My friend needed a ride to a mutual friend's house and out of courtesy he invited me to hang out too at a party/get-together of around 10 people. Eight of them were dudes and two of them were girls. One girl was unattractive in nearly every way and was the epitome of a fat chick personality. The otherone was pretty attractive and an all round pretty cool person. Let's call her 'Ashley'. Now last night I was in an "I don't care what happens" mood. In other words: it was a perfect opportunity to be myself and bring the party.
It was hilarious when I was saying stuff to her like: "Wow, you're the biggest dork I know now." and watching the other guys jump in to defend her by looking at me with an angry face saying "Dude, she's a good girl. Don't talk to her like that." We were talking and somehow the topic got around to me mentioning that I'm currently seeing someone but it's not exclusive. After that it was non-stop touching. She was trying to play footsies with me all night. At one point I was lying back in the corner of a couch with my arm stretched out and she comes and sidles up to me. She starts touching my hand with hers and interlocking fingers. She looks at me and whispers: "Are you sure this is okay with your girlfriend?" She was all over me. I was IN. Then they ruined everything.
My friend along with some of the other guys started giving me dirty looks that kept saying "What are you doing? Stop that!". They've been trying to get this girl all along then some handsome son of a bitch rolls in the house and has her all over him. Yes, the fat chick was trying to shine her light of justice too.
From that point on I had the jealous chodes of the room trying to analyze me and tool me. One of the chodiest guys in the room started telling lies about how I bring girls up just so I can shoot them down. Ashley looked at me like I should be offended but it was too late, she was already into me. I know she didn't believe any of it but I have just witnessed in full light the extent of supreme chodiness. The worst part is that my good friend joined in to try and pull me away from the girl and make me out to be this asshole manipulator. I kind of felt good knowing that me being completely natural and in the moment comes off as 'running game' in the eyes of morons. I was also pissed off.
I pulled him aside after and completely reamed him for being a total fucking moron and trying to tool me in front of the room. What do I get? The lamest conversation ever.
He was telling me all this stuff that he really, really likes this girl(I didn't know beforehand) despite knowing her for two years and not making a move. Basically, he doesn't want me 'hitting on her'. Then he was giving me all this denying logic that she was never into me and I was trying to force myself on her even though she was snuggling hardcore up to me on the couch while whispering sweet nothings. He even told me: "Greg, she's not that kind of girl. You don't understand." It was painful to listen to someone actually say these kinds of things.
In the end, I laid it on the line that I'm never, ever going to tolerate him putting a girl in front of us to try and tool me in front of his friends. That was the lowest thing to do. I also told him he only had to pull me aside, tell me he's interested in her and I would have backed off right away. I was still pissed off.
Out of pity and respect for my friend(mostly pity), I backed off and stopped trying to escalate with her for the rest of the night despite her efforts to re initiate. No girl is worth a broken friendship.
That's my cockblock story. Thank you for reading or something.
