Fuck religion. All it does is start wars, make enemies and slows down traffic.

I wrote this parody a few months earlier in school but never got around to posting it until puddinN64 raped my family. Dedicated to my friend who, in the five years of posting on the site, has never been UOTD.

Tune to Standing in the Rain.

Why can't I try
To be a normal guy?
Post here, can't hide
More than two thousand lies
So many things
I've done to try my best
Now I can't wait
To get this off my chest

I know it's random; not points, nor posts, nor hits
But for this long this is some major bullshit
Well if you flame me then I guess I flame you
Oh pretty Tommy HOW COULD YOU?

-----

User of the Day-ay-ay-ay
Newgrounds, I can't believe ya
Posting since 2003

User of the Day
Five years and still no praising
I just want you to like me

-----

Why can't I try
To be a normal guy?
Post here
Can't hide
Nearly three-thousand lies
I spam
They ban
The system is a Scam
Six years
My tears
Have summed up all my fears

I know it's random; not blams, nor saves, nor luck
I try to get some laughs and just end up fucked
Well if you spam me then I guess I spam you
Oh pretty Tommy HOW COULD YOU?

-----

User of the Day
Newgrounds, I can't believe ya
Posting since 2003

User of the Day
Five years and still no praising
I just want you to like me

User of the Day
Newgrounds, I can't believe ya
Posting since 2003

User of the Day
Five years and still no praising
I just want you to like me

I know it's random; not points, nor posts, nor hits
But for this long this is some major bullshit
Well if you flame me then I guess I flame you
Oh pretty Tommy HOW COULD YOU?

User of the Day

User of the Day

User of the Day
Newgrounds, I can't believe ya
This seems like the end for me

User of the Day
Five years and still no praising
I just want you to like me

User of the Day
Newgrounds, I can't believe ya
Posting since 2003

User of the Day
This seems like the end for me

User of the Day
This seems like the end for me

At 7/30/07 12:47 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: how did I know that that was coming

This is Newgrounds.

...that it can't fit on the NG subject title. This is his FULL name:

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoral ternwarengewissenhaftschaferswesenchafew arenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschut zenvonangereifenduchihrraubgiriigfeindew elchevorralternzwolftausendjahresvorandi eerscheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraums chiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraf tgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternar tigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelshegeha btbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwo hinderneurassevanverstandigmenshlichkeit tkonntevortpflanzenundsicherfreunanleben slamdlichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtv orangreifenvonandererintlligentgeschopfs vonhinzwischensternartigraum Senior

He won the award for the longest name for a person belongs to a German immigrant to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

At 7/29/07 09:10 PM, benjadaninja wrote: Wow i tricked NG, that was just a manicen HAHAHAHAHHAHA. Wow, you guys ACTUALLY thought that was real??!?!?!

Damn I am good!

Uh... with that camera work how are we supposed to know? Epic fail.

Caca.

Mike Hunt.

Cunt.

EDN

The connection was lost for no reason.

Do you have a sister?

Actually, I wasn't expecting much. A lot of the new episodes got shittier and shittier. The jokes in the movie were pretty funny, but, in my opinion, the best part was the amazing animation.

Very good movie.

Because women have to use the toilet sitting down at all times, men either stand up or sit down.

Thus, it's our responsibility to make it easier for them because women don't like to look before they sit.

I see what you mean, but to be honest it would probably ruin it.

YES!! It's working now! Thank you guys so much.

I don't need to submit anything or edit anything in the page at all, I just need to simply read and display the value of one variable.

How can I do this as simply as possible?

Bump, I really need this working.

I have $curr = "lol"; in my php file.

My actionscript is as follows:
myData = new LoadVars()
myData.load("http://www.64media.net/scas t/online.php")
myData.onLoad = function(succes){
if(succes){
cur = myData.curr
} else trace ("Error loading data")
}

What's wrong with it?

I'm making a SHOUTcast player in Flash and everything is going pretty well, the sound plays and buffers and everything. I'm trying to get it to display the currently playing song's name by loading a variable in online.php called $curr.

What would I use in Flash to get that variable?

I'm making a SHOUTcast player in Flash and everything is going pretty well, the sound plays and buffers and everything. I'm trying to get it to display the currently playing song's name by loading a variable in online.php called $song[0].

How would I use LoadVars in Flash to get that variable?

Oh I got it. Thanks!

At 7/26/07 07:11 AM, elbekko wrote: Yes. Use mysql_result().

Rather than mysql_query()?

'Cause it doesn't seem to be working...

I'm trying to get the sum of all of the votes in table test, but it's being a bitch.

<?php
$x = mysql_connect('db991.perfora.net', 'dbo208698502', '*****');
mysql_select_db('db208698502');
$scq="select sum(score) from test";
$newscore=mysql_query($scq) or die("Insert: ".mysql_error());
echo("Votes: $newvotes<br>Score: $newscore<br><br>$forms");
mysql_close($x);
?>

Anyone see the problem?

At 7/26/07 06:06 AM, uersamen wrote: You couldn't bother to tell him yourself?

It doesn't matter, looking at the LoadVars class I can't understand a bit of it. o_o

At 7/26/07 05:57 AM, Rustygames wrote: Basically mine uses flashVars to send your vote to a processing script. Simple

Do you have a tutorial on that? :P

Shit, I didn't even think of that. I'm basically trying to make a small voting system, rather for testing purposes at the moment.

I have everything, I'm just trying to make it look nicer and since every vote button is its own form, I can't get them to align themselves horizontally.

Is there a way to assign a PHP variable on a page using an embedded Flash?

At 7/24/07 01:18 AM, WadeFulp wrote: I don't see Tom in that picture. Nice try.

My trick has been revealed. D:

Better quality.

Haha yeah, that's my cousin. :P

(She's the one in pink).

At 7/22/07 09:34 PM, EtchASketchClock wrote: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN I WENT THROUGH?

I lol'd.