I format my HD?
Reformat.
When Windows asks you where to install, select C:/ (or whatever) and click "Format".
Hope you don't have anything of importance, or value on your HDD.

Happy trails.

Well, that's my concern.

I'm afraid the company put software on there.

Response to: Virus help!! Posted October 2nd, 2011 in General

At 10/2/11 08:27 PM, Sevkat wrote:
At 10/2/11 08:25 PM, Alexander wrote: I have a CD luckily. And I'm running Windows 7.
Reformat.
Use a decent AntiVirus this time.
Avast! is good.

Thanks a mill, man.

Quick question, should I format my HD?

Response to: Virus help!! Posted October 2nd, 2011 in General

At 10/2/11 08:08 PM, Sevkat wrote:
At 10/2/11 08:07 PM, Alexander wrote: Alright, thanks Sev!
Scratch that, OP's motherboard is okay.
But seriously, if you don't have a Windows Boot CD/DVD you're practically stuck, and it's not cheap.

What operating system are you running? XP, or Vista+?

I have a CD luckily. And I'm running Windows 7.

Response to: Virus help!! Posted October 2nd, 2011 in General

At 10/2/11 08:06 PM, KillerSkull wrote:
At 10/2/11 07:54 PM, Sevkat wrote: Delete sy-
You know what.
1) Obtain authentic Windows Disc
2) Restart PC
3) Press any key to boot from disc...
4) Follow instructions
5) Download more porn
6) Get new virus
Pretty much this without the last two answers OP. It sounds like your PC is already toasted. Sorry.

Damn, alright. I was hoping that wasn't going to be the case.

Alright, thanks Sev!

Virus help!! Posted October 2nd, 2011 in General

Hello all!

I have a huge problem.

Today I wake up and turn on my main computer. Loh and behold, Blue screen of death. Feck.

I've spent hours apon hours trying to fix this problem to no avail.

So I come to you. I need your help. Here are my concerns.

1. For some reason, "F8" will not allow me to get into safe mode. It will only let me select my boot device.

2. System restore isn't working at all.

3. I've spent all day rolling around in command prompt and trying to open msconfig.exe, unfortunately it's persistent in saying I don't have admin privilages, and on top of that, when I use "runas", it gives me error 1060, saying that "The specified service does not exist as an installed service", although I can clearly see the file. Feck.

4. "Explorerframe.dll" is missing. What the fuckkkk?

5. The specific error is "0x0000007B (0xFFFFF880009A9928, 0xFFFFFFFFC0000034, 0X0000000000000000, 0X0000000000000000" Feck.

6. My computer on startup is "No any drivers exist".

My computer is a "Velocity Micro".

If there are any other questions, please ask and I'll do my best to answer.

Help me Newgrounds, you're my only hope.

Much love,

~Alex

Response to: I Will Make a Flash... Posted October 1st, 2011 in General

Transvestism is an overlaying theme.

Response to: Attention all uncircumcised people Posted October 1st, 2011 in General

I'm better than you guys because I don't have skin wrapped around the head of my dick.

Right?
Response to: Man chokes boy over Call of Duty Posted October 1st, 2011 in General

My god, it's finally happened!

I knew after all of these years of online threats, someone would finally do something.

British folks: Putting troll teens in their place since 2011.
Response to: How to complain on newgrounds? Posted September 5th, 2011 in Where is / How to?

While contacting a moderator is the appropriate approach, let's be honest. You're on Newgrounds.

You're going to experience trolls, and you just have to take them with a grain of salt. Honestly, who really give a god damn if so and so says something about so and so. This isn't grade school.

This being said, if the troll is actually doing something harmful (EG., Posting real life information, posting pictures of you, threatening something legitimate, spamming, flooding etc.), then there is serious ground.

Like I said, just play it cool and ignore them.

Best of luck,

~Alex

Response to: Lets Get Philosophical, Ng Posted September 5th, 2011 in General

Has it ever occur to you guys that Great Value isn't actually a great value at all?

Response to: Newgrounds Check help/Solutions Posted September 5th, 2011 in Where is / How to?

At 9/5/11 12:43 PM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: It doesn't really matter if I have one or not, for some reason he is simply dodging/ avoiding my PMs and Emails...
Any explanations? or is he just an asshole who is ignoring me?
(No offence of course :P)

Well, I'm sure he's dodging you. Tom gets many, many emails on a daily basis! If there is some sort of reason the check hasn't gotten to you yet, it will definitely get handled now.

Much luck!

~Alex

Response to: We're all gay on the inside... Posted August 1st, 2011 in General

I'm undoubtedly at least half gay.

Nothin' like some homosexual stereotypes for breakfast!