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Author Search Results: 'Alex-Cortes'

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Topic: Live with your parents forever?

Posted: 03/27/06 07:33 PM

Forum: General

At 3/27/06 07:25 PM, Mademoiselle wrote: When is the best time to break free from your parents?

When you get a good job and have enough money to buy your own house,car,food,bed,and have alot of money left over so basicaly you will need alot of money


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Topic: Your initials

Posted: 03/27/06 07:13 PM

Forum: General

At 3/27/06 07:11 PM, alex_cortes wrote: My initionals are"AMC''

"amc theater"the name of a theater


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Topic: Your initials

Posted: 03/27/06 07:11 PM

Forum: General

My initionals are"AMC''


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Topic: Best way to destroy a...?

Posted: 03/21/06 10:07 PM

Forum: General

Throw it in trafic then go get it then tie it with a fire cracker(about 300 fire crackers)then watch then go get it then blow it up with one of those fire crackers that go in the sky.


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Topic: Best way to destroy a...?

Posted: 03/21/06 10:03 PM

Forum: General

At 3/21/06 10:02 PM, mrcheeeze wrote: ...Cell phone! I recently switched my cell phone service and will be getting a new phone in a couple of days. I want to destroy my old phone in the best way possible. Whatever I decide to do, i'll film it and post a link to it in this thread later.

are you going to get a razer?I like those


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Topic: What the Fuck is Wrong with Ipods?

Posted: 03/21/06 10:02 PM

Forum: General

At 3/21/06 09:59 PM, EnJay wrote: So why is an Ipod Bad?

cause everybody talks about their ipods.They say"look at me I bought a ipod"I guess thats why people hate them


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Topic: Invader ZIM

Posted: 03/21/06 09:57 PM

Forum: General

was it that alein that jacks off?or your talking about a cartoon show


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Topic: You...

Posted: 03/21/06 09:49 PM

Forum: General

At 3/21/06 09:35 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: I'm afriad you're all incorrect. You don't even need the gum and piece of string! Since you're Macgyver, all you need is the paper-clip. So, using the paperclip, you create a doorway, and cure cancer while you're doing it.
?
So remember kids, if you're Macgyver, all you need is a peprclip to get the job done.

I dont get it I just dont get it.


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Topic: Sad video...watch it please

Posted: 03/21/06 09:46 PM

Forum: General

At 3/21/06 09:42 PM, Cdog67 wrote: Im not watching it..When ever people do stuff like this a face pop ups and it screams at me then I scream at it.

well this time your wrong but it could be funny if all of ng would see you scream.lol


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Topic: Stop fucking up my porn

Posted: 03/19/06 01:55 AM

Forum: General

He gave a fucking warning moron. And I found that site hilarious than arousing.

I know but you dont have to call me a fucking moron dipshit.damn.


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Topic: Stop fucking up my porn

Posted: 03/19/06 01:49 AM

Forum: General

At 3/19/06 01:48 AM, Slinging-Blood wrote: Dont go here then.

warning: link contains scat porn, this is a WARNING

your discusting.people DONT go there site contains shit lidderadly


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Topic: Stop fucking up my porn

Posted: 03/19/06 01:46 AM

Forum: General

you want porn?click on my sig you should be on my website.My site has a series called"boodycall"play the episodes there so you can jack off and stop complaning


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Topic: My moms boobs...

Posted: 03/19/06 01:41 AM

Forum: General

Haha. In every civilization existing today, "haha" means laughter. But was this sound always equated with humor? What makes our bodys make the sound "ha" when we find something humorous? What if "ha" was a curse word? We would have to constitute it with something else. In society today, im sure people would force themselves to laugh a different way just to conform to the social norms that were built from the one book im sure you've all never read. The bible.

"Haha''does mean laughter and the thing with"haha"it would never be a curse word because it doesent sound offencive.And yes I read the bible(parts of it) I would acted different if I haddent read It.Heck I could be retarded.


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Topic: My moms boobs...

Posted: 03/19/06 01:34 AM

Forum: General

At 3/19/06 01:26 AM, _TheMIZFan_ wrote: FUCK. Seriously, i was just minding my own fucking buisness, in my room. Then i have to go to the bathroom, i walk out of the door and theres my fucking mom topless. WTF. This could be like sexual harassment why the fuck would she expose herself like that ot me. I swear one of these days im gonna pucn her in the fucking face. I mean she just did take a shower but still. wtf. im so pissed

She didint mean to show her breast to you.Its not like she did that on purpose.Besides why are you pissed off like that?Its your own mom.Its not like shes raping you or anything like that


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Topic: Ive looped this for like an hour...

Posted: 03/19/06 01:21 AM

Forum: General

At 3/19/06 01:14 AM, dookiemoole wrote: yay fruity loops!

http://dookiemoole.com/ohmygoodness.mp3

your the first to open my meda player now then about the music.It has a nice beat.But at first i thaught that there was going to be a loud scream but then again im wrong.


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Topic: Not a Mod?

Posted: 03/19/06 01:11 AM

Forum: General

At 3/19/06 01:04 AM, Mr_Mystezi wrote: u can be a mod only if u obey all these rules below

First rule: Don't ask to be a mod! Rather, be a model poster, act mature, and help point out problems to the current mods if they seem to have overlooked something (but don't be pesty about it). If we decide we need more mods, this will help make you more eligible. Being a consistent user for months on end will improve your chances as well.

i was about to post something like that.but i also have one question about that.
Question 1:What does it mean by"be a model poster"?


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Topic: So...

Posted: 03/19/06 12:41 AM

Forum: General

At 3/19/06 12:38 AM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote: Did -Frank- and B3nnic3 leave yet or are they still fagging up the internet?

flagging

How many morons still make daily OMGIMONMYPSP topics?

10

How many morons actually bought a DS?

dont know

Who plays World of Warcraft? (Like me.)

not me

What is love?

ask someone else


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Topic: So...

Posted: 03/19/06 12:34 AM

Forum: General

The user "PacoW"died tonight


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Topic: The user "PacoW" Died tonight.

Posted: 03/19/06 12:21 AM

Forum: General

At lease he didint shoot himself or something like that like my uncle Brian did.People cry,people blam themselfs for someone else death.But the truth is things happen for a reason.Who knows if your brother didint die it could have mean that you were going to die or someone else close to you.I may be 13 years old but im smarter than those other dumbasses that just say"boohoo grow up".They should grow up.Now in the back of your mind you may be thinking"its better them than me"you shouldent think like that.You may also have blammed god for your brothers loss.God didint do anything to make your brother die.Its the truth.Just try not to think about your brother's death too much.And then it will be the past.


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Topic: Stupid Hitler!

Posted: 03/18/06 11:58 PM

Forum: General

At 3/18/06 11:34 PM, PunkRockSmileyFace wrote: Why does he get all the credit (blame) when Mosilene did most of the work (distuction).

cause hitler was the leater of the nazies just like tom fulp is the creater of newgrounds.
hitler=massacered lots of jews
tom fulp=created newgrounds


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Topic: I have a terrible secret.

Posted: 03/16/06 09:26 PM

Forum: General

well i just found another ignerant person on newgrounds i may need to add a site and call it"idiots from newgrounds".remember kids dont do drugs but hea since you lost at life well go for it.


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Topic: Funny Wedding

Posted: 03/16/06 09:22 PM

Forum: General

hahaha no hahaha no hahaha thats preety funny"the trash gets dumped and so do you"lol thanks for lighting up my day.


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Topic: windoes xp

Posted: 03/16/06 09:15 PM

Forum: General

At 3/16/06 09:12 PM, lawrencep93 wrote: get hakin softwar on ur friend computer den conect the two computer and on the login screen use the soft war on ya friends cpu i did it with my computer
but my uncal did it his a computer technithion

what? type in english


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Topic: windoes xp

Posted: 03/16/06 09:12 PM

Forum: General

At 3/16/06 09:06 PM, He_Who_Never_Was wrote: Save your money and buy a dictionary

hes trying to say"learn how to type"i mean comon you even messup on the topic name"windoes"windoes? no wonder why you have this probem in the first place


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Topic: windoes xp

Posted: 03/16/06 08:51 PM

Forum: General

At 3/16/06 08:06 PM, Vortex wrote: my windows xp eveyr 30 days asks me to change my password and i must have slipped and pressed a wrong letter because the passowrd is working , ive tried anything i could think of and theres only one admin suername , and i dont have reformat discs =(
is there anyway i could get into my windows xp acount?
( if your wondering im on my friends computer now )

reboot your computer that will lose ALL your information but if you want to get in your computer...


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Topic: Does god exist

Posted: 03/16/06 05:52 PM

Forum: General

At 3/16/06 02:06 PM, SheffieldWednesday wrote: If God exists, then there would be no evil in the world.
There is evil in the world.
Therefore, God does not exist

11 lines:
1.actually he cant controll everything.
2.the world is evil free.
3.the devil WAS an angel.
4.the devil was(and still is evil).
5.god banneshed him.
6.the devil is in hell rotting.
7.devil=evil.
8.the devil cant get out of hell.
9.so the evil cant get out of hell.
10.so there is no evil in this world just crewl people.
11.so therefore god does exist


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Topic: google is a virus

Posted: 03/16/06 05:39 PM

Forum: General

well good thing i have this toolbar next generation of toolbar

google is a virus


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Topic: check it out

Posted: 03/16/06 04:32 PM

Forum: General

it gets boring

now on to another violent game

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Topic: my website similar to romp.com

Posted: 03/16/06 03:56 PM

Forum: General

At 3/16/06 03:20 PM, stafffighter wrote: It would help if you named the clips. I can't know if I'm working at the e.r or going to jamaca by numbers alone

done you should see all the names of the episodes


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Topic: my website similar to romp.com

Posted: 03/16/06 03:37 PM

Forum: General

At 3/16/06 03:20 PM, stafffighter wrote: It would help if you named the clips. I can't know if I'm working at the e.r or going to jamaca by numbers alone

hold up i am going to do that now


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