At 4/10/09 02:20 AM, ghost741 wrote: OMG! WHEN I MADE THIS...I INTENDED IT TO BE ABOUT PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES

/Voice Raising

You should have wrote it in the title or something. I only know web coding.... CSS, HTML and uh javascript kinda. I wanna learn more stuff latter on when I have the time.

English and French.

Am I the only one who doesn't find it funny? (this is what I'm talking about) lots of my friends have talked about it, and people mention it here on NG. After reading two pages and the top stories I didn't laugh once, only a few made me smile.

Most overated website ever.

am i right guys?

At 4/7/09 12:25 AM, mathalu wrote:

At 4/7/09 12:23 AM, 792247 wrote: and you're telling us this because...

"I would like to discuss further on the topic of "RuneScape Masters" to shorten up the myths and rumors here about who they really are."

Thanks for reading......

but why on a forum of which the majority hates runescape?

and you're telling us this because...

At 4/6/09 11:42 PM, Gustavos wrote:

At 4/6/09 11:41 PM, Xarnor wrote:

At 4/6/09 11:40 PM, Basspro55 wrote: Commited suicide due to being raped daily.

He secretly liked it.

I concur.

Prison rape isn't funny.

It's Hilarious.

badum-pshhh

This is a cool thread.

Wait, are you telling me OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT TASTE?

At 3/24/09 08:11 PM, SaBErT00thedT0Ad wrote: Dude, you've got to be fucking kidding me. Red Eye is one of the most awsome shows on TV. I suggest you watch it sometime, it's all in the spirit of good humor.

Sure but if they were laughing at the US I'd expect it would be a different story then.

At 3/24/09 08:06 PM, reality-check7 wrote:

At 3/24/09 08:03 PM, AnasaziTribal wrote: You're a despicable fuck too for generalizing Americans and saying we're all Fox News loving sheep.

I don't think he ever said that.

I didn't.

Also: "the most powerful country IN THE UNIVERSE"

-by fox news.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcJn5XlbS Fk&feature=player_embedded

They are fucking so ignorant and plain stupid I don't know if this some sort of joke or not. This is simply insane, these people have no respect for people dying in wars and disrespect Canada. They obviously have no education and know nothing of Canada. Stupid mother fuckers. Canadian police don't have red uniforms and ride on horses - that's like saying all British police wear those silly hats. THEY DON'T. The regular police in Canada has bullet proof vests and wear regular uniforms, it's the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) which are special police. Fuck Fox News. This is why people from all over the world hates America - stupid cunts like this being allowed to go on television and mocking other countries. This is a disgrace.

"OTTAWA - The Canadian government has demanded an apology from Fox News for "dispicable"
comments made on one of its late-night programs.
The government was incensed by a recent talk-show segment on the American conservative cable : network that poked fun at Canada and the Canadian military. A group of pundits took turns ridiculing : Canada and its reliability as an ally in fighting terrorism last week as four more Canadian soldiers
were killed in separate attacks in Afghanistan."

"Canadian soldiers have been fighting in Afghanistan since 2001 and have spent the last four years
in the country's most violent region."

At 3/19/09 07:28 PM, MissingNYC wrote: Seindfeld ftw... NO SOUP FOR YOU

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

not all caps.

At 3/19/09 08:16 PM, flashwarrior wrote: Well it was ONLY 25 minutes, you should wait like an hour or two, maybe even a few days and it might just disappear.

K, I was thinking of that... If it doesn't go away I'll see the doctor.

At 3/19/09 08:15 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: That does sounds pretty freaky, I would go see a doctor.

The most unfortunate part is whenever a doctor asks you, "And what were you doing when you started getting this sensation?"

You get to say, "uhh, erm, jacking off."

Haha yeah my Brother saw me limping and asked me what happened and I was just like "My leg fell asleep".... I dunno if I'll have to tell the doctor though, it doesn't seem relevant. If they seem clueless I'll add that in, and maybe I'll give them a weird look to freak them out :P

Yeah so I was jacking off on my chair while watching some porn and then i get up and my left leg suddenly has a very very bad pain where the knee is. Whenever I get sit down it hurts like a bitch and its like I can feel blood going through there (it feels warm in that area when I leave my leg straight). Also when it's bent (like when I'm sitting down) it feels tense right on the knee-cap, like some vain or artery has exploded. The funny thing is all spring break I haven't really done anything, I haven't had school or work since I might be fired (my boss is not happy). Anyways I did do a hike and some other stuff but otherwise I haven't done anything to injure my leg. It's very odd since I just got up right after jacking off and my leg hurt. Anyways now I'm typing this to newgrounds... and looking for advice.

This is a serious topic for help, all inappropriate comments will probably be laughed at, since they are full of luls, but help is also needed. Has this happened to you before? What shall I do?

p.s. It isn't going away really since it happened like 25 mins ago so yeah... it's kinda annoying.

Here you go.

oh come on.

At 2/27/09 09:58 PM, Armerad wrote: Man, that sucks if they turned of your internet.

Might happen. There has been speculation. Basically ISP's might decide to limit people to only certain websites so all small websites will die and piracy will die and so will everything awesome.

Also I think companies taking advantage of online downloading for example apple and valve (itunes & steam) are the ones making the profit. The corporate assholes suing people are just giving themselves bad reputations.

Plus look at the great talent here on NG: flash artists showing there stuff for free and making cash off advertising and sponsors, plus the music artitst! I think NG has to show everyone how it's done. Concerts, advertisement, sponsors, is enough for most artists.

I'm not encouraging piracy just talking about it.

So I started thinking about piracy after reading the legal threats on the bay's legal threats page. Then I got a message from a group on facebook against this new copywrite thing their trying to do here in Canada. In the message they linked to a great looking documentary.

documentary

Also: Micheal Moore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlAB0v8wH dc

What do you think of piracy?

Lock this topic and I will set your house on fire.

pic related.

I need help thinking of a idea for a short story (3-5 paragraphs). It's due this week so I'm probably going to hand it in late but that doesn't bother me too much since I'm getting a reasonable mark in the class. Anyways my imagination sucks, I've been thinking about this for a long time, but I just can't think of a good story/plot with a good conflict. I have thought of characters and possible plots but none are good enough and none of the plots have much meaning/purpose and most are predictable.

So I ask upon you, the nerds of newgrounds with your noses so bright! Won't you write my story tonight? I know there are talented people out here who can give me suggestions. All help will be appreciated.

All inappropriate or useless comments will result in me slapping you over the head... in cyberspace.

At 2/15/09 10:11 AM, smulse wrote: Dude, it's a plug and play script if you can't even copy and paste correctly then idk what to say honestly.

http://pnch.net/mailform.php

I edited it so it echo's out what you put in rather than sending an email, but I tested it first with my email address and it worked fine so I can't understand why you're having problems. It's really not that complicated.

The filter thing wasn't working so I did it the un-safe way. It works now but I hope I don't get spammed.

At 2/14/09 11:26 AM, smulse wrote: Take note of

<form method='post' action='mailform.php'>

Then either rename your page to mailform.php or edit that line so it says 'contact.php'

You're getting a 404 because you're trying to process the form at a page that doesn't exist.

Now I'm getting: (and I don't know why)

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: filter_var() in /homepages/3/d249921046/htdocs/contact.p hp on line 187

At 2/14/09 07:32 AM, smulse wrote:

At 2/13/09 10:06 PM, 792247 wrote: So something isn't working

You still didn't save your page as php. (ie contact.html < contact.php)

Any page that contains php wants to be saved accordingly.

No it's uploaded it's just at http://www.nickpolyz.com/contact.php I have yet to update the links on the menu bar. Sorry 'bout that.

At 2/13/09 09:04 PM, smulse wrote:

At 2/13/09 06:56 PM, 792247 wrote: I'm not sure if I did something wrong?

Save your php page as a php file, not html.

When I insert text and click submit it directs me to "/mailform.php" which is the error page I think? So something isn't working?

<?php
function spamcheck($field)
  {
  //filter_var() sanitizes the e-mail 
  //address using FILTER_SANITIZE_EMAIL
  $field=filter_var($field, FILTER_SANITIZE_EMAIL);
  
  //filter_var() validates the e-mail
  //address using FILTER_VALIDATE_EMAIL
  if(filter_var($field, FILTER_VALIDATE_EMAIL))
    {
    return TRUE;
    }
  else
    {
    return FALSE;
    }
  }

if (isset($_REQUEST['email']))
  {//if "email" is filled out, proceed

  //check if the email address is invalid
  $mailcheck = spamcheck($_REQUEST['email']);
  if ($mailcheck==FALSE)
    {
    echo "Invalid input";
    }
  else
    {//send email
    $email = $_REQUEST['email'] ; 
    $subject = $_REQUEST['subject'] ;
    $message = $_REQUEST['message'] ;
    mail("nick@nickpolyz.com", "Subject: $subject",
    $message, "From: $email" );
    echo "Thank you, an email has been sent.";
    }
  }
else
  {//if "email" is not filled out, display the form
  echo "<form method='post' action='mailform.php'>
  Email: <input name='email' type='text' /><br />
  Subject: <input name='subject' type='text' /><br />
  Message:<br />
  <textarea name='message' rows='15' cols='40'>
  </textarea><br />
  <input type='submit' />
  </form>";
  }
?>

At 2/13/09 07:18 AM, smulse wrote:

At 2/13/09 02:06 AM, 792247 wrote: link

http://www.w3schools.com/PHP/php_mail.as p
(#1 result via google)

code not working. Pressing submit does nothing. I'm not sure if I did something wrong? I don't know much about PHP just the basics, I actually just bought a book on it but haven't read anything yet.

Thanks,
Nick Polyz

<?php
function spamcheck($field)
  {
  //filter_var() sanitizes the e-mail 
  //address using FILTER_SANITIZE_EMAIL
  $field=filter_var($field, FILTER_SANITIZE_EMAIL);
  
  //filter_var() validates the e-mail
  //address using FILTER_VALIDATE_EMAIL
  if(filter_var($field, FILTER_VALIDATE_EMAIL))
    {
    return TRUE;
    }
  else
    {
    return FALSE;
    }
  }

if (isset($_REQUEST['email']))
  {//if "email" is filled out, proceed

  //check if the email address is invalid
  $mailcheck = spamcheck($_REQUEST['email']);
  if ($mailcheck==FALSE)
    {
    echo "Invalid input";
    }
  else
    {//send email
    $email = $_REQUEST['email'] ; 
    $subject = $_REQUEST['subject'] ;
    $message = $_REQUEST['message'] ;
    mail("nick@nickpolyz.com", "Subject: $subject",
    $message, "From: $email" );
    echo "Thank you, an email has been sent.";
    }
  }
else
  {//if "email" is not filled out, display the form
  echo "<form method='post' action='mailform.php'>
  Email: <input name='email' type='text' /><br />
  Subject: <input name='subject' type='text' /><br />
  Message:<br />
  <textarea name='message' rows='15' cols='40'>
  </textarea><br />
  <input type='submit' />
  </form>";
  }
?>

At 2/13/09 01:48 AM, henke37 wrote: Uhm, I am quite sure that he doesn't want the mailto protocol, it's pretty ugly for forms and might not even work. He wants server side form processing logic that will in turn send the email.

yeah. The problem with the mailto is that it opens your default email client and will screw it up...

like everything typed in different fields ends up in the main body of the email as:

txtName=Nick+-+name&txtsubj=Hi+-+subject &comments=hello+-+comments

So I need it to just be sent directly to my email (if at all possible). I understand it might be complicated so you don't need to explain it all just maybe send me a link.

Cheers,
Nick

uhhhh.... I'm wondering how to make this send to my email to my email adress or something without opening excel to do so ("mailto:blah@ng.com").... I have no idea how to do this, where I found a tutorial on forms I couldn't find more on the submit button. Any help is appreciated.

<center>
  <form name="formemailme">
  <table border="0" width="350">
    <tr>
      <td width="80"><p class="style6">Name:</p></td>
      <td width="220"><input type="text" name="txtName" size="30"></td>
    </tr>
    <tr>
      <td width="80"><p class="style6">Subject:</p></td>
      <td width="220"><input type="text" name="txtsubj" size="30"></td>
    </tr>
    <tr>
      <td width="80"><p class="style6">Comments:</p></td>
      <td width="220"><textarea cols="40" rows="10" name="comments"></textarea></td>
    </tr>
    <tr>
    <td width="80"></td>
    <td width="220"><input type="submit" value="Email Me"></td>
    </tr>
  </table>
</form>
</center>

At 2/5/09 07:03 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 2/5/09 06:59 PM, 792247 wrote: If the universe keeps expanding, what exists in the spot where it hasn't expanded to yet?

Now, I'm no physics major, but I was under the impression there was nothing. As in, nothing. Fullstop. The edge of the universe isn't a tangible line between something and nothing, as you get further and further from the centre of the universe, shit will become less dense, there'll be less particles in the vacuum of space, stars will be further apart, until you get to a point where there's nothing.

It's like a gradient. Like this, if the white represented matter n shit.

Of course, I could be completely wrong.

Yeah but the thing about NOTHING BEING THERE. Well... it's not there. It's just nothing. I mean could you see it? what would it look like to humans? What does blank nothing infinite nothingness look like? Everything must look like something, or must it? Could humans ever go there? with advance technology? Can there truly be NOTHING. Would there be a temperature? I'm guessing 0 degrees Kelvin, but we've never gone to absolute zero.

-out....since I've been a kid. Will everything be done someday? Will every single melody be composed, every masterpiece drawn? every story written? If the universe keeps expanding, what exists in the spot where it hasn't expanded to yet? (see pic below)? How was life created - if by big band what caused that - what caused whatever caused that and so fourth? If god made us who made god, and god cannot he created himself - that makes no fucking sense. It also makes no sense that he's "always been there." If the universe isn't infinite what would be at the end? How could it be infinite? Would there be infinite parallel universes? Is it like men in black at the end? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJOVUF-H aDw)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have CS3 - everything and I use usually Flash, Photoshop, Fireworks, Sometimes Dreamweaver and InDesign. I was wondering if CS4 is much better, I heard about the 3D stuff but I don't do 3D stuff (that's what Zbrush, mudbox, Max, Maya was made for... Anyways would anyone recommend it, my friend told me it takes up more resources (RAM, CPU power, and hdd space). I'm just wondering if it's worth it.

Feel free to leave opinions.