At 11/8/08 10:07 PM, Hancack wrote: anybody remember i forgot to post on the thread it was posted on so i could find it again but damn my bad memory. can anyone help me?

Is this the thread you are talking about?
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7355 78

At 10/9/08 04:29 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: How old are you in 7th grade?

I think you would have to be 11 or 12 years old to be in the 7th grade.

At 10/5/08 08:54 AM, e-lord wrote: I need help with level 24, I don't know what the fuck to do. It's the level where all you have is a gun and one safe. Please help.

You're suppose to shoot the safe and get beneath it before it hits the ground.

It will take a few tries but you will eventually get it.

At 10/5/08 04:14 AM, bajaynyangkut wrote: But it doesn't work. It says 'animated pics are not allowed here'

That's only for forum signatures, small icons (the 46 x 46 which appear on news posts, reviews etc.) and user page headers.

You know you could just put toilet paper over the water before you take a shit so you won't get water all over your ass.

When you first pick a door, 2 of them are goats and the other is the car. This means that you have a high chance (2/3) of picking a goat and a low chance (1/3) of picking the car. If you stick with the original door you chose, you would only have a 1 in 3 chance on getting the car. If you do decide to swap, it is more likely that you would get the car because you know that you have a 2/3 chance that your original door has a goat behind it.

Also this video might be able explain more clearly why you should switch doors:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhlc7peGl Gg&feature=related

At 9/30/08 12:30 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 9/30/08 12:30 AM, gameguy151 wrote: does the numa numa song count?

i think so... its french right?

The lyrics are in Romanian but the band is from Moldova.

Also my favorite is "Menya zovut Shnur" by Leningrad

At 9/28/08 03:59 AM, CopperChaos wrote: Now, to add some discussion to this topic: Have this ever happened to you?

Yes, it happened last year. If i had found out about this then it would have saved me from a lot of embarrassment.

Also if you are on a "friends zone", there is a very large chance that she's never going to love you.

There is a small chance that she will love you but in order for that to happen, you would have to do a lot just to get there.

At 9/28/08 04:10 AM, annanas wrote: yup its shit, but there are many fish in da ocean. dont give up bud, dont give up

pic is related:

Is this what you are looking for:
Caravaneer

Stolen: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/46 1535

Original: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/29 4434

Cut the power to your garage (if possible, otherwise just turn off all the power points in the garage) and put out any pilot lights in your garage. After that, just bug bomb it and seal it up for a while.

After that just air it out. Also make sure you move all cars and food/drink out of the garage before you do this.

Once when you leave, you might want to go to a homeless shelter.

Check google maps for any homeless shelters near your area.

Once when you get there just tell them you are 16 and you don't want to return home and ask them on how to survive, get jobs etc.

Or you can go to your school and ask about it.

Also if you are going to leave, make sure you bring all the essentials such as:
- a backpack
- spare clothes (including shoes and warm clothing)
- sleeping bags
- toiletries
- money (make sure you hide it all over your body so if you get robbed you will still have some cash. Example: coins go in your wallet and notes go inside pockets. Never put money in you backpack.)
- a mobile phone (if you have a pre-paid account or just bring extra coins for pay phones)
- food (in a water-proof container)
- water in a bottle
- some first-aid (if possible)
- something to defend your-self
and most importantly, some form of identification (birth certificates, passports etc.).

Alternatively, you could live in your backyard and raid the house if you need food.

Also, I think public libraries have computers which are available to the public which also have access to the internet at a low cost or something, you might be able to use them to get more info on how to survive.

Try PMing JohnnyUtah about it.
If you are talking about the 2nd part of the collab, I think he just took a small section in MGS2's main theme and turned it into a loop.

Get a lot condoms (about 100 or so), unroll them and put some hair conditioner in them (or anything that has the same texture/colour as semen) and throw them around the place and at people. You could also leave them in places that a lot of people would go to such as the cafeteria, you could also put them over the drink taps, door handles and maybe on the teacher's desk, chair or on the windshield of their car.

And don't try to use real semen because i doubt you would be able to fill that many condoms.

Just extract the first file. 7-zip will then automatically find the other files (e.g. 002, 003, etc.), combine them and then uncompresses the contents of those files.

First of all: Learn to type properly or you are going to get flamed.
The flash tutorials can be found here:
http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/fla shtutorials
The program can be found there but it is a 30 day free trial. if you want to use it longer, you'll have to pay for it or use a program called "liveswif"
If you have any other questions about flash, just ask them in the flash forums:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/2

Apparently (according to this thread) there is a website called "internet hell" which is a screamer but it also fucks around with your browser.
I haven't gone on there yet so i wouldn't really know for sure.
Try it on your own or someone else's computer if you really want to know what it is. If you are going to go on it on yours, just turn the sound down and disable javascript.

At 8/20/08 07:46 AM, milklesscookies wrote: how can u still be scared if u r expecting a screamer on a screamer site?

He's obviously going to trick someone else into going on to the screamer site.

At 8/16/08 09:19 AM, Unodir wrote: I didnt catch, did this guy get fined or taken to jail?

It doesn't say, but I think they will let him off with a fine.

He probably suffered enough anyway.

At 8/12/08 11:04 AM, Saruman200 wrote: I can't believe you guys actually believe this Georgian/Western propaganda. Georgia has killed 2,000 civilians, Russia has killed 100 civilians.

Then prove it with a credible source and how do you know that the Russians aren't lying just to convince the "Western world" that they are the victim?
Hence the phrase: "The first casualty of War is the truth"

Also note that it all boils down to whichever country can come up with the best sob story for the media to decide which country it should portray as the good people and of course, both sides will most likely lie to convince the rest of the world that they are the victim.

At 8/5/08 04:12 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: So what the hell is causing this?

- Stress
- Testosterone
- Age
- Poor Diet

There are a few others but these are the most common ones.

But still, see a doctor or a professional about if you really care that much.

At 7/30/08 05:11 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: I've been thinking long and hard about how the probability ends up at 2/3, rather than 1/2.

Perhaps these video will explain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9WFKmLK0 dc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhlc7peGl Gg&feature=related

You have a 1/3 chance of picking the money case and a 2/3 chance of picking an empty case.
Once when the host opens an empty case, if you don't decide to switch cases, you still have a 1/3 chance that your case has money in it, this also means that you still have a 2/3 chance that you have an empty case.

Because not changing you case is the same as picking your case and opening it straight away.

However, if you do decide to change cases after when one of them has been revealed, you will have a higher chance of getting the money case than sticking with the case you chose at the beginning because you know that at the beginning, you have a higher chance of getting the empty case than the money case. If you decide to switch cases after when the host has reveal the empty case, you will only have a 1/3 chance of picking the empty case because you know where one of the empty cases is (which means you should not forget about the case that has been revealed just because you know about the contents of the case, it doesn't mean it is "eliminated" from the game). This means that if you swapped cases, you would have a 2/3 chance on getting the money case.

Or to put it simply: It is better to change cases.

At 7/23/08 07:03 AM, citricsquid wrote: Why do the people that created this insist on sending these useless PM's telling me to play it, from high level accounts?

http://kuro.newgrounds.com/news/post/157 351
fandango (apart from the SS virus) also contained a keylogger

At 7/7/08 11:09 AM, Shea08 wrote: Anybody got a name or something?

Awesome Smilies

At 7/7/08 07:42 AM, CriticallyInsane wrote: get more exp on newgrounds other than just voting?

No, you can only gain experience from voting. There is no other way.

Unless you signed up to the mailing lists when you first joined. If you did, you would get a "one-time" bonus of about 10 exp but that's about it.

The link in your sig is:
http://blackpt.newgrounds.com/news/post/
13449

The link that you want your sig to link to is:
http://blackpt.newgrounds.com/news/post/
134495

Can you see what the problem is?

At 7/6/08 01:46 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Does anyone know how to download YouTube videos without using RealPlayer?

http://keepvid.com/
After that, either get a video converter and convert the video into a different format or download an FLV player and open the video with that.

At 7/6/08 02:19 AM, SkySausage wrote: And I was just wondering where exactly does the message show up?

Right under P-bot's post on the front page.

At 7/5/08 02:09 AM, jav1erthesp1r1t wrote: What is this picture called?

The name of the picture is "Awesome Smilie".
More can be found here: http://jj.am/gallery/v/Macros/AwesomeSmi lies/

http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/fla shtutorials

If you have any other questions about flash, just ask the flash forums:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/2

At 6/28/08 12:08 PM, idiot-buster wrote: His blam/protecton rank is a general, yet he is only a lvl 1. can someone explain.

Before the redesign, after you have voted on 5 entries, you would have to click on a button to deposit your experience. My guess is that the user didn't click on the button after he had voted.