At 5/7/08 11:01 PM, evilfluffmonger wrote: I wish I could find random weapons in bushes(kinda like in a role-playing game.)

lmfao

At 5/8/08 06:55 AM, LegendaryAwesome wrote:

I heard that muaitai is good ( is that how you spell it?)

Muay Thai.

Kill them and then drive their bodies into the middle of nowhere(preferably a cornfield or something) Then dig a 20 ft deep hole and bury their bodies there then cover their bodies in baking soda and oil and then throw some gasoline down the hole and burn the bodies and then rebury them after they are thuroughly burnt and dogs will not be able to smell them...The only thing to be careful about is re-burying it you need to make it look as iff you never dug a hole...That's the challenge.

At 5/8/08 07:47 AM, DeadlyPanther wrote:

At 5/8/08 04:49 AM, Jaketheclonetrooper wrote:

At 5/8/08 04:46 AM, jwcnwiq wrote:

the body's of people who claim they dont use chicken

irony?

LOL, I forgot that the human body has wings and drumsticks.

Oh,maybe we do,We never know ? :|

I had mine removed at birth

Here's the pic

God damn them and their comfortable memory foam mattresses v.v

At 5/7/08 11:57 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: soon you will feel like your shaking and wont be able to sleep if you tried, and will die.

That is true it happened to me a week ago.

At 5/7/08 04:37 PM, Atgod88 wrote: Just put a video camera in the major areas of the Newgrounds office, then get several different channels for each camera, id watch that.

lmfao I just wanna see Stamper bitch hahaha

At 5/8/08 07:36 AM, Darkstrategy wrote: Buy a Furbie to combat it. Only evil can fight that kind of evil.

lmfao Furbie is the spawn of Satan

Listen here you fab bitch METAL GEAR SOLID JOKES ARE WHAT MAKES NEWGROUNDS GO ROUND ALRIGHT?! THEY ARE WHAT MAKES IT GO ROUND!!JESUS CHRIST THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING SNAKE RUN AROUND UNDER A CARDBOARD BOX IN SOME KIND OF A HUMORING WAY THERE JUST ISN'T ALRIGHT?!

I'm a badass and I will fucking kill you bitch I get into scraps all day every day and I never lose what u got to say now bitch ass motha fucka!

=D!

I=badass ^^

Fuck it I will give it a try.

At 4/18/08 11:33 PM, Buster1 wrote: it's comming up in 2 day's so, how are you going to celebrate it?

Fuck weed...I'm gonna go smoke some crack and boot up some black tar heroine.

At 4/20/08 10:45 PM, ZENON wrote:

At 4/20/08 02:57 PM, mothballs wrote: JESUS CHRIST I'M GETTING A BONER

Don't you mean "bonner" :O

You're an idiot...lol

At 4/20/08 08:44 PM, Lagatag wrote:

At 4/20/08 08:39 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I need to find out what _______ is before I can read this.

I think it's a subtle clue...

no name because there's no girl

Exactly lmfao

At 4/20/08 02:20 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: So, NG, have you ever been covered in the saliva of a vicious killing machine?

Yeah I had a gf once....

At 4/20/08 10:33 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: You could say something like "Hey betty!".

lmfao

There is a cheat code you just have to move the joystick to the G-Spot and you get to the next level quicker.

At 4/20/08 10:37 PM, mike-enterprises wrote:

At 4/20/08 10:33 PM, Ace9969 wrote: Lmfao search Goatse :D

search "qqqqq" only press "im feeling lucky"...

LMFAO God damn that was funny as hell wtf was up with the guys popping in there....?

Stab yourself in the eye with a coat hanger.

At 4/20/08 10:25 PM, jacobdg wrote: Is there a online kingdom hearts rpg game?

Apparently you did not say "Pc online game".

At 4/20/08 10:17 PM, Bovineoverlord wrote: I was wondering how to do a Bb chord on guitar

Never go to Wikipedia for these types of things..

Are you mad...Sex IS a game....

Lmfao search Goatse :D

Woot?

At 4/20/08 03:15 PM, RubberBandMethod wrote:

At 4/20/08 03:12 PM, InsanitySK wrote: get counter strike

Fuck counterstrike, get Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Coolest game ever, you will never get bored of that shit. Well, I geuss if you're not the RPG type you might get bord of it.

That's god damn right Counterstrike is the shittiest thing made compared to Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.The possibilities are damn near actually impossible you can do just about anything in that damn game....EVEN BECOME A VAMPIRE AND GO THROUGH THE CITY SUCKING PEOPLES BLOOD WOOT CONSIDERED YOURSELF PWNZ0RZ!

BEFORE I BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF I AM GOING TO FUCKING CUT YOUR BITCH ASS OPEN AND PULL OUT EACH INDIVIDUAL ORGAN OF YOURS AND SLAP YOU WITH EACH ONE BEFORE VIOLATING YOUR EYE SOCKET NOW DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Baseball sucks cock

Someone needs to gut her like a fish and beat her to death with her own voice box

Never heard of it but the cover alone makes me laugh my ass off