You shouldnt smoke some random fucks half smoked cigarette. especially since its not hard at all to get some. At school talk to one of the older kids that smokes and ask em to buy you a pack. If that doesnt work. Just ask some people you know if they have a way of getting some for you. Most likely someone will have a way.

And to all the people who call smoking retarded and its pointless and blah blah. Yes it is retarded and i dont think it looks cool at all... but it feels awesome.

From looking at her, it probably sucks all the time.

First in a girls vagina feels like conquering a small village.

SPOILER ALERT: young girls are immature. Go figure.

Dysentery.

Trying to revive a slight meme. awesome.

At 9/2/08 03:49 AM, Jezuz wrote:

At 9/2/08 03:46 AM, IFABF wrote: I'm leaving for school in about an hour. I'm gonna be a "freshman" in what you Americans call high school. Scared as fuck.

Tip: Don't stand in the middle of the hallway talking to people. Fucking annoys everyone but you Freshmen.

And if you have someone like me at your school, they will walk through your little group knocking you over.

At 8/31/08 04:03 AM, Wyattfilms wrote:

This level 2 outdates you and my original is 2 years older then this one. Way to make an arguement about something pointless.

Way to bash my thread instead of contribueting to my topic.

Hey man, I offered something. You just decided it was negative.

At 8/31/08 03:58 AM, Wyattfilms wrote:

At 8/31/08 03:57 AM, 6AMFrenzy wrote: Do you really expect people to read something that long about furrys?

Do you realy expect someone to read something posted by a level 2?

This level 2 outdates you and my original is 2 years older then this one. Way to make an arguement about something pointless.

Do you really expect people to read something that long about furrys?

At 8/30/08 09:16 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: There's nothing you can do to get over it. Only the passage of time will make things better.
Just try to appreciate what you did have, and learn from the experience.

Agreed. Time heals all wounds. I recently broke up with my girlfriend of a year and 2 months and the longer im broken up with her the more i hate her and think it was a good idea. Hooray!

All the guys i've met that are afraid of dogs have been black. Maybe it's similar to how jews are naturally inclined to avoid ovens now.

Futuristic.

You forgot the last sign:

Is a regular at NG/4chan

No ones mentioned rikku yet? damn, when i was in middle school i woulda tapped that into infinite and beyond.

Theres no way to get undrunk theres ways to feel less drunk though. A warm shower or bath will wake you up a bit. Drinking 12 ozs of vodka and not thinking thats a good amount? youre retarded.

Ive played just about every half life game. When i say that i mean half life 1,2 ep.1,2 portal, counter strike, counter strike source, day of defeat, team fortress classic, team fortress 2, half life opposing force, and half life blue shift.

Ive only never played condition zero and day of defeat source.

All of those games have things about them that really suck and some things that are great but theyre all worth playing.

You sir, are insecure.

At 5/11/08 05:25 AM, WrathXXX wrote:

At 5/11/08 05:17 AM, doberman7 wrote: so you`re saying we can smoke cheese?

Well I guess that would be the "logical" next step. I'll call it Monterey Jackpot. The original party cheese! I'm going to get that patented too, so don't you dare steal it. MY IDEA!

if you cut a hole through a solid block of cheese you could probably smoke out of it. make a big ass wheel of cheese where you put a ton of what youre smoking in the middle and you can smoke with 3 other people at the same time.

derailment achieved.

on topic: youre a bitch for not just putting yourself out there and trying to take credit for some other poor fucks work.

off topic: cheese on toast dont you ever post anything worth a shit?

At 5/11/08 04:50 AM, SuperFlonic wrote: Because killing is hilarious.

I did before i lost all my pokemon cards :[

At 5/11/08 04:50 AM, SuperFlonic wrote: Because killing is hilarious.

Youre damn right.

At 5/11/08 04:47 AM, Cheese-on-toast wrote: LEVEL UP!
You learned:
Use the search button!

Did.

Recently through the inspiration of narcotics i came to the realization of what i believe to be the most hilarious way to kill someone.
Throwing a plugged in toaster into the bath while someone is in it. To me this is the funniest way in the world to kill a person.
My friend insists that AIDs is the best but i stand by my decision.

So i implore you, what do you think is the best and/or most hilarious way to kill a person?

Only half a mile? dont be such a puss. ice that bitch then heat then ice then heat and youll be good, or you can just ice it all day if youre lazy.

'racist' jokes directed at white people dont piss off anybody because who gives a fuck, IM RICH BIATCH!

Well if hes prepotent then he has the power to be a dick so there you go.

I am not jealous and now im going to attempt to make you feel bad in turn.

add in whatever you want, its basically how this thread will go, that and telling him hes gonna see green monkeys and shit.

you just chained yourself down. its fun for awhile but id say not worth it, get out now while your wallet still has money.

he used the blind fighter feat.

To ruin the surprise:

CUT OFF GENITALS AND/OR RIPPED VAGINAS.

Quit being pussys, its not going to eat your face.