37 Forum Posts by "7h3r4v3n"
Here is another, for your enjoyment
On their wedding night, a couple sit down and discuss the ground
rules for their marriage.
Wife: "When i get home from work i will signal to you with my
hair to tell you if i want sex. If my hair is fully done up that
means i do not want sex. If my hair is partly done up that means
i may or may not want sex. If hair is completely let down that
means i want wild untamed sex. Got it?"
Husband: "Yes darling, these are my sex signals. If i get home
from work and have one can of beer that means i do not want sex.
If i have two cans of beer i may or may not want sex. If i have
three cans, your hair doesn't matter."
OOOOH!! I want to join!
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
At 1/16/04 04:57 PM, hemfrid wrote: I think you are all wrong!
Ignore hemfrid, he is more of a noob than I am
Thank the person who posted this picture on the message board, it kicks ass!!
god FINNALLY!!!
Those errors were really pissing me off, because for 2 or 3 days, I couldnt get any exp
At 1/11/04 05:05 PM, one_crazy_lemming wrote:At 1/11/04 04:58 PM, swallowing_shit wrote: Tom, if you and your crew can get rid of those pesky error messages and extreme load crap then rest assured that we'll vote away on those -200 submissions until there's none left.Seconded.
Thirded!
This has nothing to do with what you said but I want to state a suggestion:
Lately, there have been a lot of tutorials that have been submitted to newgrounds. I think you should start a tutorial section where it has all of the good tutorials.
At 1/11/04 04:42 PM, TomFulp wrote: We are working hard to diagnose our extreme load errors, and it is possible some changes we make today will fix them. I can't promise anything, though.
Our current hardware should be able to handle the load - it is software tweaking and configuration that is giving us a tough time.
In other news... A lot of users have been confused about the Portal top 50 list. Basically, whenever a new submission reaches 200 votes, it vanishes from the list. This is because we are making a huge effort to get EVERY submission past the 200 vote mark, before we cross over to a new 200 vote judgement threshold.
I hope it ends soon =\
:Until we clear out the UNDER 200 VOTES list, the system will return to normal and new submissions will stay on the top 50 until 50 new submissions knock them down.
This might be a stupid question to ask, but will they get knocked down only after 50 new submissions, or 200 votes (or both)?
Also I love this picture :P but poor bear
O and I know a lot of HTML...
But I could never make a site like NG =\
At 1/10/04 02:10 AM, ACDC_AONGHAS wrote: Heres an idea I bet most people wont think of... LEARN HOW.
lol it takes like 4 years of classes and reading books to learn C++ and shit
At 12/25/03 05:55 PM, RavenGage wrote:At 12/24/03 03:20 PM, 7h3r4v3n wrote: O and also is Mephisto taken?No
If not, ill take him...Sure
He my favorite boss cuz in hell difficulty he drops the best if u got good MF!!!MF? What's that? I know that by fighting him u get a lot of set items. Cuz he's surronded by unique monsters and counsel members. So almost every time I go to the Durance of Hell lvl2 I get at least 1 set item :)
Sorry it took me forever to respond to this but I havent been on in a while.
MF means Magic Find, and the higher the magic find, the better the rare items you get (set items)
At 1/4/04 01:49 AM, CheveLoco wrote: hmmmm...how did someone with 3.74 got 4 place and mine had 3.79 and didnt make it to the top 5?..just wondering..
Me is pretty sure that its what people review yours by:
not the ___/5.00 but the ____/10.00
(What people review)
O and also is Mephisto taken?
If not, ill take him...
He my favorite boss cuz in hell difficulty he drops the best if u got good MF!!!
Can I join?
I am a big D fan, I gotz a level 98 assassin :P
Hipocrites suck.
You are a hipocrite.
n00bs suck.
You are a noob.
Don't use up newgrounds' space unless its worth something, not like this club haters club shit because then you would hate your own club...
lol the creator of this is nub
the blam club was the first club that existed!!
Can I join?
I just joined NG like on the 8th but I have blammed a lot of shit for only like 2 weeks =)
Well, I need to know exactly HOW TO USE THEM IN A MOVIE
lol because first I have problems inserting them, using them in an animation...
so all I know is where to get the sprites, thats IT
so I need help on how to use non animation sprites in an animation, I know how to make zero walk, but thats about it.
This is the Zero Walking anim.
I have tried to post this twice and each one took me forever to write
damn server error
o well if you are good with sprite movies plz tell me.
I need help with making a sprite movie. I know where to get enough pictures to use, but I need a good background, help with animation with sprites, because I dont know how to use sprites in a movie.
I just thought it would be a good idea if I made a trailer / preview of the new Megaman sprite series I will start. It will star Bass, and I could use a good sprite flash maker in making a 2D fight scene that doesn't move too fast, no changing scenery, and if you know a site with better sprites than this one .
I will be very greatful if you can help, and I will put your name in the credits.
This is one of the zero sprites I will be using
Im thinking of making a sprite movie, and I know nothing about sprites etc.
All I know is where to get all the sprites i need, but I dont know how to do ANYTHING like even put them on the stage, animation... I need someone who is good at making sprite movies or at least knows someone who is that can help me.
I have decided that the only non-sprite flash I could make were stick figures, but those never do well, and as my first flash, Sticks wouldnt be the best idea. Plz help, I know where to get them but I don't know how to use them in a 2d sprite flash (the preview will just be a 2-3 min fight of Zero and Bass, with a little storyline to it).
Here is a Zero sprite that I have.
At 12/19/03 08:03 PM, LambMeat wrote: I need a crack for FLASH MX 2004 for mac, I can't find it anywhere on LimeWire or Google
Someone help me
Thanks,Reed
Dude dont get cracks, first off NG will ban you, you could get arrested...
At 12/18/03 05:56 PM, Mahamajama wrote: How do you make a preloader? Is there some kind of action script for it or something?
Ya, to make your own, but until you learn how, (I dunno how, sorry)
and ya it uses action script, just use the newgrounds preloader in the tutorial
It lets you have a free 30 day trial of Flash MX: 2004
and other flash.
Then after 30 days u need to input a cerial code (buy it)
Mine aint that good but I want to see what some other ppl on Newgrounds have for their sig. Post here, and try to get a good sig, humerous, cool, e.t.c.
Or just check this out to see other pplz sigs
The pic u got is hot!
Not to get too much off topic, but can I join the Muffin Clan?
=)
At 12/13/03 02:58 PM, cap123 wrote: i like helping! its not the people, the flash BBS just goes alot slower than the others..
And people also prefer it when your more percific! what areas do you want helping on? do you want help with animating your stick figure?
Well I'm trying to do a bullettime fighting scene (Matrix style)
with stick figures as a little opening act to my Flash Career
I'm trying to make it 30 sec to 2 min long
also tell me what went wrong for why nobody is replying...
or do none of u like helping >:|
Being a young age (13) and the fact that I just got Flash MX, I SUCK!!!
I mean I have tried to do animations and crap for like 10 hours and I still dont know how to make a stick figure walk to the end of the stage without something going wrong... I seriously need help!
At 9/7/03 02:57 AM, poxpower wrote: look at this picture and tell me you honestly think she sucks.
Dude avril is a pop wannabe and in that picture her mouth is all fucked up
