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At 8/23/12 06:22 AM, Teqneek wrote:At 8/22/12 08:05 AM, SenatorJohnDean wrote:Mark's battle...like the one with everybody in it. It's confusing and I do'nt know where to look for the resultsWhat is this "Mark's battle" you speak of?
mjohnson00.newgrounds.com NOOBS
At 8/10/12 12:33 PM, Teqneek wrote: Yo Rampant your new beat for the Problem Child project is the shit son! I'm gonna ruin the fuck out of it. I'm gonna sing like Michael Bolton for the first part, then the rest of the track imma just rap about my dick.
PROBLEM CHILD is the shit lol. Also link me the beat guiz I wanna admire Rampant's Rampantness.
At 8/9/12 06:18 PM, Teqneek wrote: That horrorcore verse should win you a fucking grammy Axtekk.
Thanks dude ^_^
I got no mic right now, but rest assured the Ax be working on his flow, his lyrics everything like a muthafucka. And you can also be sure i got the bars spare to help out a bro starting out on ng :)
Swagegomanical swag talk aside, if you're interested in the hiphop side of ng, go check out the clabtrap thread, we even got some semipros like killbill and SJD in there. Community's very trash talky but welcoming, kinda like a Southern bar.
Yo, i love writing :)
(love song)
It's like there's nowhere to go and nothing's as it seems
So I got lost in the gap between your lips and a dream
And now I'm slipping away through the holes that you've left
Hoping i don't catch my head
(Sad song)
Well my roommate's hidden the vodka
And I heard that the gutter's got a pretty good view,
I want to find a girl like me, cry while i fuck her,
So i can fuck myself for still loving you,
(hiphop- dancey)
We got no match but we about to bring the heat,
Get up and dance we been burning cold feet,
Girl looks at me like "you see something you like", i'm like,
That's right, you wanna be left here or hop up for a ride
(rap- horrorcore)
I ain't frontin, it's more than money that we play for,
So shut your mouth or learn to deepthroat a chainsaw,
My brain raw, girls want to bed me, link their address,
Turn up dead in the river, sewed inside their mattress.
I can do most styles, pm me :)
Happy Brithday (the correct spelling) Rampant! :D
I made you a cake and bought you a stripper, but erm, the stripper really liked the cake and in my rage at her cake eating frenzy I stabbed her with the cake knife :D
Here's your present dude, I totally promise it isn't a dead prostitue carried by old desert nomads :D
Yano there may still be some cake in her digestive tract.....
At 8/8/12 01:54 PM, KillBillvolume2 wrote: I think a lot of the people in this thread are new to the bowels of the internet, and don't understand that if you ignore a problem, it will most likely go away.
That's very diplomatic dude, but there are fundamentally sadistic people like myself and PiG who like problems.
They're kinda funny in a way only problems can be.
At 8/8/12 12:50 AM, RampantMusik wrote: I know you'll all be gutted to hear (English expression - not my problem if you don't quite understand it), but INCORRIGIBLE's release date is going to be pushed back to late August / early September.
Yeah, same for Reflex. Still waiting on verses from R-Av and hopefully also from KillBill.
Me and SJD got a beast track though. We're about to BLOW YOUR BRAINS THROUGH THE BACK OF YOUR SKULL.
At 8/7/12 02:46 PM, DocterCerebro wrote:
He won't battle. He'll probably do a diss track if he gets dissed first.
I'm not sure. He's so arrogant lol!
Although, that said, he's also a pussy in the total extreme. Like, did you notice he wasn't responding to anyone who gave him any negative feedback, just dissing them through alt accounts lol. This guy's the worst type of buttlicker on NG.
LOL, if you guys hate DJ Ses, check this faget out. He claims he's "NGHH's No. 1", but as far as I can see he's only getting positive reviews from his alts.
And the guy thinks he can beef Kony lol, I got two more reviews on Mission Statement from his alts.
Whaddaya say we get this guy to battle someone? I don't even care if it's not me man, I'd just find it hilarious to see this guy flop against a real Clabtrap MC who's got honesty and integrity.
At 8/7/12 01:12 PM, mjohnson00 wrote: I'm gonna throw this out there, I'll battle anybody who's willing.
*COUGH* UNFINISHED BATTLE *COUGH*
DA SHIT IS GOIN DAHHHHNNN
Name Of Act: Moonburn
Country: Ghana
Genre: Azonto/ Dubstep/ Ewe drumming/ Dnb/ Hiphop (FUSION MUTHAFUCKA)
Name of Track: Break Beat Azonto.
At 7/3/12 11:14 PM, NogginmenAnimations wrote: Suddle is now officially HeavyUrb mark II.
LOL, I love how you pulled a body bag on your first battle. Very admirable.
At 7/4/12 02:58 AM, PiGPEN wrote: Nice fail, link works fine.
Yeah, I got me some nice troll game lulz. Seriously though PiG, I know I'm clearly lonely neckbeard virgin, but why haven't any of my friends heard of troll game? It should have more of a following. It's fantastic.
At 7/4/12 04:03 AM, SenatorJohnDean wrote: And with this post, SJD is victorious over all.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/493097
http://soundcloud.com/theroast
Was your ban lifted? :O Did SJD slay the trigger-happy and over vindictive mods?! Did he send them.... BACK TO PURGATORY!>!>!?!?
>MFW it's just that the ban expired.
>:U
At 7/3/12 12:08 PM, KillBillvolume2 wrote: Cats need to chill out, smoke a blunt, and work on their craft.
I just ignore them now. I don't like looking like an internet poser when I'm just having fun, lol.
Lol, wiser words were never heard! Man, were those death threats over that Rakoon shit?
Also Floseph dropdhis nu trak n Paigonz Iz Nowere Too B Cn. Linck rel8td.
IT'S MASSIVE
At 7/2/12 06:42 PM, Wyze-Stingray wrote: RE: ROF. Notice that nobody has paid attention to them since I fucked them up? Just saying
LOL if you say so. I think they pretty much fucked themselves up. The only ones left are just too fucking irrelevant, I mean Rakoon? Every track he makes is like a diss track aimed at himself.
But yeah, you are way better than any of the remaining members. By like a mile. LOL at how well Rav's done outside ROF though.
At 7/2/12 02:31 PM, NogginmenAnimations wrote: I don't know who any of the people you just mentioned are. Nor ROF.
Hahahaha, dude, nor did I till one very bored Sunday afternoon/ evening.
raid spray
LOL!
I didn't listen to all the shit talking on the Lejin track, but it's really interesting to think that once upon a time NGers had genuine beef. If this NGHH history podcast me and SJD are talking about works out, I'll have to spam you with that.
At 7/2/12 12:00 PM, DocterCerebro wrote: I'm mad that Flowsama Been Swaggin's posts were deleted, but not NappyFlownaparte's and FlowsephKony's.
Man, if Flowsama's still swaggin, Floseph'd love to collab with that crazy muthafukka. 'Parrently they both hate pagans or some shit.
At 7/2/12 11:50 AM, mjohnson00 wrote: The only problem with SJD, is that he immediately turns a little discussion into a giant argument.
Yeah, see I admire how SJD refuses to devalue himself and how he sticks to his guns, but if you're reading in between litigating swag ass new laws and making the new mixtape SJD, as much as you're a bro you do need to pick your battles sometimes IMHO.
At least the way I see it, this is NG, there's no real need for drama. I mean, look at Lejin, after the whole Cajete beef he did nothing but release diss track after diss track and now both he and ROF are totally irrelevant (not a single official ROF member entered this year's comp, and noone knows who the fuck most of them are). Point is, it's so easy to get caught up in drama that quality music suffers so easily.
On the other hand, that particular bout of drama brought us Die Slow and Crying On Skype, two INSANE diss tracks.
At 7/1/12 04:13 PM, DDJIcester wrote: Guys, i'm starting up this new youtube channel called "100" it's a music channel and hosts 100 artists/Producers it makes all types of Electronic Music so if you wanna be in pm me or respond to this topic. Now I need:
Hap-pee Bert- Deity Acid Paradox! Keep making dem awesome choons.
At 6/23/12 05:32 AM, ClassicalChrisH wrote: ADULT CONTENT
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/597701
I looked it up for hours... im done..
It's Life As We Know It - TwiSpike Remix
POMF
You know you want to....
Swagger
Just because you know that'd be lolsome. Own full rights to both tracks.
I'm UK, I'd love to go to an AP meetup but can't reaallyyy leave the UK with my current finances. Next year may be different :)
18 yo BTW
At 6/23/12 09:12 PM, KillBillvolume2 wrote: SWAGGIN ON DEM HOES HOES
SWAGGIN ON DEM BITSHES
SWAGGIN ON DEM HOES HOES
MONEY MONEY RICHTEHSZ
*Flashes greel*
>Listening to we run the game on my walkman.
>Friend Chris is all like "Whatcha listening to?"
>Give him headphones.
>"Alex, I don't get it."
>MFW
At 6/23/12 05:20 AM, MadFLeX wrote: Wassup y'all, it's ya boy, MicSkill Boob Lay.
It's funny because mammaries.
At 6/22/12 11:03 AM, NogginmenAnimations wrote: I have decided my new swag moniker.
Swagzilla a.k.a. Napoleon FLOnaparte.
Fine, but I'm Floseph Flony.
Shut Off Valve is fantastic btw.
ALSO never got round to finishing the mixing etc. on this one, but if anyone wants to use this beat, it's called Rumble In The Jungle. If anyone likes it I'll get into the studio and finish it up. It's way fast, way swaggerous and just about as Old School as it's possible to get. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/69331011/Rumble%20In%20The%20Jungle.
wav
At 6/20/12 12:45 AM, BigRed wrote: Final Battle
SenatorJohnDean vs Scuare
Consolation Battle
suddlenuance. vs KillBillVolume2
Wow.... This is gonna be one hell of a final/ consolation. Honestly, I thought we'd get a KillBill/ SJD rematch and see Scuare kick Suddle's ass (no offence meant to Suddle, I do quite like his style). This is probably the most interesting way for it to play out, I honestly i cannot second guess results 'cause SJD and Scuare both have GREAT punchlines, but where SJD has that insane ability to totally switch up his flow Scuare is just god- tier lyrically.
Similarly, Suddle and Bill are both known for getting through on their flow and style and I think if they both bring their A- game they'll both come armed with crazy punches too. I don't know who I'm looking forward to more.
At 6/16/12 02:47 AM, RampantMusik wrote: Speaking of Ax luvvin, I still want to hear that dubstep version of "As Cool As I Am," so get working on it!
This IS happening, just slowly cause I got a million and one projects and A2 exams, but it is happening and you will love it :)
At 6/14/12 07:52 PM, Obsideo wrote:
...I'll have Skype sex with you if you promise to stop telling people that.
True story: the only reason I won against Obsideo (admittedly by a pubic hair) in our battle was because I also skypesexed the judges and they (marginally) preferred riding the Ax train to the Klay-mobile.
Proving once again that Ax luvvin > Everyone else's.
At 6/14/12 10:21 PM, Teqneek wrote: freakin' bump.
We need a dope beat for a big ass rap battle so help us (and yourself) out by submitting one!
Now this is very much a WIP but to let y'all know Ax beat no. 2 is on it's way: http://db.tt/XUuPqIU1
Enjoy grooving out to this one. It samples an old jazz number called Sing Sing Sing a lot, but the recording's past copyright and the piece is pretty much a standard so there's not gonna be no lawsuits.