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People of the Eno River?

How cruel! They are such nice people!

At 6/18/06 02:19 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: If someone offers you free shit, you take it, no matter what it is...

What about poison? Would you take that? HUH?

I had to put my 14 year old dog to sleep today.

Be gentle.

At 6/18/06 01:38 PM, BastonesDeAzucar wrote: Stats make you a mod.

Normally it's accomplishments that make the mod. Acts of justice, kindness, intelligence, knowledge of the rules...

That's the normal criteria. At least I think.

At 6/18/06 01:36 PM, Zerok wrote: Google!

http://quasistoic.or..3/words-ending-in-j/

Snap. That's the site.

At 6/18/06 01:35 PM, Enoll wrote: As I said Evark hasn't been a mod for long.

Yeah but you've been a mod for the longest time!

(If that sarcasm isn't obvious, I don't know what is)

That's a good question... I used to know a site that had a whole shitload of words and you could search by basically anything... but I forgot what it was. It wasn't a basic dictionary site.

Yay. I've got Windows Media Center... but no Xbox. I might wanna buy one.

At 6/18/06 01:32 PM, Enoll wrote: Mmmm, pseudo nazi goodness.
This might just further the illusion.

Yes. I was about to say, this makes you look more like a moderator if anything.

There's a Microsoft France website?

At 6/18/06 01:25 PM, Anticlockmuffin wrote: Could I possibly get it on Home Edition?

You can probably download any sort of theme online...

I use Media Center and that's my theme.

Windows Media center, energy blue.

I've got no idea why, but people thought I was a mod on several occasions. Do I even look like I'm moddy?

I'll pretend I know something about baseball.

A slider, man.

There's some hotel in Vegas (I think) that has an Ipod vending machine.

She didn't break every bone in her body. Or even almost.

You'd have to be under a like 6000 ton press to have that happen.

I like telling people

"Get hit by a (insert vehicle here)".

"Get hit by a snow-mobile!"

"Get hit by a trolley!"

Etcetera.

This is a really old concept and it's been done like ten thousand times man.

At 6/12/06 08:46 PM, Anima_Theory wrote: Yo momma gives me wood >.<

Nah, I'm not too fussed on Breakcore actually

I see a nipple in your signature.

At 6/16/06 01:19 PM, -Platinum- wrote: I have no favorite teachers. I've never found learning all that fun.

Learning is the way of the future dude :(

What I said was a pretty asshole thing to say. Sorry 'bout that.

At 6/15/06 10:13 AM, Turkeybean wrote: I put one together for you. You'll have to let me know if it is what you were thinking. Have a look over it...

That's very nice. I might use that :)

"Man Runs Over His Own Dog On Accident"

Grand Theft Auto to blame?

At 6/15/06 07:26 PM, MAYORMCHEESE wrote: Because you start off sexless when you're in the womb.

This is true.

Also, a man can achieve sexual satisfaction by rubbing them. That's probably one of the reasons they are there.

Diet Pepsi makes my teeth feel like crap.

Anyone else have that problem? There's something about diet soda that coats your teeth with this unpleasant papery-ish feel.

Put a hunk of dry ice in your sink, then turn on some warm water. Let it run for a little bit, or splash it around to make sure that the surface of the sink is wet. Then, turn off the water and hear the dry ice rattle. It's the gas escaping from under the piece of dry ice and it's a really neat effect.

At 6/15/06 07:20 PM, TouretteMime wrote:

At 6/15/06 07:18 PM, -API- wrote:

How can you be a teacher if you can't even say adore right.

You're a loser.

You are the loser.

You're the one with the small vocabulary :)

Also, it's "abhor".

At 6/15/06 07:12 PM, TouretteMime wrote: How can you be a teacher if you can't even say adore right.

You're a loser.