Do you think at the beginning of Earth every disease existed? No. They formed into their modern forms through mutations, combinations, etc. If people keep having sex on this island long enough, a new STD will eventually pop up.

At 7/25/09 08:37 PM, Reed wrote:

At 7/25/09 08:33 PM, MagiGirl wrote:

At 7/25/09 08:33 PM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: You're obviously black

Half-white, half-Chinese.

hows it goin tim ! : )

I know a half-white half-Filipino guy named Tim.

Double-post.

At 7/25/09 08:37 PM, InnerChild548 wrote:

At 7/25/09 08:35 PM, STEM wrote:

At 7/25/09 08:34 PM, Viridis wrote:

At 7/25/09 08:33 PM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: You're obviously black

Hey man.
Its african american.

Hey man.
Not every black guy is American

Hey man.
Not every black is a guy.

Hey man.
Not every black is African.

At 7/24/09 09:00 PM, michelinman wrote:

At 7/24/09 08:53 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: job 16:11

that's my new favorite one. really shows how the biblical god acted as opposed to how everyone preaches him to be.

God the Father (the one spoken about mostly in the Old Testament) is less forgiving and more punishing than God the Son (AKA Jesus, the "Your sins are forgiven" aspect of God, and the more preached about aspect). Different personalities (to put it that way) to the same Being.

At 7/22/09 03:40 PM, Mr-Money wrote: In his campaign for President, Obama said all troops would be gone after a 16-month phased withdrawal -- beginning from week one. That would mean all troops would leave by mid-2010.

He said all combat troops would be gone, and that he would leave non-combat troops in afterwards to help the Iraqi government.

Then, he said he was going to leave 50,000 "non-combat" troops in the country indefinitely.

Still consistent with his campaign promise (see what I said above)

Now, in a speech still going on as I write this message, Obama is saying all troops will leave Iraq by the end of 2011.

And now he's saying that the non-combat troops will be gone by 2011. Still consistent with his campaign promise.

At 7/24/09 08:15 PM, Leidolfr wrote: doesnt that mean.....there's more than one god, or, am i just not understanding the language of it

The Trinity of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit (3 coexisting entities who are all fully God) were talking to each other.

This whole news story is incredibly stupid and shows how so many Americans are too dumb to overlook the fact that his neighbor has a different skin pigmentation than himself.

Now when you say "got", do you mean that it was made as per your order? Because if it isn't from WWII, then it's pretty useless.

Basically everything in Isaiah.

At 6/20/09 09:53 PM, Korriken wrote:

At 6/20/09 08:17 PM, Grammer wrote: The South should apologize for slavery, as well as for Nascar, Jeff Foxworthy, and the 2004 election. New Jersey has nothing to apologize for.

New Jersey needs to apologize for its annoying accent, which is still around today.

Louisiana for the occasional fat lady who flashes on Mardi Gras...

At 6/20/09 04:49 PM, Sabado-Karate wrote: I think the CIA is behind the Iranian protests and the images that we have seen. There is a special interest in this conflict by the USA,

Obama has consistently been against any form of intervention other than denouncing Iranian government actions, much to the dismay of other government officials such as the majority of Congress (read: morons).

The one behind these protests is the main challenger to Ahmadinejad, Mousavi. If Mousavi was motivated by the CIA to run for President of Iran, then Ahmadinejad would've been the first one to point out any form of CIA involvement in the election.

I mean, CNN and other channels been talking Iran ALL DAY long!

Do we give this attention to Burma? No.
Do we give this attention to Bangladesh? No.
Do we give this attention to Lybia? No.
Do we give this attention to Cuba? No.
Do we give this attention to Darfur? No.
Do we give this attention to Zimbabwe? No.
Do we give this attention to Venezuela? No.
Do we give this attention to Bolivia? No.

Did the media give this attention to Anna Nicole Smith's death? Yes.

In fact, her death had more coverage than 9/11. I guess that means the CIA was behind her death.

OR...maybe the media is a joke.

...Nah.

How is this thread still alive? Why was it bumped? The fact that the OP was proven wrong by nearly everyone who posted on the first 3 pages of this thread is enough for its death, never mind the fact that his whole "argument" is "All blacks think like this". If that's not a fallacious and inferior argument made by an inferior "man", then I don't know what is.

At 6/15/09 04:49 PM, AapoJoki wrote: The Iranian leaders don't care about self-preservation, they just want to go to Heaven as martyrs and wipe Israel off the map in the process.

If you actually believe this, then you can't honestly call yourself an intelligent human being.

The Iranians don't want to kill themselves. They want to defend their country, and they have a fundemantalist aspect to the whole patriotism thing. It's like the stereotypical redneck, except they run the Iranian government. Nobody's talking about matyrdom.

At 6/18/09 01:04 PM, CaptainChip wrote: Teacher's aren't teaching 'ways of life', they teach facts and information.

Not anymore. Thanks to the No Child Left Behind Act, they teach standardized tests.

At 6/19/09 08:34 PM, Aughiris wrote: 'Earned' it?

Oh come on now. A politician does not 'earn' his title. A politician manipulates the public so that he may be appointed a title by the public. Unless you find manipulating and earning to be the same thing, than you sir are wrong.

Yet another ignorant statement on politicians. No, you DO earn your title. It isn't easy to go out there and speak the truth and get elected by a largely stupid population. Just because the Kennedys can use their name and the Romneys can use their money doesn't mean every politician uses the same means to get elected.

At 6/19/09 10:07 PM, Fyndir wrote: Silly Andrew Jackson, should have just let them keep the 40 acres.

Johnson, you mean.

I hear protestors went to the rooftops to shout "Allahu Akbar"

It reminds me of the Islamic Revolution in Iran back in 1979. They shouted "Allahu Akbar" on their rooftops, also. Maybe they're comparing the current government to the Shah of Iran and saying that it needs to be overthrown just as in 1979? I've already seen signs calling the government a bunch of dictators.

Who cares? Business is business. Blame the Chinese government for allowing it to be there, don't blame Starbucks for wanting to make some money.

No joke.

Now I think it's important to say that I'm a black American. Onwards to my thoughts:

This is more stupid than Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Kevin Federline mashed together. No one in this country was a slave during the American slavery period, and no one in this country owned slaves during that period. I was never a slave, and you were never a master.

The idea of reparations is a joke. The government already owes a massive debt to the American public (I'm talking trillions of dollars). No one who is alive right now was a slave, so what would we be receiving money for? It's a good thing that this bill is at least semi intelligent in not advocating reparations.

I guess John Q. Public should apologize to the Chinese for the clothes he's wearing, the German and Russian man should apologize to the Jews, the Japanese man to the Chinese woman, my Chinese friend (born and raised here) to a Tibetan, and the British to half the damn world.

Stupidity has reached a new level in the American government, and I never thought that that would be possible.

At 6/15/09 07:19 AM, turboNEGROID wrote: Would the common voter's lack of education on an issue be a problem if the nation wasn't ruled by the common voter?

Touche, dear fellow.

At 6/15/09 07:12 AM, turboNEGROID wrote: If the general populace didn't decide then politicians wouldn't have to lie. Democracy is to blame, if anything.

That's like blaming the hands for a shooting spree instead of the gun. It's not democracy, but the common voter's lack of education on the issues.

All this mod brown nosing is making my head hurt. Good rule and all (probably because it doesn't apply to me), but no need to praise Poozy as if he was God.

At 6/15/09 05:26 AM, gamejunkie wrote: I say leave the lying to the professionals, you know 'POLITICIANS'.

Maybe if the general populace weren't absolute morons, politicians wouldn't have to lie to get shit done.

At 6/14/09 07:35 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 6/14/09 07:34 PM, Achilles2 wrote: It's called phonetics. "Should've" sounds like "Should of", so people just write it/say it like that.

Should've is NOT A WORD. It's been said ten times in this thread. >:-O

You know what hasn't been said yet?

Who the hell cares.

It's called phonetics. "Should've" sounds like "Should of", so people just write it/say it like that.

At 6/7/09 08:53 PM, Tramps wrote: so if you rape them does that mean you'd get arrested for stealing?

You do know you can get charged with more than one crime, right?

At 6/3/09 03:46 PM, ChuckDude131 wrote: OOPS I MEANT I SAW HER MAKE OUT WITH HER BOYFRIEND

Two solutions:

#1: Abandon this thread and take a month-long break from the BBS.
#2: Create a new account

At 6/3/09 03:45 PM, ChuckDude131 wrote: I was sitting next to this brazillian
and I was sitting right next to her.
I was at the field trip too making out with her boyfriend and holding hands and going on the roller coaster

That's all the unnecessary information that you included in your post.

At 6/7/09 05:25 PM, zero-gravity wrote: Short and to the point.

How are you doing today, Matthew Jennings?

Why is it that some people think they're gonna get laid online? It shows in what they type.

Example: Go to Omegle, enter 5 conversations, and count how many times someone starts off/follows up his first line with "asl" (or any variation). Tell them you're female, and watch how they respond. Tell them you're male, and watch how quickly they leave.

If you need another example, just go to a female Newgrounder's page. Selena18 and Agustana are some good examples here.

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People genuinely think they can get laid online. It makes me cry and makes me laugh at the same time. That makes a weird sound, you know.