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To be honest, you guys, I don't think you're giving this thread the credit it deserves.

The post itself was pretty funny.

...I'm not a jerk...

At 6/20/09 05:35 AM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Where's Old Zealand?

The Netherlands.

At 6/20/09 04:48 AM, positively-negative wrote: When will we (collective NZers) finally figure out that our country is actually a shithole and stop talking it up at every opportunity?

Remember.

We are God's gift to humanity.

We've got all this bush that I don't go to because I'm lazy.

I wish I lived in a nicer country.

At 6/20/09 03:14 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Who the fuck would live in a jungle off the coast of a real country?

New Zealand is a temperate zone.

No jungles.

It is in fact a forest off the coast of a real country.

Hey guys, I drew some furry porn, do you think it will get me scouted?

I felt terrible after making this.

At 6/19/09 02:22 AM, beautheschmo wrote:

At 6/19/09 01:21 AM, Aigis wrote: Can we talk about how much worse it is than Final Fantasy Tactics for the Playstation?

Because it's quite a lot worse than Final Fantasy Tactics for the Playstation.

What? That one was much, much worse than FFTA2.

You, sir, have no taste.

Sure the battle mechanics might have been a bit outdated, but the story was amazing.

The story in FFTA2 is terrible, boring, nonsense.

Can we talk about how much worse it is than Final Fantasy Tactics for the Playstation?

Because it's quite a lot worse than Final Fantasy Tactics for the Playstation.

I did that to someone, once.

And I knew that his mother was dead.

Slip of the mind.

I tried to catch myself mid sentence, but it's only two words long.

Of course at that time everyone was saying 'your mum' all the time, so he got it a lot.

Oh my god.

Wow.

That story had a way larger emotional effect on me than I had expected.

At 6/18/09 09:33 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: It's an homage to Bob Ross, who was a well known painter who was famous for painting "happy little bushes."

..................

People write what they know.

If a comedian has been black all his life, his jokes are probably going to be influenced by that.

At 6/18/09 08:35 PM, Jezuz wrote: THINK OF THE MEGA CORPORATIONS, WON'T YOU? DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THEY ARE THE WARM BLANKET THAT MAKES THIS SOCIETY WHOOOOOOOLE.

You know.

There are people on the bottom rung of mega corporations.

They're going to be the ones to suffer.

If a company makes less money, what's the first thing they do? Fire some dudes.

This is not getting near the support it deserves.

At 6/18/09 03:54 PM, Blue-Bullet-Bill wrote: The Wii's hardcore base is covered by Mario Galaxy 2, New Mario Bros Wii, and Metroid: Other M.

That's really not enough to satisfy their 'hardcore' base.

Considering the 'hardcore' base consists of gamers who buy a decent amount of games, where are they going to turn when they've finished those three?

If you're a 'hardcore' gamer, you really need to own another console as well as the Wii. I've only found like 6 games over the past 3 years of owning a Wii that I wanted enough to pay the extortionate price you have to pay for them (why no 'greatest hits' selection, Ninty?)

I am interested in MG2 and Metroid, though.

At 6/18/09 07:37 PM, scetch00 wrote: No PSN titles.

You're really missing out on some awesome titles.

At 6/18/09 07:33 PM, Life-Stream wrote: I never used holy wars on Ultimecia/Greiver. They weren't that strong to be honest.

I just used Zell and Selphie, and had Selphie constantly using her limit break to cast Auras, and heal the other party members.

I remember doing that specifically because everyone who played the game told me not to use Selphie because she's terrible.

At 6/18/09 07:26 PM, Samen wrote: 'Cuz if not, I would have no way of getting it.

Can you not get, like, Xbox Live gift cards?

You mentioned you have an Xbox 360.

Braid.

Buy this game.

Buy it.

Buy it now.

You won't get an experience quite like it.

At 6/18/09 07:14 PM, dillon1441 wrote: i thought that was pretty neat, and that several of the actors play 2 characters, like moe, the bartender, plays apu, the quiki mart manager

That's Hank Azaria, he plays about 20 different characters on the show.

Dan Castellaneta, the voice of Homer, also plays around 15 characters.

Actually, Yeardly Smith, the voice of Lisa, is the only one who plays only one character. The rest all play quite a decent amount of parts.

At 6/18/09 07:02 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: The thing is that Newgrounds isn't an image board. They want us to post text only because it loads the pages faster.

Centring images isn't going to make anybody post any more images.

But people do post images. And if they were centred in the page, the site would look more aesthetically pleasing.

And who doesn't want their site to look aesthetically pleasing?

At 6/18/09 06:59 PM, BlindShoemaker wrote: it really doesn't change anything

It changes everything.

Riot in the streets.

It's time for a revolution.

THEY THINK VIDEO GAMES MAKE US VIOLENT?

WE'LL SHOW THEM VIOLENT.

WE'RE MAKING A MOVE, AND WE'RE MAKING IT NOW.

WE'RE COMING UP OFF THE SIDE LINES.

At 6/18/09 10:45 AM, Bahamut wrote: On the topic of the card games, I much prefer Triple Triad since the rules were properly explained, unlike Tetra Master. The only thing I didn't like about Triple Triad was the Plus rules. I could never understand the Plus rule. Tetra Master, when a summon card such as Bahamut is beaten by a common card, you know something is terribly wrong with the game.

Also, as far as I could tell, Tetra Master had no benefit to the game.

You could play it a lot and you'd get nothing.

With FFVIII you could get that ability and convert your cards into things that you need.

Of course I didn't know that when I first played it, and fighting the last boss with no Holy Wars is a long and gruelling process.

With Holy Wars, however, you can beat Omega Weapon piss easy.

I liked the series because it was the closest I could find to an anime version of Seinfeld.

But if the characters of Seinfeld were in high school, all girls, and weren't horrible people.

At 6/18/09 06:38 PM, Republican1235 wrote: because if you enjoy hentai, you have no soul.

I disagree.

I generally believe that watching hentai is exactly like watch porn, except with less of the inherent voyeurism that comes with pornography.

Awesome.

I better start drawing.

I'm not particularly convinced by the article.

It seems to go by the assumption that with the Wii, they started out making 'casual' titles, and then started making more 'hardcore' titles.

However, the Wii started off with both Wii Sports and The Legend of Zelda. And now we've got both Super Mario Galaxy 2 and Wii Sports 2 on the horizon.

It just looks like Nintendo is trying to cater to two different markets, rather than trying to develop one.

The chaplain from my old high school added me on Facebook.

It's really quite annoying. He's constantly filling up my front page with banal status updates and bible extracts.

At 6/18/09 11:30 AM, SuperMarioBrosS wrote: All of your ideas are good guys, but do you honestly think the NG staff gives a fuck about the BBS?

Yes.