Another delightful evening. Lesson- never give out your number on the internetz.

Gang-A-Slut_M: hi baby...asl? call me for a nasty phone sex? 25 male USA
young_n_tight: ok whats your number baby
Gang-A-Slut_M: asl?
young_n_tight: 22 F NY
Gang-A-Slut_M: just tonite ok?
young_n_tight: ok
Gang-A-Slut_M: what's your name?
young_n_tight: Stephanie
Gang-A-Slut_M: serious no pranks
young_n_tight: i am
Gang-A-Slut_M: you alone & horny
young_n_tight: yeah, im so wet
young_n_tight: was watching some porn today
Gang-A-Slut_M: xxx-xxx-xxxx Derek
Gang-A-Slut_M: ok?
young_n_tight: ok
young_n_tight: ill call soon
Gang-A-Slut_M: i gotta go in a few minutes...call me now?
young_n_tight: ill try
young_n_tight: hold on

At this point I was trying to find another person quickly or some guy off my contacts list for him to call or vice versa.

young_n_tight: dammit
young_n_tight: my phone is messing up
young_n_tight: you wanna try calling mine? -_-
Gang-A-Slut_M: can't from this phone baby
Gang-A-Slut_M: never mind
Gang-A-Slut_M has left.
Gang-A-Slut_M has joined.
Gang-A-Slut_M: you can keep trying though
young_n_tight: ill try
Gang-A-Slut_M: you sound like you're wantin it bad
young_n_tight: damn right
young_n_tight: this sounds like i need to switch service
young_n_tight: been meaning to for about 3 months
Gang-A-Slut_M: where in NY are you?
Gang-A-Slut_M: I'm coming there in a week to Brooklyn
young_n_tight: oh im ay yonkers
Gang-A-Slut_M: you got msn?
young_n_tight: no :/

However, soon, I hit gold

California_Dreamin: hi tighness
California_Dreamin: have we chatted before
young_n_tight: no
young_n_tight: nice to meet you
California_Dreamin: u too
California_Dreamin: how old r u
young_n_tight: 22
young_n_tight: you wanna phone fuck?
young_n_tight: im so wet from porn
young_n_tight: :_
California_Dreamin: yesssssssssss
young_n_tight: serious? no prank, right?
California_Dreamin: yesss
California_Dreamin: what do u look like?
young_n_tight: xxx-xxx-xxxx
young_n_tight: blonde, 5'4 and 32C
California_Dreamin: skinny
California_Dreamin: 22 for real?
young_n_tight: yeah
young_n_tight: sorry another person chatted me
young_n_tight: and the window was above yours
California_Dreamin: want me to call
young_n_tight: please
California_Dreamin: k

and now, the confusion occurs

Gang-A-Slut_M: that you?
young_n_tight: yeah
Gang-A-Slut_M: why hang up?
young_n_tight: accident
young_n_tight: sigh

young_n_tight: wtf happened
California_Dreamin: u f?
young_n_tight: yeah
young_n_tight: ..
California_Dreamin: a man keeps ansereing
young_n_tight: oh thats my guy
California_Dreamin: well, i can speak to u then
young_n_tight: just tell him that, he's not buying it from here
young_n_tight: he likes listening to me
California_Dreamin: no way
young_n_tight: way

Gang-A-Slut_M: that you again?
young_n_tight: yeah
Gang-A-Slut_M: so you're a guy?
young_n_tight: no

California_Dreamin: it's to weird
California_Dreamin: and feeky

and so this part ended, so i decided to include the next guy that talked to me

zardoz: hi
young_n_tight: xxx-xxx-xxxx
zardoz: what state
young_n_tight: the best state in the world
young_n_tight: illinois lol
zardoz: around what age ?
young_n_tight: 4786234

Gang-A-Slut_M: who was that ?!
young_n_tight: huh
Gang-A-Slut_M: some guy called
Gang-A-Slut_M: said wrong #

at that point, I escaped as I knew it would get too complicated.

Seems some people have a sense of humor.

Just_Some_Guy: hey stacy
sensualstacy: hey
Just_Some_Guy: whats ur asl?
sensualstacy: 24 F nebraska
Just_Some_Guy: 23 M NY here
Just_Some_Guy: how u tonight?
sensualstacy: great
sensualstacy: wanna cyber?
sensualstacy: i feel lonely
Just_Some_Guy: sure babe... u home alone?
sensualstacy: yeah
sensualstacy: its so scary, protect me, big man
Just_Some_Guy: thats what i'm here 4 little lady
sensualstacy: mm your body is so warm
Just_Some_Guy: u should come feel how warm it is on my lap
sensualstacy: oh, really?
sensualstacy: well, what do we have here?
Just_Some_Guy: just something 2 keep u warm tonight babe
Just_Some_Guy: ur big toy
sensualstacy: mm
sensualstacy: i wonder what he tastes like
sensualstacy: do you think hell mind?
Just_Some_Guy: i think he'd really like that... u should get a nice long taste though
sensualstacy: Mmmm he tastes really good
sensualstacy: i wonder if i can fit all of him in my mouth?
sensualstacy: I take your cock and slowly deep throat it
Just_Some_Guy: suck my hard co ck babe... feel it throbbing in ur throat
Just_Some_Guy: look me in the eye when u suck that big dic k
sensualstacy: mmm as i suck it and bounce back and forth, my big, blue eyes look at you, a little innocent, a lot naughty. As we share pleasure and moans, we can feel each other's throbbings and blood pressure
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sensualstacy: mmm as i suck it and bounce back and forth, my big, blue eyes look at you, a little innocent, a lot naughty.
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sensualstacy: mmm as i suck it and bounce back and forth, my big, blue eyes look at you
sensualstacy: a little innocent, a lot naughty.
sensualstacy: As we share pleasure and moans,
sensualstacy: we can feel each other's throbbings and blood pressure
Just_Some_Guy: mmmmm moaning 4 u as i watch those lips tight around my stiff coc k...
Just_Some_Guy: suck me baby.. f uck yeah...
sensualstacy: As I pull back, My lipstick leaves a smear on your cock
sensualstacy: hmm i think we need to get that off
sensualstacy: I turn around
sensualstacy: and look at you
Just_Some_Guy: mmmmm... i want that pus sy baby
sensualstacy: youre gunna have to earn it
Just_Some_Guy: let me taste
Just_Some_Guy: i NEED it
sensualstacy: we all need lots of things
sensualstacy: you need to earn it though
sensualstacy:
Just_Some_Guy: mmmmm slide those panties off and let me get my soft wet tongue on u
sensualstacy: mm
Just_Some_Guy: lie back baby... wanna stroke ur sweet pus sy with the tip of my tongue
Just_Some_Guy: flicking gently over ur throbbing clit...
Just_Some_Guy: sliding down inside u... flicking inside u 4 just a second
sensualstacy: uhhhh mmmmm
Just_Some_Guy: gently stroking u with my finger as i slide my tongue up and down
sensualstacy: thats good
sensualstacy: ...
Just_Some_Guy: pressing a little harder on ur wet pus sy
Just_Some_Guy: i grab ur thighs with both my hands...
Just_Some_Guy: pulling u closer to me... pulling my tongue and my lips up and down across ur clit
Just_Some_Guy: moaning 4 u baby... mmmm moaning deep into ur pus sy
sensualstacy: suddenly, I push your head away
sensualstacy: I got something for you, baby
sensualstacy: I walk to the closet door
sensualstacy: and open it
sensualstacy: and suddnely, 32 clowns come out
sensualstacy: all armed with WW2 vintage liberator handguns
sensualstacy: they tie you down to the bedpost
sensualstacy: and i reveal my giant 32 inch cock
sensualstacy: i slap you across the face with it
sensualstacy: and shove the continent of africa up your ass
sensualstacy: take a shit on me baby
Just_Some_Guy: awesome
Just_Some_Guy: i lower my pants, turn around and take a dump on ur face... eat my sh it babe... eat it good
sensualstacy: i take out a mcdonalds burger and rub in on your asshold while fingering myself with your shit
Just_Some_Guy: u realise that i've had diarreah all day and trying to finger urself with that wet sloppy %%%% is po
sensualstacy: i then shove my hand up your ass
Just_Some_Guy: ur a shi tty mess
sensualstacy: and then put in my other hand
sensualstacy: since its a gaping asshole
sensualstacy: i fall inside
sensualstacy: and find africa
sensualstacy: in a mess
sensualstacy: as i walk around in the dark
sensualstacy: i find a tribe and they need to get out of your gaping asshole
Just_Some_Guy: u suddenly realise that i've got the ebola virus and my organs start eating themselves....
Just_Some_Guy: from the inside out...
Just_Some_Guy: u have seconds to live
sensualstacy: suddenly a countdown timer appears on my vision
sensualstacy: its game time
sensualstacy: i run and fight natives at the same time
sensualstacy: throwing infected shit at them
Just_Some_Guy: 3....
Just_Some_Guy: 2....
Just_Some_Guy: 1.....
sensualstacy: i find a light
sensualstacy: i jump
Just_Some_Guy: u die...
Just_Some_Guy: 2 bad
Just_Some_Guy: GAME OVER
sensualstacy: so i cut your cock off
sensualstacy: wow youve been a good sport
Just_Some_Guy: PLEASE PLAY AGAIN NEXT TIME
sensualstacy: so as a reward
sensualstacy: here is your cock back, and it will now be in your ass
sensualstacy:
Just_Some_Guy: how kind... u've been a good sport 2...
Just_Some_Guy: good day 2 u... here's a shi t in a box as a souvenir
sensualstacy: cool
Just_Some_Guy: you're welcome
sensualstacy: so i heard you like mudkips
Just_Some_Guy: i'm really more of a dingo surfer
sensualstacy: your MOTHER IS A DINGO SURFER
sensualstacy: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH
Just_Some_Guy: she was... until she was hit by a flying cougar last month...
Just_Some_Guy: basta rd
sensualstacy: i am sorry for your loss
sensualstacy: here is your box of shit back
Just_Some_Guy: u lose a parent... u get a box of sh it... easy come easy go... such is life
sensualstacy: aint that the truth

sensualstacy: you dont like that, honey?
sensualstacy: in that case i defacate in your face
sensualstacy: and smother your ass with salt
sensualstacy: burning your anus
sensualstacy: as you drown in a pile of shit

jesse3315: hey there
sensualstacy: hi
jesse3315: how r ya?
sensualstacy: great, a bit wet if you get my drift
jesse3315: mmm i like
jesse3315: asl?
sensualstacy: i was just in a rainstorm
jesse3315: lol
sensualstacy: 21/f/newjersey
jesse3315: very nice
jesse3315: 35 m OH here
jesse3315: so whatcha up to?
sensualstacy: nothing much
sensualstacy: meeting guys online
jesse3315: well look no more
jesse3315:
sensualstacy: oh really? you think you've got what it takes?
jesse3315: depends on what u got
jesse3315: lol
jesse3315:
sensualstacy: 32Cs is what i got
sensualstacy: what about YOU
jesse3315: 5'11 190lbs brwon hair blue eyes
jesse3315: what do u look like...brb but keep typing
sensualstacy: what about the part that matters, honey?
sensualstacy: hungarian, tight ass, pretty lips, big eyes, and a nice S line
sensualstacy: blonde
jesse3315: sorry bout that
jesse3315: mm sounds sexy
jesse3315: and to answer your ?...8" hard
sensualstacy: mmm
sensualstacy: well you gotta have more action and less talk, honey
jesse3315: well what r u wearing?
sensualstacy: im wearing a loose shirt that shows my cleavage, and nothing but a thong on the bottom
jesse3315: mmmm that got me to 8"
jesse3315: i walk behind u and kiis ourneck
jesse3315: reaching around i run my hand under your sjirt
sensualstacy: mmm
jesse3315: softly rubbing your boobs
sensualstacy: mmm
jesse3315: my hand runs down your stomach and rubs your inner thigh
sensualstacy: the twins are getting a little pointy
sensualstacy: ooooh
sensualstacy: im so wet down there
jesse3315: i get in fron to u and kiss your boobs
jesse3315: gently biting your nipples
sensualstacy: mmm
jesse3315: my hands running between your legs
sensualstacy: o gawd
jesse3315: i pulll off your shirt and takke off your panties
sensualstacy: thats so hot
sensualstacy: mmm
sensualstacy: i softly bite my lower lip
sensualstacy: and lick my lips seductively
jesse3315: slide a finger in your pusy and feel your wetness
sensualstacy: mmm
jesse3315: sliding a finger in and out and kissing your boobs
sensualstacy: people tell me its like wet silk down there, is it true?
jesse3315: mmm it feels so nice
sensualstacy: i can say that too
sensualstacy: mmm
jesse3315: i pull off my pants and let my cok out
jesse3315: it is hard and throbbing
sensualstacy: oh its so gorgeous
sensualstacy: think i can fit it all in my mouth?
jesse3315: i rub it against your boobs
jesse3315: mmm i want u to try
jesse3315: are u wet right now?
sensualstacy: i take it in my mouth
sensualstacy: and yes
sensualstacy: and it fills up my mouth
sensualstacy: getting dangerously close to my teeth
jesse3315: i pull your head on me
sensualstacy: my tounge us massaging it like a little hand
sensualstacy: with expert precision
sensualstacy: i lick all around it
jesse3315: mmmm feels so good
sensualstacy: and kiss the head
sensualstacy: i shove it it my mouth
sensualstacy: and feel a little skin grind against my teeth
sensualstacy: im sorry, honey, did i hurt you?
jesse3315: reaching under u and playing with yournipples
sensualstacy: maybe i should kiss it to make it feel better
sensualstacy: i kiss it
jesse3315: mmmknow baby i want u to take it in hard
sensualstacy: and cut it off and place it on a hotdog bun as i unleash a bottle of tabasco in your ass
sensualstacy: i shove a drumstick in your penishole as i tear off your balls
sensualstacy: and bounce them against the wall
sensualstacy: i draw a smilie on the dick
sensualstacy: and use it as a puppet to disadvantaged youth

perky_nipples_16yo: *takes off my thin, see through tank top*
perky_nipples_16yo: i hope you like 32-C
yahoocamguy: nice
yahoocamguy: if only i could c
perky_nipples_16yo: you can always feel...
yahoocamguy: if u have yahoo u can see me
perky_nipples_16yo: fuck you i have a dick

Yes I do currently. However, does anyone here actually know what the difference between infatuation and love is? So far a bunch of these posts say otherwise. Sigh.

At 5/27/07 04:32 PM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 5/27/07 03:10 PM, 73hl337b0bb0y wrote: /woot? I will survive! I really like my converted airsof gun lol.

PLAN OR GET THE FUCK OUT!

Look at my other post, a bit higher. >_>.

/woot? I will survive! I really like my converted airsof gun lol.

I got an idea. Letme find my issue of Guns N Ammo with the catalogue i the back. Im sure i could name PLENTY

Would you like me to post all the weapons i know? By model number and such? Ill do it anyway. lol.

Glock series (too cheap to post all of em)
M1911A1
Desert Eagle XIX
Desert Eagle VII
HK USP
HK Mark 23
Colt 1911 Government model
Baby Eagle
FiveseveN
Colt Elite
Mauser C5
Luger
Colt Single Action Army
Colt Python
HK MP5
HK MP7
HK MP9
HK G36
TMP
Tec-9
Tec-dc9
AB-10
Mac 10
Mac 11
UZI
AR-15
CAR-15
AK-74
AKS-74U
L85
L86
Browning Water cooled MG
Browning Automatic Rifle
Browning Air cooled MG
FN M249
FN M243
ATK-74
Dragunov SVD
M14
AUG

I forgot plenty of guns. >_>

I'm sorry if any of the following were said before.

Death by sub machine gun
Death by katana
Death by rust poisoning
Death by blood loss
Death by lead poisoning
Death by land mine
Hit by a car
Exhaustion
Abortion
Lethal injection
Fire extinguisher to the head
(myth) more than six pounds of pressure on balls
grenade
Napalm
Cyanide Pill
Slit a wrist
Hanging
Chaining
Firing squad
Apache attack
Shock
Heart failure
Lung failure
Kidney failure
Push out of a plane
Hit by an RPG-7
Hit by an Ak-47
Hit by a Xm177e1
Injection of air
Cut in half
Cannibalism
Rabies attack
Caught on fire
Mustard gas
Gas chamber
Crucification
Removal of liver via fork and knife
C4
Put through a jet engine
Buried alive
Lack of water
Spike pit
Knife through the eye into the brain
Tumor
Cancer
Overdose
Hit by a piano
Attempting to catch a bullet in a mouth
Sharkbait
Jumping off a plane and get impaled by a poity building
Fiberwire
The Thompson being usd by a mobster
Glock to the head
FN MINIMI to various body places
Suicide via LSD trip
Bang head into wall
Eating self
A log shoved up the pooper
Rammed by a moose
Rammed by a rhino
Rammed by a buffalo
Rammed by a Ox
Rammed by a gorrila
Two heavy magnets crush your head
Light your pants on fire, thus spreading
Stabbed by broken bone
Nail file
Taurus raging bull to the stomach
Hit by a telphone wire
Hit by a telephone pole
Hit by a telephone!
Snowballs packed with rocks. If its a hard throw
Ninja stars
Letter opener
Pirhana attack
Stuck in a car while its on fire

That didn't help *psh* /sarcasm

Of course, get some flowers. But also, hand make a card. They go wild fo that crap >_>. Don' jst buy one. If you do, make sure you write in it. And think of a clever way to tell her that you DO know what stuff she likes and you DO listen to her. They find meaning in some of that stuff. Not like most people actually wouldn't but w/e. Hope I helped!

I'll give it a shot.

Step One: Preperation
Okay, so first of all, I would obviously relize this fact a bit too late. So anyway, I would run (if they are still outside and can't break in) and grab a bag and fill it with a portable radio, possibly a cel phone, and plenty of basic needs. I would then go put some bluint insruments on me such as: a crowbar, a steel table leg, the shaft of a golf club, and perhaps a shovel. I would grab a meat cleaver, a sword, and a hunting knife (all of the weapons and blunts are currently inside my home.) Also, for a absolute backup, I would take this airsoft gun that i rigged to shoot 28 guage shotgun shells (no lie). I also have some smoke bombs made of ping pong balls, made for signals, also no lie. Perhaps some homemade, styrofoam n gasoline napalm. Ill take a zippo and a flashlight and plentyof batteries, as well.

Step Two: On the road
I would grab the car in the garage and drive to Wal-Mart, and enter if there aren't many Zs around. I need some spare 28 guages >_>. It wouldn't hurt to grab some extra food and some entertainmet, as well. Not kidding, boredome would suck. I'd get some extra gas at a gas station close by, thankfully i wouldn't need to pay >_>. I would try to drive to a military camp, because, unlike movies, they would have a better chance of survival than 6 civilians. :p. If that failed, I would try to go to the ghetto, mainly because of the high powered illegal arms there. Survivors is a plus. I would have to stop somewhere for a while, preferably the mili base.

Step Three: The fort
This is if all else fails. I would go and try getting some survivors, maybe by blaring music or something. Once i got maybe two, which would be pretty hard, I would go to the countryside. Seclusion is good. Finding some weapons is better. It would have to be near some sort of supply depot. Maybe Home Depot >_>. Anyway, the next day (no clue how to stay the night) I would make a trip with my buddies, and grab plenty of wood and metal. Another car would be good. I know what wires are for hotwiring,so im good to go there. A sturdy vehichle like a Hummer would do, but gas consumption would be a problem. We need to get back one way or another (to the farm place thingy) and build some walls. We would get some paint, as well, so we could write help on the roof. Hopefully a full scale military movement would be occuring. At that point, if the walls are DAMN sturdy, we could sit back and read some of my magazines i brought thoughtfully. We would also keep ladder hanging out the addic window near a vehichle, in case of escape, along with an emergeny bag of supplies and a couple weapons. We would take an occasional trip to the mart, and hopefully the zombies would die out before we exhaust all the food in the area.

Is that a good plan? Of course, something is gunna go wrong. But I doubt the military would die before the civilians. I hate how Hollywood does that >_>.

Good Job! You must be pretty damn lucky >_>.

Being a gun fanatic, by your description those handguns seem to be M1911A1's, which is chambered in .45ACP. That's good enough for medium game, but still, eight is damned impressive.

Try me.
But i don't die. I simply relieve my body of life.

I do, not that frequently, and because I'm to lazy to get out and walk 2 feet to the toilet (not exaggerating lol), but that doesn't change the fact that I do.

And how could that be abnormal? Your mind probably interprets the running water as a sign to piss a bit too much. Not abnormal. Pissing in the SINK, however, is a different story.

Sniper.

*WOOT DRAGUNOV SVD!*

On that one question: What is the point of rate of fire and stopping power when you can't even hit the guy? Unless its something chambered in 9mm Parabellum >_>. .45 ACP all the way. But other than that....

DRAGUNOV DRAGUNOV DRAGUNOV

Also, there is the Kim Kardashian/Ray J one. :p

I would go grocery shopping for cucumbers and squash.

'Nuff said.

I'm Korean, therefore asian.

Don't go down there (no pun intended).
And if you do, give me data from an interview you conducted yourself >_>.
Don't say anything if you're one of the ones who can't guess what I'm talking about.
_______
Other than race..
People that know me personally would say I'm : Most likely to achieve fame via a horrible crime, but im not sure if that's stereotyping myself >_>

Yo someoe go to a payphone, call a pizza place, say its ur cell (cause of long distance numbers) and order like 50 xlarge pizzas "for a party", and use that number. pizza places ask you for ur number an not address, well some do. make sure the pizza place is in that area, though. :p

You got the wrong crowd then. Stay a bit longer, and say ur 13. Works every time.

Yeah, i thought it would end somewhere in the middle, but nooooo. As for the "13 inch" part, i though h misunderstood, and thats why i said "sperm" instead of "cum" lol

I MANAGED A THREESOME

Im Sexywoman and my friend is Bestinbed.
This guy is an IDIOT.
I decided this would be funnier on AIM, so i got his AIM.

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SexyWoman4258 (4:34:04 PM): I put your cock in my mouth and message it with my tounge.
poopmow21 (4:34:17 PM): mmmmmm
SexyWoman4258 (4:34:30 PM): I pull it out and spit a loogie on it, and give it a thorough hand job
poopmow21 (4:34:45 PM): yea
poopmow21 (4:34:58 PM): waiter do you girls have pics like boobs or pussy
BestInBed4312 (4:35:00 PM): i take off my mini skirt and put my pussy in ur face
poopmow21 (4:35:01 PM): or body
SexyWoman4258 (4:35:05 PM): I lick the tip, just the tip
SexyWoman4258 (4:35:11 PM): no...
SexyWoman4258 (4:35:12 PM): sorry.
poopmow21 (4:35:33 PM): i start to lick your pussy while she is sucking my cock
BestInBed4312 (4:35:40 PM): i feel an orgasm
SexyWoman4258 (4:35:51 PM): I take my ass and put your dick through my cheeks
SexyWoman4258 (4:35:54 PM): but not in
poopmow21 (4:36:08 PM): yea
BestInBed4312 (4:36:17 PM): i got around
SexyWoman4258 (4:36:17 PM): I tease you with a little number, or two
BestInBed4312 (4:36:20 PM): and lick some pussy
SexyWoman4258 (4:36:27 PM): Oh yes.
poopmow21 (4:36:40 PM): yea
SexyWoman4258 (4:36:49 PM): Do you like it freaky?
poopmow21 (4:36:55 PM): yeaa
BestInBed4312 (4:36:56 PM): all the while fingering myseld
SexyWoman4258 (4:37:14 PM): Get off Steph, its my time.
BestInBed4312 (4:37:21 PM): *slap ur face*
SexyWoman4258 (4:37:37 PM): I take a shit on your chest
SexyWoman4258 (4:37:42 PM): Eat it
BestInBed4312 (4:37:48 PM): *forcibly eats it*
poopmow21 (4:37:58 PM): ok
BestInBed4312 (4:38:02 PM): i piss in ur face
poopmow21 (4:38:06 PM): yumm
SexyWoman4258 (4:38:15 PM): Trent, lick it off of me
SexyWoman4258 (4:38:18 PM): Now
poopmow21 (4:38:33 PM): ok
BestInBed4312 (4:38:35 PM): i start to suck some cock
BestInBed4312 (4:38:42 PM): swallow a load
poopmow21 (4:38:46 PM): i start licking your pussy
SexyWoman4258 (4:39:01 PM): Suddenly, i go for a bucket of KFC extra crispy, and i pull out a eaten drumstick
SexyWoman4258 (4:39:04 PM): stick it in my ass
SexyWoman4258 (4:39:05 PM): NOW
BestInBed4312 (4:39:10 PM): and i bite it out
poopmow21 (4:39:12 PM): yesssss
SexyWoman4258 (4:39:34 PM): Lets go to the hot tub, Steph *giggle*
BestInBed4312 (4:39:41 PM): *laughs* aight
SexyWoman4258 (4:39:45 PM): Im going to fill it up with Pepto-Bismal
poopmow21 (4:39:48 PM): swet
BestInBed4312 (4:39:54 PM): oooh
SexyWoman4258 (4:39:54 PM): Lets go in, shall we?
poopmow21 (4:39:55 PM): sweet
poopmow21 (4:39:57 PM): yes
SexyWoman4258 (4:39:59 PM): You too, trent
BestInBed4312 (4:40:00 PM): i love that in my pussyt
SexyWoman4258 (4:40:18 PM): That pink brings out my inner girl
BestInBed4312 (4:40:24 PM): mary lick my ass
BestInBed4312 (4:40:26 PM): DO IT
SexyWoman4258 (4:40:30 PM): *licks ass*
SexyWoman4258 (4:40:32 PM): mmm
SexyWoman4258 (4:40:34 PM): its sooo good
BestInBed4312 (4:40:44 PM): *slams ur face to the ground with my ass in ur face*
BestInBed4312 (4:40:45 PM): lol
BestInBed4312 (4:40:58 PM): im gonna use this drum stick as a dildo
SexyWoman4258 (4:41:04 PM): I always knew you liked it kinky
poopmow21 (4:41:08 PM): lol
BestInBed4312 (4:41:13 PM): ooh yes
SexyWoman4258 (4:41:14 PM): What are you going to do trent?
SexyWoman4258 (4:41:26 PM): My body is all yours to take.
poopmow21 (4:41:26 PM): fuck steph
SexyWoman4258 (4:41:30 PM): Play with me.
BestInBed4312 (4:41:31 PM): take me away
BestInBed4312 (4:41:37 PM): rub me
BestInBed4312 (4:41:39 PM): finger me
poopmow21 (4:41:41 PM): yes
SexyWoman4258 (4:41:43 PM): All of my body, including my 13 inch manmeat
BestInBed4312 (4:41:43 PM): fuck me
SexyWoman4258 (4:42:04 PM): I take my cock and ram it into your ass, trent
SexyWoman4258 (4:42:08 PM): Do you like that?
poopmow21 (4:42:08 PM): yes nice and hard and i unload in your pussy
BestInBed4312 (4:42:09 PM): eat some of my pussy hair
poopmow21 (4:42:29 PM): i think i could take it in my ass
SexyWoman4258 (4:42:54 PM): I drop a load in your ass, trent
BestInBed4312 (4:43:03 PM): i drop a load in ur mouth
SexyWoman4258 (4:43:04 PM): Do you like my sperm in your ass, trent?
poopmow21 (4:43:06 PM): yesss
SexyWoman4258 (4:43:31 PM): Suck my cock, trent
BestInBed4312 (4:43:32 PM): u want some of my shit in ur face?
BestInBed4312 (4:43:44 PM): then rub it all over with my balls?
poopmow21 (4:43:44 PM): ok
SexyWoman4258 (4:44:15 PM): I go doggy style on you, trent.
SexyWoman4258 (4:44:22 PM): I whisper into your ear
BestInBed4312 (4:44:26 PM): i make u suck my balls while ur at it
poopmow21 (4:44:32 PM): i moan while you fuck me for an hour streight
SexyWoman4258 (4:44:33 PM): "Do you like doing community service?"
BestInBed4312 (4:44:50 PM): i start to suck ur dick trent
poopmow21 (4:44:57 PM): yesss
BestInBed4312 (4:45:00 PM): and i bite it off
BestInBed4312 (4:45:03 PM): and chew on it
poopmow21 (4:45:07 PM): no!!!!
BestInBed4312 (4:45:13 PM): and finger my self and fuck myself with KFC
poopmow21 (4:45:19 PM): ok
SexyWoman4258 (4:45:30 PM): Thats right trent, Colonel Sanders is the ONLY man for us
poopmow21 (4:45:39 PM): ok
SexyWoman4258 (4:45:56 PM): Mmmmm
BestInBed4312 (4:46:01 PM): i leave the room with ur cock
BestInBed4312 (4:46:02 PM): and wallet
SexyWoman4258 (4:46:03 PM): I slap you in the face.
BestInBed4312 (4:46:03 PM) has left the room.
SexyWoman4258 (4:46:15 PM): Oh my
SexyWoman4258 (4:46:19 PM): Just you and me now
SexyWoman4258 (4:46:35 PM): I stick my cock in your new pussy
SexyWoman4258 (4:46:49 PM): Suddenly, i pull out and ejaculate on your eye
SexyWoman4258 (4:46:53 PM): and kick you in your knee
poopmow21 (4:46:59 PM): ok
SexyWoman4258 (4:47:14 PM): And run, giving you an angry pirate

That was the wierdest guy i ever read about, TheAlt. That was scary. lol 24 m rome, you? 24 m rome.

That guy was an idiot.

At 5/20/07 02:22 PM, Primoos wrote: Guys,stop doing the god damm same thing.

They'll catch on,and won't fall for it.

-Change name.
-Have a different style.

Chicken bone ftw.

Btw, whoever asked what ASL is, Age/sex/location.

Continue on your prankious journey, young one! XP

Amazin. Simply amazin. ?ª Lol community service ftw!

The chicken bone returns! Btw: Is there any way to edit posts?
Also: This guy DOES like it freaky.

Billy18: hi
HornyBitch69: Hey!
Billy18: where u from>
Billy18: ?
HornyBitch69: Im living in Tennessee right now.
Billy18: cool
Billy18: im from new york
HornyBitch69:
Billy18: what you look like?
HornyBitch69: Im Hungarian, brunnette, a 32B, long hair, tight ass, and 5 foot 5.
HornyBitch69: you?
Billy18: oh wow
Billy18: making me hard
Billy18: im 5 10, short blonde messy hair, strong body, hazel eyes big hard %%%%
HornyBitch69: Yum.
HornyBitch69: Do you like it freaky?
Billy18: yeah
HornyBitch69: You wanna get it on?
Billy18: yes
HornyBitch69: I get down on my knees, and pull out your long, hard cock.
HornyBitch69: I take a lick on the tip, and rub the rest.
Billy18: oh %%%% its pulsing
HornyBitch69: Oh yes.
HornyBitch69: I rub my left hand counterclockwise and down and my other hand the opposite ways.
HornyBitch69: *Picks up a chicken bone.* (Whisper) Stick it in my ass.
Billy18: omg so hard
HornyBitch69: Play with my body,
HornyBitch69: Its all yours.
Billy18: i take it and slide it in
HornyBitch69: Mmmmm.
HornyBitch69: Take a crap on my chest.
HornyBitch69: Do it now...
Billy18: i squeeze a crap on your chest
Billy18: and rub it in
HornyBitch69: I eat it all up, yum.
Billy18: mmmm
Billy18: oh yes
HornyBitch69: I rub my ass on your face, while squirting kool-aid all over both of us.
HornyBitch69: Now, lets go into the hot tub, filled with Pepto-Bismal
Billy18: ok
Billy18: i follow you
HornyBitch69: Take my body, baby. Its all yours!
Billy18: i start %%%%%%% your mouth deep and fast
Billy18: holding your head
HornyBitch69: I do spirals with my tounge, massaging your manmeat
Billy18: take it all in
Billy18: fast
HornyBitch69: Stick it in me baby,
Billy18: i turn you around so your wet %%%%% is sticking up
HornyBitch69: I hop on ur dick with my ass, and start hopping up and down, all without lube.
Billy18: and a slide my %%%% inside you
HornyBitch69: We get faster, and harder
HornyBitch69: Faster.
HornyBitch69: HARDER
HornyBitch69: Yes!
HornyBitch69: Are you gunna cum?
Billy18: yes
HornyBitch69: are you?
Billy18: yes im cumming
HornyBitch69: TAKE MA
HornyBitch69: ME
HornyBitch69: ATKE ALL OF ME
HornyBitch69: INCLUDING MY 13 INCH PENIS
Billy18: i pull you hard onto my %%%%
HornyBitch69: I stick my 13 incher in your ass, without lube.
<Billy18> sent sound: barks
Billy18: bye

Hehehe. Chicken bone. :). Im HornyBitch69, btw.

hotman03: hi
hotman03: hi
HornyBitch69: hey! A/S/L?
hotman03: 21 m usa
hotman03: have pic
HornyBitch69: 20, f, Georgia,usa
HornyBitch69: no sorry
hotman03: you look like
HornyBitch69: i might type slow, i alpologize in advance
HornyBitch69: uh
HornyBitch69: 1 sec
hotman03: ok
HornyBitch69: I am brunnette, Hungarian decent, 32B, 5 foot 5, and have a tight ass
HornyBitch69: u?
hotman03: 511 185 brown hair and eyes
hotman03: big dick
HornyBitch69: how big?
hotman03: name
hotman03: 7
HornyBitch69: Rachel
hotman03: mike
hotman03: have pic
HornyBitch69: No, sorry.
hotman03: ok babe
HornyBitch69: You wanna go?
hotman03: why
HornyBitch69: I mean
HornyBitch69: you wanna start?
HornyBitch69: >_>
hotman03: what
HornyBitch69: You know... *Grabs you dick*
hotman03: ok
hotman03: come see it
HornyBitch69: I bend down low and unzip your pants, and put your hard cock in my hand.
HornyBitch69: I lick just the tip of it, then rub it a little.
hotman03: and
HornyBitch69: I taste your precum and become excited
HornyBitch69: I lick you all around and go deep throat on you.
hotman03: and
HornyBitch69: Suddenly, i go for a bucket of KFC extra crispy.
HornyBitch69: I get a chicken bone.
HornyBitch69: Stick it in my ass.
HornyBitch69: NOW
hotman03: ok
hotman03: ok
HornyBitch69: Aren't you gunna say something, mikey?
HornyBitch69: Play with me.
hotman03: bye

oooohhhh, American Zombie got you there!