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I love their live shows, go every time they come into town, however, I don't ever listen to them otherwise. Good times.

How'd the guitarist die?

I always thought it was a furry related thing.

The FBI also said that they were only very loosely organized. However, their tendency to gather together and act in an entirely fucktarded way, should be noted by law enforcement.

I spent 3 hours on my boyfriends makeup, and he pussied out and ripped the spikes off halfway through the night because he couldn't fit in the fucking car.

Last night: total disappointment- only one party, and then we went home.

There's supposed to be a costume contest at work, but it's at a freaking healthcare place, so I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole.

At 10/18/11 08:39 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: I don't understand how not wearing earplugs in welding class = lunch detention. Where is your school located with these rules? Auschwitz?

They are fucking kids. If they want to play with welders, they need to calm the fuck down, and the teachers have to have the little terds under control. Let one decide he doesn't want to use the ear protection, and the next decides it's awesome to forgo the mask, and then parent's start bitching when little Timmy can't see shit for a week.

At 10/18/11 12:09 AM, 420SWED wrote:

At 10/18/11 12:05 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: Why the hell do you need earplugs while welding? not like welding is a loud process.

no the bigger question here is why is he learning to weld in grade 3 hes like 7 roughly.

I wouldn't let a 7 year old hold a fork, let alone anything hot.

At 10/4/11 10:17 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: I don't think microbiology would be easy.

Dear jesus I hated Microbiology.

I UNDERSTOOD the whole thing, but never could get my plates to grow right.

College is much harder than highschool. Anyone who says different is piddling around in their intro to computers course.

So, this thread is kind of wildly off center.

It's weird that they have a special room for 'ethnic' folks. The only special rooms we have is for children in the burn unit, whose families have to drive over 70 miles to the hospital. They get a room with a fold out couch so the families don't have to stay at a grotty hotel.

We had a nice Chinese man in the other day, and neither he, nor his wife spoke very much english at all. Unless his daughter was there to translate, we had some issues communicating. We relied on the 'language line', a service used by most hospitals with a translator over the phone, and a list of "medical Chinese-English Phrases" I printed off from google. Meh, close enough.

At 9/30/11 12:41 AM, mothballs wrote:

At 9/30/11 12:22 AM, AgroNurse wrote:

Also, smile.

See, If I was a female interested in you- THIS would put me off more than any hair type.

Also, WHERE IS MY PHOTOSHOP PIX?! Come on NG.

At 9/30/11 12:19 AM, mothballs wrote:

At 9/30/11 12:15 AM, AgroNurse wrote:

At 9/30/11 12:13 AM, mothballs wrote:
I guess. I'm not sure what it is that I haven't got a girlfriend yet (I'm 17, almost 18) but when I ask people, they say it's my hair.

Is your hair wet in the picture?

Yes. I usually tie it back in a ponytail, but when I take pictures I let it hang loose. Here's a picture of me when my hair isn't wet:

Ok, better pic. I was thinking it was just ridiculously greasy, and was trying to figure out how I would say that diplomatically.

That being said, I'd try a shorter haircut, before you shaved it completely .You never know if you've got a weird dip in your head or something until it's too late. :P

Also, smile.

At 9/30/11 12:04 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: moral: read the last line of the article.

he was lucky to be alive. could've bleed to death if he did it wrongly. and the probablity of someone surviving another self tracheotomy is low. i would never cut my throat even if i have severe breathing difficulties, because i wouldn't know what i was doing.

He had already had throat cancer- the article almost suggests that he had previously had a trach. Maybe he had a pre-existing scar to hack on or something. Besides, you don't go sawing across your whole throat with all of the blood vessels :D

I found a pic. Let's see how it works. I hate that you can't preview these.

At 9/30/11 12:13 AM, mothballs wrote:
I guess. I'm not sure what it is that I haven't got a girlfriend yet (I'm 17, almost 18) but when I ask people, they say it's my hair.

Is your hair wet in the picture?

At 9/30/11 12:05 AM, Cordyceps wrote:

At 9/30/11 12:00 AM, AgroNurse wrote: A prep pad and a bandaid are not going to do you any good for any sort of wound though.

Better than nothing, but I usually have a first aid kit with me anyway.

No, it *is* nothing.

If you really are trying to go for minimalism, get two large bandannas. You can make a pressure bandage, immobilize broken limbs, make a tourniquet, pack a wound. If the size bothers you, vacuum pack them or something.

Someone photoshop him bald.

This is important.

At 9/29/11 11:55 PM, Cordyceps wrote:

At 9/29/11 11:51 PM, AgroNurse wrote:

At 9/29/11 10:31 PM, Cordyceps wrote: For all you outdoorsy people, let us discuss survival kits.

My minimalist kit is below.

I like how you think you can survive without light, a knife handle, or a blanket, but DO think to bring a bandaid and some tweezers for those really nasty splinters.

-I have matches and a candle
-A knife handle for the scalpel can be improvised in seconds
-see: matches

I usually keep an iodine prep pad, along with the bandages, for sterilizing wounds or purifying water. Tweezers can by useful in many situations.

Tweezers are the shit. My boyfriend steals them for things and then my eyebrows and I suffer greatly. I just thought it was funny that they are in a minimalist pack.

A prep pad and a bandaid are not going to do you any good for any sort of wound though.

At 9/29/11 10:31 PM, Cordyceps wrote: For all you outdoorsy people, let us discuss survival kits.

My minimalist kit is below.

I like how you think you can survive without light, a knife handle, or a blanket, but DO think to bring a bandaid and some tweezers for those really nasty splinters.

At 9/29/11 11:31 PM, dantehawesomeman wrote: Maybe minorities would be payed more

I'd pay you more if you could spell paid.

I suppose I'm just fanning the flames though.

At 9/29/11 11:35 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: With a steak knife!
http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/18751 459.html

That's brutal....

but the "Surgeons train for years to do this" like is crap, they train medics to do slash and hack emergency jobs in the first year.

Juggalos are worse than bronies and furries, because they're more likely to get into groups and act like white trash gangstas. They're also most likely to get in your face, however this is mostly harmless as they are, for the most part, skinny white boys with large mouths. A small bag of meth tossed to the side will momentarily distract any juggalo, and allow for a quick get away.

Furries are worse than bronies, but occasionally cross over, because they are gross like that. However, their threat remains largely on the internet. A face to face situation is quite rare, unless you are unfortunate enough to stumble into one's mother's basement. Just go back up the stairs.

Bronies just aren't numerous enough to bother me. My little sister likes my little ponies, but I don't live with her so I can tolerate her pony related babble for short periods of time.

LOL @ the "you guize I'm way to grown up for this type of thing"

Halloween is the shit. It's an excuse for all the girls to be a "Slutty ______". L2Socialize.

We usually bounce around the different halloween parties. Some have costume contests with serious cash prizes, which we've had luck with in the past. I'm going to try to airbrush my dog this halloween as well, and take him to a couple outdoor parties. He was Michael Vick last year, it was a great success.

I've done makeup with a haunted house in the past, so I'm excited to start practicing... I might be a zombie this year- I dearly love doing zombie makeup.

Oh, the wonders of Google.

Why?

At 9/1/11 10:46 AM, Legnus wrote:

At 8/31/11 09:59 PM, AgroNurse wrote: A horseshoe crab.

Why is the cat hiding under the curtain?

oh i get it, it's the typical NGer

She was stalking the dog.

Stupid rich kids that think being destitute is trendy.

>:/

At 8/31/11 06:12 AM, Legnus wrote:

At 8/30/11 05:54 PM, AgroNurse wrote: My dog just died a horrible crab related death.

Is that really a crab?

A horseshoe crab.

My dog just died a horrible crab related death.

At 8/30/11 05:23 PM, DubCore wrote:

At 8/30/11 05:22 PM, ylerskay wrote:

At 8/30/11 05:19 PM, DubCore wrote: What three classes are you failing?

Physics, Honors World History, and Health.

Im realy good with physics, but the other 2 are worthless

Your not a failure unless your failing simple classes like lunch or p.e.

Technically you are a failure if you are failing.

At 8/30/11 05:18 PM, ylerskay wrote: I'm failing 3 classes in my sophomore year and I'll never amount to anything, WAAAAAHHHH.

Anyone else a failure like me?

Because crying about it and seeking out more people who cannot handle the horrors of basic education will certainly help you.

At 8/30/11 12:58 PM, MrPercie wrote: I was just wondering if you encountered someone who had been stabbed in a vulnerable area and is leaking a lot of blood and you patch up the wound so no more blood escapes but he needs blood too be kept alive, would any blood do or does he need a certain type?

Im told their are different types of blood like positive and negative but I dont really know wether putting in a wrong type of blood into someone would be good or bad. Im told you should either put in the type of blood he has or a special kind of blood certain individuals have which will work with anyone. But lets say in order too keep the person alive, would any blood type do. Like I dunno if putting the wrong type of blood into someone would make them ill or fuck with their body a bit but if it keeps them alive then thats fine.

How are you planning on giving them blood in the first place? O.o

At any rate, if you mismatch blood types, they can have a severe reaction that results in death. The receiving body will destroy the donated blood cells, resulting in a cascading torrent of fuckery that will cause more problems than you had before.

A better option would be to give them fluids, like regular saline, or Ringers solution, something like that.

The best option would be to stop tooling around and call the ambulance

At 8/3/11 04:20 PM, DragonBallDavid wrote: poop

This is the most fucking frightening thing I've seen all day.

O_O

At 8/3/11 03:05 PM, Gsavvy wrote: What happened?

I dunno. I disappeared for a few months and it seems the same to me.

Same "OMG BBS HAZ CHANGED!" posts, same irrelevant topics, and same silly bullshit replies.

Hurray!