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Cancer lol

At 12/17/10 01:59 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote: God what am I going to do?

I cheated on my girlfriend and had sex with this chick at my friends party, and she fucking calls me and tells me she failed a pregnancy test. What am I going to do? What am I gonna tell my girlfriend?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHZAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

At 12/2/10 04:57 PM, slayer1029 wrote: It would be so ironic if you got cancer. I'm sure you'd laugh yourself into a coma.

No u

At 12/2/10 04:35 PM, Numbuh1Over0 wrote: Maybe it would help if you just tell me why you find it so funny. I'm not trained in psychology (nor do I really want to, my passion is in physics), but I may still be able to help you.

So, what do you find so funny about cancer?

Wy would I need mental help? I just find it extremely funny to see someone with cancer.
The biggest problem is that I can't seem to hold my laughter in. This ia always very awkward.

Why is cancer so funy?

This is suck an awkward for me. Every time someone mentions cancer, I cant help but notice how funny it is.
The most awkward thing related to this was when I was in a docter waiting room and there was a TV playing a show about people with cancer. I held my laughter in for about 5 minutes before I couldn't help myself anymore, I think it was an interview with asomeone with a month to live that did me in and had me bursting into laughter. Jeez, all the people looking at me in the waiting room. I'm just worried if I ever see a person in real life with cancer, I wont be able to hold my laughter in. How awkward would that be?

I am from the band "The Se7en Alts" and I am here to do a cover of "Who Are You" by The Wh----

Wrong thread.

At 7/22/09 04:29 PM, ertysproductions wrote: Each time you eat millions of bacterias that will die in your digestive system. Even vegetarian animals kills a lot of those poor bacterias. Sorry, but that's life.

You just divided by zero.

We need to get ThePerfessors in here!

At 7/22/09 04:15 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 7/22/09 04:13 PM, 66se7en wrote:

At 7/22/09 04:10 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: I DRINK DEAD YEAST IN MY B33R

I EAT DEAD ANIMALS IN MY ST43K

I EAT DEAD PLANTS IN MY SALAD

LET'S NOT EAT AT ALL

That's a good idea.

Let's resort to eating plastic and styrofoam and drink only water!

So then we'd be eating oil that comes from plants and drinking bacteria.

Then we fucking make artificial food that is void of any remote living thing.

At 7/22/09 04:13 PM, HAHABUSBOY wrote:

At 7/22/09 04:11 PM, AK-Elliot wrote:

But I mean, if we don't kill this organism, what will happen to our fresh RISEN morning cinnamon rolls??

We can eat fruit since plants are legal to kill.

At 7/22/09 04:10 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: I DRINK DEAD YEAST IN MY B33R

I EAT DEAD ANIMALS IN MY ST43K

I EAT DEAD PLANTS IN MY SALAD

LET'S NOT EAT AT ALL

That's a good idea.

Let's resort to eating plastic and styrofoam and drink only water!

I just realized that yeast is a living thing that we EAT, but eating yeast kills it thus making us murderers.
Discuss

At 7/22/09 01:43 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 7/22/09 01:41 PM, 66se7en wrote: Don't even get me started on that shit.
At least they were smart enough to keep it on hold to avoid lawsuits from angry movie lovers.

But it's been on hold for 5 years! Shouldn't they just cancel it?

What the hell do you think?

At 7/22/09 01:39 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 7/22/09 01:37 PM, 66se7en wrote: This is going to turn out worser than the Spyro movie that is being planned to come out.
You would get better fucking recepition if the movie was based on Bubsy 3D.

What about that movie The Sims? That will suck ass. Especially since it's been on hold since 2004.

Don't even get me started on that shit.
At least they were smart enough to keep it on hold to avoid lawsuits from angry movie lovers.

This is going to turn out worser than the Spyro movie that is being planned to come out.
You would get better fucking recepition if the movie was based on Bubsy 3D.

At 7/22/09 01:10 PM, slayer98567 wrote:

At 7/22/09 01:10 PM, WhoknowsmeaUdiO wrote: I don't care.

who does.....

The people posting.

4% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
95% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!

Do you ever notice how Real Life and the Internet aren't as different as you think it would be in terms of all the phenomenons and fads you see on the web?

I am reviving this crew and taking leadership of it.
Rules are same as they used to be.

Can I have a sig that advertises my CSI Crew?

This is the official Newgrounds crew for all things related to the CBS hit series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.

Keep all things related to CSI or the two spin-offs in this topic from now on.

At 7/22/09 03:45 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: wtf you guys? why are you building his hopes up like that? the minimum post count for that was raised to 50 ages ago.

You dirty liar.

You are a year late buddy.

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At 7/22/09 03:13 AM, KevnSevn wrote: New room brought in lesbian couples.

I smell a photoshopped webcam box.

At 7/22/09 10:47 AM, thelittleemo wrote: You people have problems.

Silence you haters.

Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

All it is is just a useless waste of space in the CSS coding made in hopes by the administrators to stur rage about it.

At 7/21/09 06:10 PM, andythehedgehog wrote:

At 7/21/09 06:08 PM, 66se7en wrote:

At 7/21/09 06:03 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: Sanjays making a big ol fuss about my age

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

/caps

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I'm sorry little guy.

At 7/21/09 06:03 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: Sanjays making a big ol fuss about my age

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

/caps

At 7/21/09 05:44 PM, squadus2 wrote: You know there's this little thing called "profile" right next to everyone's names that tells you their hobbies.

It would be more convient to stick it on the front page of the fucking user profile