...fat black woman who was like 35 yearsold and smelled like Jaga Ber Boo. Would you molest her stink hole while shes sleeping?

Patrick! FUCK ME!

At 3/2/07 01:44 AM, korded wrote: what kind of bag was it?

ZIPLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!! ZIP LOCK MOTHER FUCKKKEKRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! ZIPLOCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omfg it was a ziplock hsauit shit sgbhis shit shit shits shit shit ZIplock!

CMmons Im sexy! Sexy man over here!

Oooooohhh Stick you Fingers in my butthole.....

Yep you heard me right. Well in my 5th hour I felt an urge to poop all over my chair. I ussually dont have to go poo at school, but today I did. I don't know why but I did. The toilets are all gross and sick so I just tryed to wait out the rest of the day. Well anyways enough was enough so I ran to the bathroom after punching my teacher in the weiner to get there and I didnt get to the bathroom in time so I had to shit in this ziplock bag that I had. So I just went in the girls bathroom and shit in the bag there because it was sexier in there shitting in a baggy. When I was done I just wet my fingers a little and rubbed the inside of my crack with wet hands a few times to wash the poop out. I looked at the bag and thought to myself this is the perfect chance to pull off a really funny joke. so I took the bag and went into my class room and I saw the teachers book open and it was a text book also. So when nobody was looking I took half of the shit and threw it in the book and smashed the book shut.... Then I took the remaining feces and threw it in some bitch girls hair when no one was looking. And since no one saw me I didnt get caught. Today was my best day at school. Oh yea if you're wondering what I did with the bag I had to eat it because you know how you always have to eat the evidence.

Oooooohhh Stick you Fingers in my butthole.....

Id prefer a suposatory thank you very much....

I Wants to sucks on that wee wee....

At 3/2/07 01:03 AM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote:

At 3/2/07 01:02 AM, 5hoot wrote: POOP ON YOUR PENIS!

KILL YOURSELF TONIGHT!

no caps.

penis mcChaCha

POOP ON YOUR PENIS!

At 3/1/07 09:08 PM, H-K-S wrote: I have a gun under my bed, Im pretty well armed in my room. Are you?

Whats a 16 year old doing with a gun?
:O wait....Oh my. A-are y-y-you.....GANGSTA?

get ready for 12 pages of replys

You dont have to keep saying stupid american. He's just stupid as an individual.
And how the hell did he mix up a Pounds symbol with a Yen symbol? wtf

Dont sleep around him unless you want your feet rubbed and licked in your sleep.

At 2/14/07 09:46 PM, McFooFa wrote: Probably just gettin' it all over my pants. =/

I just lick it off my diaper when that happens.

What was the scarriest thing that ever happened while you were jerking off. As in getting caught. Or changing a babys diaper while jerking off.

Is it weird that whenever someone farts in class and when it starts smelling bad as everyone is complaining of the smell I imagine its the hot girl in my class and I take a big whiff.

ANnother time I was at luch and I saw this girl wearing flip flops so It looked hot so I went under the table and started touching her feet. She then kicked me in the face and said what the fuck but I crawled back to my seat before she could see me. But when I see things I like i cant help but not touch.

Guys do you anything about a royal blue sweater?

I was in class and this hot girl in front of me had her head down and I thought she was sleeping. The chairs we sit in have holes in the back of them. Anyways I noticed the her butt crack was showing. So since I thought she was sleeping I leaned in and rubbed the side of it. Then she shot up and someone else saw me so they told her I did it and now I have to go to a councelor and I GOT IN TROUBLE!

How the hell did I get in trouble?

At 2/2/07 09:51 PM, 0peth wrote: 2 GB is too much for a computer that had an original 256.

1 GB would be ok though. I upgraded mine and it vastly improved my computer performance.

Ive already researched about my comp and it CAN handle the 2gb. Yes i know what Memory module I have. And I am not some dumbass who doesnt know what they are doing.
With my current 2.6ghz processor it can handle up to 2gb of ram.

Adobe Flash. But it takes much time and expierience to get the hangs of things so you can make a decent flash.

will farting into my computer effect anything?

At 2/2/07 09:26 PM, icegod-ninjabot1337 wrote: Basically it will allow for multi-tasking however if you want to upgrade you should probably go with 1gb of ram and a better video card if you have gaming in mind.

Is it possible to upgrade a PCI slot to a PCI express Slot or would I just need a new Mother board

At 2/2/07 09:24 PM, Hornby wrote: How good is the perforrmance at the moment

Not so great but tolerable in games and normal in programs.

How big of a performance boost will I get if I upgrade from 256mb to 2gb of RAM.