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Response to: PS3 Games to get Posted June 30th, 2010 in Video Games

if you like silent hill you should try alan wake

Response to: Opinions on karma choices in games Posted June 19th, 2010 in Video Games

At 6/19/10 06:35 AM, Smorsh wrote: On the topic of karma systems, I believe Fallout 3 was the only game to do it right. The rest are just the same things with a different coat of paint.

I'm looking at you, Fable 2.

i was dissapointed with fable 2,but i thought the first fable did the best with the good/evil thing,even better than fallout 3,like how every boss fight you could be evil and kill them and get more experience,or let them live,and it actually seemed like it affected the story.whereas fable 2 you get a fucking dog and real estate.and they made spells crap,but to the op yes,i like the karma system and i think it makes the game better if they do it well.

Response to: Rock Band 3 Official Thread Posted June 17th, 2010 in Video Games

At 6/10/10 01:20 AM, Sekhem wrote:
At 6/10/10 12:48 AM, simon wrote: In a new authentic Pro mode meant to help players segue to actual instruments, all 25 keys are used; the streams shifts left and right to cover the correct keys.
i have never even bothered with any of these guitar games before, but i will definitely get this on day 1

so fucking excited

same here

Response to: Why do you wake up? Posted June 16th, 2010 in General

because eventually i can't get back to sleep

Response to: Need name for a sitcom... Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

a juggalo and an anarchist punk's happy torture fun time with a nazi

Response to: Curse word substitutions. Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

At 6/14/10 08:17 PM, ActualOccurences wrote:
At 6/14/10 06:47 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Since when were sugar, honey, and iced tea substitutes for shit?
No no no. All of those words. Like you would say "Holy sugar hone iced tea"

oh,that makes more sense

Response to: I love Swastikas Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

and their uniforms looked cool,too bad they could'nt have worn something stupid like kilts

Response to: Basic Improvements to Newgrounds Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

they could let us edit our posts so when you realize you fucked up you can just unfuck it instead of making another post just to correct yourself or just look like you don't know how to fucking spell.

Response to: I have the best oil spill solution. Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

you naive fool,obviously the best solution would be to shoot a nucleur missile at the moon to knock a magic moon piece out of it and put it in the ocean so the magic moon dust will make the oil not be there anymore.

Response to: pick up lines Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

all of my pick up lines are from meet 'n fuck games,but one of my favorites is theres a party in my pants and you're invited

Response to: Rosie O'Donell Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

i'm so disgusted by her existence i can't even think of something funny and witty,despite how funny and witty i am...maybe you're supposed sell her the truck with a bomb in it to blow her fat ass the fuck up,like doing gods work or something.

Response to: Become F B I Agent Online Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

At 6/14/10 07:32 PM, Aerotrip wrote: i have so much of what it takes that the only reason i'm not in the fbi is because i'd make everyone else in the fbi look bad in comparison.so instead i'm a bum.

why can't we fucking edit our posts?

Response to: What's a chinaman underwater? Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

the beatles rock

Response to: Things that piss you off Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

grammar nazis,especially british ones.and annoying white kids who think they're fucking japaneese because they watch cartoons.and when i click a picture on some porn gallery and the link does'nt even take you to a page with that picture in in.

Response to: Become F B I Agent Online Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

i have so much of what it takes that the only reason i'm not in fbi is because i'd make everyone else in the fbi look bad in comparison.so instead i'm a bum.

Response to: I might have a fuck buddy soon Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

At 6/14/10 07:11 PM, psychicpebble wrote: I fuck my cat.

win.

Response to: Did you cry? Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

i never got that far because i kept getting lost on the fucking map,but i finally made it to the 2nd disc,while i had also got to the second disc on another ps1 ff game on my ps2,i think it was 8 or 9,the one with vivi...but then i went to load the data on one the games...and all the fucking data was gone,so i got pissed,sold them,and have'nt played either since fucking god damn evil sony memory cards,they were'nt even used,i bought them new,brand fucking new.

Response to: Curse word substitutions. Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

At 6/14/10 04:49 PM, iateamexican wrote:
At 6/14/10 04:46 PM, Aerotrip wrote: and i did'nt mean to censor myself or sound like an asshole,that was an accident
You put the apostrophe in place of the letter that is taken out, as opposed to where the two words come together.
For example, "did not" becomes "didn't", because the "o" in "not" is taken out as the two words are put into one.

damn you sir,damn you and your queen,you have bested me in a grammatical battle on the most revered battle ground in the world,a general internet forum.I've been shamed,and i bow to your incredible skill and prowess.Now i must put an end to my shame and take my own life via an extremely dry crumpet with no tea.Chip chip cheerio,and what not,see you in hell,yeah?
you fucking grammar nazi.

Response to: whats is your favo sitcom? Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

everybody hates chris,and not to troll or anything but how is according to jim your favorite?that shows horrible.(imo).

Response to: what is the best ng holiday Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

i love halloween for the violence,and i love pico day for its pico-ness,and i realize i was only supposed to pick one,but they both kick too much ass to leave one out.

Response to: why do you click on peoples profile Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

At 6/2/10 07:22 PM, 111122223138 wrote: what compells you to click on that username and find out more about that person?
modship?
high post count?
wether or not it IS in fact, a girl?

because i'm god and the only way they could ever possibly feel loved is if i acknowledge them by viewing their profile.
also to see if they're british or something.

Response to: Pedophile Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

maybe old guys turn'em on,maybe its precisely because the guys old enough to be her dad,have'nt you ever seen a porno or a normal movie where a girl says daddy during sex?and then guys are turned on by 16 year old girls because they're fucking hot.(i'm 17 so its not weird for me to say that...yet).

Response to: Curse word substitutions. Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

At 6/14/10 04:44 PM, Aerotrip wrote:
At 6/14/10 04:38 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: Yeah you know what I mean. Like saying:

Sugar
Honey
Iced
Tea

For shit
who the hell replaces shit with sugar?i'll tell you who,a fucking serial killer...a lame one.
but i did know this guy who used to say oh SHIT-taki mushrooms,or however the hell you spell it.instead of saying shit in case that was'nt clear enough.

and i did'nt mean to censor myself or sound like an asshole,that was an accident

Response to: Curse word substitutions. Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

At 6/14/10 04:38 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: Yeah you know what I mean. Like saying:

Sugar
Honey
Iced
Tea

For shit

who the replaces shit with sugar?i'll tell you who,a fucking serial killer...a lame one.
but i did know this guy who used to say oh SHIT-taki mushrooms,or however the hell you spell it.instead of saying shit in case that was'nt clear enough.

Response to: What's your screen resolution? Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

1366x768,i never took the fucking sticker off

Response to: Hello, fellow Newgrounders. Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

in the future you should probably say something that can be interpreted sexually,thats what keeps me cumming back to the forums...god i'm awesome.

Response to: Which Pokemon is most delicious? Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

At 6/14/10 04:06 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 6/14/10 04:02 PM, Elsid wrote: I doubt Ditto would taste like jelly. I'm guessing it would be more like cum.
Ditto would obviously taste like that gooey rubber stuff....uh SILLY PUTTY, but mew on the other hand looks DELICIOUS!

i always thought ditto looked more like that pink cough syrup stuff,i think its nyquil

Response to: Lag! Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

i did'nt really understand anything you said,you should just look at porn till your problems go away on their own,thats what i'd do,till i got tired anyway.

Response to: Stress relievers? Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

At 6/14/10 03:42 PM, Ursiruss wrote: The best thing I find for stress is physical Activity do something get up off your ass do some pushups, take a run go outside for christ sake or sex always does the trick too CHANNEL YOUR ANGER!!!! THEN CUM ON HER FACE!!!

who the hell wants to exercise?and if he had a girl to fuck he would'nt be stressed out in the first place (unless she was causing the stress),do you really think some girls sitting on his couch offering to blow him and hes just saying "no bitch,i'm too stressed out to get sucked off,instead i'm going online to a forum to ask if somone knows any free violent flash games to relieve my stress".

Response to: Tell me what you think Posted June 14th, 2010 in General

At 6/14/10 03:33 PM, Zirch45 wrote: Okay, I had to do an english project for tom sawyer and we had to make a movie.I chose to do an animation and I uploaded it to YouTube. Here's the link tot eh first part: Tom Sawyer English Project
Don't make fun of the camera though, I couldn't upload it anywhere else. And YES, that is the Flipnotes Studio on DSi
Tell me what you think :)

why in gods name would your teacher make you do a project on tom sawyer?does she hate you?thats almost as bad as when i had to read amelia earhart in 4th grade,it was so fucking boring it hurt.