I was bored, opened up Audacity and this happened.:
WHOA GUYS! Hey! Random internet user here! And I'm here to say that if you're feeling depressed about your current situation in life, just look at your achievements on the internet! Parents getting you down?! Don't have a girlfriend?! Nobody at school likes you!? Well hey! It's ok because the great thing about the internet is that nobody can tell just how annoying and socially inept you really are. Everyday, I look at my Newgrounds account and say "I'm a winner!" and you should too! Say it with me guys!
Kid 1: Hey!
I'm a winner!
Person 2: Yeah! I'm a winner too!
Human being 3: I'm fat, have no friends, and smell like cabbage, but on Newgrounds I'm not made fun of as often!
So the next time that bully at school tells you you're no good, look him straight in the eye and say, "Hey! On Newgrounds, I'm a winner and that's all that matters." and they'll definitely leave you alone...promise!