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Author Search Results: 'ASSMAN'

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None

Topic: Poogrounds

Posted: 04/01/08 12:26 PM

Forum: NG News

At 4/1/08 10:42 AM, TomFulp wrote: I figured if I wasn't gonna do shit for April Fools Day, I might as well do shit.

This is thoroughly depressing. You've depressed everyone on such a happy day. Siighh. I'm going to go cut myself now.


2.

None

Topic: The Site Updated.

Posted: 01/13/08 03:12 AM

Forum: General

It looks fantastic, and is a great redesign of the aged review layout. Anyone who disagrees is a moron.

the end.


3.

Shouting

Topic: Saving The World!

Posted: 12/27/07 01:37 AM

Forum: NG News

I'm pretty sure Tom Fulp is the resurrection of Jesus. If anybody sees him walk on water, report to the forums immediately


4.

None

Topic: Soulja Boy <3 animating & Luis rox.

Posted: 10/11/07 06:23 PM

Forum: NG News

At 10/11/07 06:21 PM, Ajax-Cubed wrote: That was very nice of Luis.

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And yes, Newgrounds has been getting some very great games recently.

Portals I thought was very original. Was portals an actual video game? If it was, I don't really care. The game still rocks.

Yeah, it's the new Half Life game.. just released yesterday I think.


5.

Elated

Topic: Soulja Boy <3 animating & Luis rox.

Posted: 10/11/07 06:18 PM

Forum: NG News

Man Tom Fulp, you're a real model citizen. I think we should all look up to you.

Mr. Newgrounds is an American hero.


6.

None

Topic: New Art Contest

Posted: 10/05/07 01:53 AM

Forum: NG News

So far, all the submissions are terrible and don't even follow the guidelines.. except for a few. It's really annoying to see copied artwork and logos in 90% of them, who are these morons? Besides, many of them are clearly not vector graphics.

I think the NG moderators need to be more strict. Delete any submission that is clearly bullshit or has no chance of winning due to user stupidity.


7.

None

Topic: New Art Contest

Posted: 10/03/07 04:34 PM

Forum: NG News

Haha, Newgrounds is getting free slave labor. Awesome idea johnnyutah.


8.

Shouting

Topic: New episode of...

Posted: 09/27/07 03:44 PM

Forum: NG News

At 9/27/07 03:18 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote: OUCH

doesnt look like the fags on dig like it very much.

of course, all they vote up are articles on Linux, videos of cats, and worthless top ten lists. so much for that

Diggers like cock jokes. Bring them back and you will be a hero.


9.

Resigned

Topic: New episode of...

Posted: 09/27/07 01:50 AM

Forum: NG News

Well Tom, the diggers didn't like it too much judging by the comments and it ended up being buried after it hit the front page.

Anyway, I liked it, but I thought the first one was much more applicable to my sense of humor.. yeah I want the cock jokes back, I'll admit it.

BTW, what is this?: "Some account type thingy here." Interesting..


10.

None

Topic: New episode of...

Posted: 09/26/07 07:45 PM

Forum: NG News

At 9/26/07 05:39 PM, Korgha wrote: ever thought of a brackenwood day?

Maybe if he released animations more frequently! What is it.. one every two years?

or Maybe it just seems long to me because I'm always waiting for the next one..


11.

None

Topic: Mtv Vmas And Stuff

Posted: 09/10/07 04:03 PM

Forum: NG News

At 9/10/07 03:24 PM, johnkilo wrote: I used to despise Justin Timberlake until I saw him on SNL and he was hilarious. He's a pretty talented individual even though I don't particularly care for his manufactured, corporate-pushed music, so I understand where you're coming from.

Same here, the SNL 'Dick in a Box' vidoe was hilarious. If it weren't for that, I'd still hate him.

I don't like his style of music, but there's no denying that he's talented.


12.

Shouting

Topic: Mtv Vmas And Stuff

Posted: 09/10/07 01:55 AM

Forum: NG News

Oh god.. so this is what marriage does to men.

I bet Stamper called Tom a faggot at that meeting. He may have deserved it.

Just kidding, Justin's "Dick in a Box" SNL video was AWESOME. He's redeemed himself to me.

13.

Questioning

Topic: Halloween 2007 Contest!!!

Posted: 09/06/07 09:34 PM

Forum: NG News

The new stamper flashes are hilarious.. but I only see 5, not 6..?


14.

Shouting

Topic: Draw what your name means.

Posted: 08/26/07 04:01 AM

Forum: Art

Uh Oh....

("illegal text"?)


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None

Topic: EDGE Article

Posted: 06/18/07 05:17 AM

Forum: NG News

At 6/17/07 11:45 PM, TheSPA wrote: Foolish newgrounders there are not enough sprite movies on the frontpage

I fucking hate sprite movies. The less, the better.


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None

Topic: Sonic Boom Forza Streetfighter Car

Posted: 06/06/07 12:12 AM

Forum: General

Incredibly clean and smooth.. I can't imagine how you made it so hot-ass.

I have a feeling that MS will allow uploading soon.


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None

Topic: Forza Newgrounds Car

Posted: 06/03/07 07:04 PM

Forum: General

At 5/31/07 04:13 PM, HersheyClock wrote: if you photoshoped that car, freakin nice!!

It's a video game.. you moron.

Anyway, looks awesome as hell, I wouldn't have the patience (or talent) to do it.. hope you make more!


18.

Shouting

Topic: Toms Honeymoon [talk]

Posted: 05/19/07 11:22 PM

Forum: Art

I can't believe there's actually a documentary called "kill me, i'm a faggot n*gger jew"..

Was it produced specifically for Stamper's enjoyment?


19.

Happy

Topic: REDESIGN!

Posted: 04/01/07 07:17 PM

Forum: NG News

Haha, Tom, I don't know why everyone is so disappointed. I thought it was a great April Fools joke.

But seriously, when is the redesign going to come??


20.

Shouting

Topic: Site Downtime

Posted: 11/20/06 12:49 AM

Forum: NG News

IT'S THE SITE REDESIGN!! I KNOW BECAUSE I HAD SEX WITH TOM'S GIRLFRIEND.

:his mom wasn't available


21.

Shouting

Topic: Prize Packs

Posted: 11/18/06 01:29 AM

Forum: NG News

Hey tom that's an insane amount of prizes but.. when are you going to update us on the site redesign date? It's sometime soon right?


22.

None

Topic: Something isn't right...

Posted: 10/26/06 04:27 PM

Forum: General

lmao, fuck I uploaded the wrong picture.

CLICK HERE FOR LARGE SIZE

Something isn't right...


23.

Shouting

Topic: Something isn't right...

Posted: 10/26/06 04:20 PM

Forum: General

Tell me if you notice anything out of place in this pic..

Something isn't right...


24.

Happy

Topic: Review Scores

Posted: 10/11/06 11:03 PM

Forum: NG News

I Agree.

An easy solution is to just make it so that athe extra ratings aren't mandatory. Also, get rid of "interactive" and "violence".

AND, change the threshold from 10 to 5, so that the voting stays consistent around the site!


25.

Angry

Topic: Best of September, Audio Contest!

Posted: 10/09/06 05:36 PM

Forum: NG News

WTF!!

8. Bad Guys In Space
9. Squaresville

Those should be #1 and #2!!

Grrr... the NG voters are fucking morons.


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None

Topic: Finish This Drawing!!

Posted: 10/05/06 10:12 PM

Forum: Art

At 10/5/06 10:02 PM, krosork wrote: You guys are assholes.

drawn in 2 minutes, and still better than all of the shit you guys have said to the guy who made this thread.

Hey man I love it!

it's the internet, the assholes come free as a side-dish..

27.

None

Topic: the no ones

Posted: 10/05/06 09:44 PM

Forum: Art

At 10/5/06 09:41 PM, Felipe wrote:
At 10/5/06 09:27 PM, The-No-One-KT9 wrote: yea all my friend has is paint,but what else would he use anyway?not photoshop is it cuz i have photoshop
It would be better if the site's layout was better, And the pictures were better quality.

good job thoiugh

..I would give a blank page a higher grade than this shit.

In fact, that's one way you could improve it. REJECTED.


28.

None

Topic: the no ones

Posted: 10/05/06 09:33 PM

Forum: Art

Lmao, it's an internet shitstain.


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None

Topic: Finish This Drawing!!

Posted: 10/05/06 09:28 PM

Forum: Art

At 10/5/06 09:24 PM, Felipe wrote:
At 10/5/06 09:23 PM, ASSMAN wrote:
At 10/5/06 09:19 PM, ASSMAN wrote: Here is a higher quality version, without white background:

http://img166.images..g166/4682/wtfoy3.png
I meant WITH white background..

Anyhow, suck my ass you fucks.
You got it

You live 20 miles from me.. plz come over and suck the shit out of my rectum, I'd like to introduce my ass to your face.


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None

Topic: Finish This Drawing!!

Posted: 10/05/06 09:23 PM

Forum: Art

At 10/5/06 09:19 PM, ASSMAN wrote: Here is a higher quality version, without white background:

http://img166.images..g166/4682/wtfoy3.png

I meant WITH white background..

Anyhow, suck my ass you fucks.


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