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At 6/26/09 06:46 AM, Gagsy wrote: One of my favourites.

The only one that actually made me laugh.

And I don't even like the show.

At 6/25/09 09:28 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: Asexual is when you divide, like an amoeba. That's called sad.

That's mitosis, which is a form of asexual reproduction.

Asexuality in humans means a lack of sexual attraction to anyone or anything.

You guys should really try not to be a smartass about a topic you know nothing about.

People these days.

When I first got my PS3, I just sat around marvelling at the greenery in Uncharted: Drake's Fortune.

It was really impressive.

At 6/24/09 04:08 AM, bladeofluigi wrote: That baby, in the scale, becomes a 25th cousin to you.

I don't really think you understand what you're talking about.

Essentially it would become your 50th cousin once removed.

Narcissism.

I would like to see a game which actually had morally ambiguous choices.

Most of the time I see choices in games that boil down to "do I want to be good, or evil?"

That shouldn't be.

When I play 'moral' games, all I do is choose the good one. I feel bad if I choose the evil one.

What I want is choices like "should I allow my friend to die, given that if s/he does die a bunch of strangers will be saved?"

That would make me feel like I'm contributing to the story of the game.

I am of the opinion that there is something a little sickening about World War II video games.

Countless suffering and millions of deaths, and there's people making games of it.

"Man, I'm gonna kill me some Nazis!"

At 6/23/09 05:49 AM, MrPercie wrote: Those were all before 2009 and how come there are like 5 in 2007 and 4 in 2008? did they use the search bar? NOOO SO WHY SHOULD HE IDIOT! jesus I think some people are to stupid to understand the simplest of things like shut the fuck up.

Wow.

You're an angry fellow aren't you?

The idea is that this isn't a topic that has any room for discussion. Take a look at those threads. No one has anything interesting to say on the topic.

Over however many threads have been made on this ridiculous topic, not a single person has anything interesting to say.

At 6/23/09 05:34 AM, MrPercie wrote: You would have no dollars seen as there is no thread related to this so go suck it dip shit.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9595 18
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8117 78
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http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/5056 98
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http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3745 43
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/2424 38
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At 6/23/09 05:26 AM, carbonwater wrote: And you've only just figured this out now, and not 9 years ago when the first game came out.

I am guessing you didn't read the first paragraph of my post.

As the title of this post says, I managed to spend some time with the game 'The Sims 3.' I had heard a lot about these games, with their immensely large playerbase and addictive qualities, but I had yet to actually lay my hands on a copy.

I created my character to look like my own immensely attractive visage, but was unable to capture the sheer magnitude of the raw manliness that I emanate from each and every pore in my body. The game did not have any haircut even similar to mine, however, which is disappointing, but I let it slide. I do not have an especially outrageous haircut, in fact you could describe it as particularly neutral, yet the only haircut I could find that could even closely allow someone to identify the character as me made my character look like a character on Saved By The Bell.

Nor could the clothes they supplied me with capture the cutting edge of fashion that I find myself upon day after day. But again, I let this slide. I chose an inoffensive striped hoodie, jeans and some chucks and let loose my character upon the world.

I decorated my house in a way only one such as me could, that is it looked magnificent by any stretch of the imagination. At this point I was feeling pretty good about my abilities in this game.

Now, of course, was the time to start the game.

I spent a few hours just getting my sim used to the world. Eating a meal. Going to the bathroom. Looking for a job. Painting a picture. And then he went to bed.

The following day my sim went to work at the medical profession, and I as the less-than-omnipotent God that the game cast me as was forced to wait around watching an empty house.

When my sim returned home, I discovered a shocking development. He was feeling stressed out from work. On his first day. The game recommended I allow him to watch some television to wind down, so I did just that.

Then I realised something.

I was sitting at my computer, watching a video game of me watch television.

What the hell?

Why was I doing this?

What is this game that forces you to live out the banal inner workings of a tiny 3D avatar of your own persona from behind a screen?

If I wanted to watch people live out their dull and boring lives, I would sit at my window with a telescope and play out the movie Rear Window in my imagination.

Or better yet. I'd live out my own dull and boring life. Instead of watching myself watch television in a game, I could watch television myself.

In short, I don't get it.

At 6/22/09 08:12 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: Team Ico + Zelda

Oh damnit.

That's what I get for not reading a thread.

Team Ico - The Legend of Zelda.

Now that the Art Portal is out, I don't have to suffer deviantART.

It's very soul destroying to have your hard work ignored because it's not bright, colourful and FUCKING ANIME FAN ART.

DeviantART is just a collection of Japanophiles without an ounce of originality to them. You look at the front page of the Art Portal and you can instantly see the eclectic styles that a site like Newgrounds can bring.

Fuck deviantART.

I would like to hear an example of your voice acting.

Out of interest.

At 6/22/09 08:42 PM, stafffighter wrote: I'm not talking about people who like indie music. I'm talking about indie fucks. The people who cannot talk about anything avialaible to outsiders. As an indie fan I'm sure you've run into these people.

Nah, I've never encountered a single person in my life who has said "I dislike The Beatles."

Also, 'avialaible' is now my favourite misspelling of a word.

At 6/22/09 08:37 PM, stafffighter wrote: on that topic 2. The remaining Beatles. Yes you indie fucks, this matters.

Since when do people who like indie music dislike The Beatles?

Nothing much.

My account is pretty clean at this juncture in time.

Why do people act the way they do?

It's like... I dunno. I dunno, you know?

I mean, seriously.

Why are you guys doing the things that you do, and not other things? It's like 'Hello!'

At this point, it's like, you know, "enough!" I've got an idea. Knock it off!

Jesus Christ.

Use rock smash.

I prefer to think of these mistakes as not mistakes.

"You are denser than a pile of bricks."

"You are denser. THEN, SUDDENLY, BRICKS. A WHOLE PILE OF THEM."

I think the problem with that movie is that, on a narrative level, it's awful.

It's just a bunch of unrelated shit happening, and nothing is explained.

It has good art, as you would expect from a Miyazaki movie, but the story is just a jumbled mess.

At 6/21/09 09:41 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: Essentialy it means that no matter what you do, you will get sent to hell.

Why does Satan want you to go to Hell?

Isn't he there for the same reason everyone else is?

At 6/21/09 05:14 AM, Sawdust wrote: PS3 needs more god damned JRPGS.

I absolutely dread Bethesda type games.

The world needs more JRPGs.

Whatever happened to that boom after Final Fantasy VII?

I want that back.

At 6/21/09 08:56 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: Because he gets your soul in return.

What does Satan need souls for?

What can you do with a soul?

Do you own your soul in the first place?

Why would Satan have to do anything you want?

He's Satan. Lucifer. Baal. Beelzebub.

Lord of motherfucking Hell.

You're just some nerdy teenager.

Also.

You mean like recluses?

You don't need to use Japanese terms for something we have a word for in English.

At 6/20/09 08:20 AM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Suppose Australlia is assentialy British origin

Psst.

So is New Zealand.

We still have the Union Jack on our flag.

No, but I've been told I have a very nice stride.