At 10/13/08 02:37 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: I demand proof. Picture of you with this girl, holding a piece of paper that says "hi ng bbs"

Until then, bullshit.

Shut the fuck up you sceptical cunt and live a little.

Now, back on topic. Am I the only person who is reminded heavily of Boogie Nights?

Great, I'm going skydiving for Christmas and now I'm going to be paranoid of my ears fucking exploding.

God damnit Newgrounds.

If you can make it all the way through this without laughing as hard as I did... you get some serious win.

Personally I made it about 2 seconds, honestly, her facial expression at the start is amazing.

AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK .

At 10/12/08 08:47 PM, mikkim wrote: also if I am in the wrong fourm , tell me.

You're in the wrong forum.

At 10/10/08 12:35 PM, metalninjaman wrote: on a scartch and win ticket. i have all my bills paid off so any ideas what to use it for?

Meth.

I fucking love you guys, so much.

At 10/8/08 07:37 AM, MattiusKay wrote: Wow, you're friend sound amazing.
I sure do wish he was my friend because he's so amazing, and hansome too (I presume).
Honestly, if I was you or I knew the guy, I would go up to him and give him a long and passionate kiss.
But since I do not know him in anyway, at all, and I am certainly not him, you should at least give him a handjob, with your ass.
I'm not him.

Shut up.

The joke is that this is the guy who bought me the Wacom.

har har har har har har har har har .

At 10/8/08 07:31 AM, TSstudios wrote: NEVA HEARD OF IT! *brits....*

He got me a card too, ironically it has something to do with Brits.

Man I'm fucking hideous, I'll hide behind this Wacom box my friend got me.

Wow, what a guy. He bought me a wacom just then for my 18th birthday. He came round to my house and delivered it to me and all.

Seriously, I got him a hat... and he got me a new wacom.

Now, I know what you're thinking "But Mark, your animations are already beautiful as they are and you're a better artist than faggot to grace this website, and I love your boyfriend, Luke Norman. But hell, I really needed one and yeah.

He's a swell guy.

I don't have friends on this site. Seriously.

You guys fucking hate me or something?

So he spied on 34 women? What about the guys? Why didn't anybody specify that?

I love dudes.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey guys, short story in my profile, I'd love some feedback.

At 8/6/08 06:12 PM, TheSavant wrote: That's not true at all. Every single one of us Newgrounders is a hideous, horrible being, with a case of crabs we did nothing to earn. You just see us that way becuase you're slightly more horrifically ugly than the rest of us.... And you're lonely, really, really lonely.

Shut the fuck up, I'm pretty and my boyfriend, Luke Norman can't get enough of my dick.

FUCKING FEAR MY BEAUTY!

Mister_Spin sez: STOP VOTING 5 ON THOSE "VOTE 5 TO SEE BRITNEY FUCK A HORSE" MOVIES! MORONS!!

I like that guy.

At 10/6/08 08:04 AM, Spirosgod wrote: Lets cut the crap people,saw is for unmature people

Unmature, eh?

At 9/19/08 02:15 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: which many official sources have said make people look away in the editing room

OH YEAH! JUST LIKE HOW PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSIVELY SCREAMING AND CRYING AND RUNNING OUT OF MOVIE THEATRES WHEN 'THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT' CAME OUT? YEAH? REMEMBER THAT SHIT?

This movie series is fucked. The first was good, but no, they were greedy cunts and sold the wonderful psychological thriller for a bunch of cash. Anybody who says the 2nd, 3rd or 4th have good storylines are fuckheads who know shit all... and guess what assholes, I know everything.

Capital letters is cruise control for cool.

A Moonlight Sonata, by 2good2b4goten Type: Movie Rating: Ages 17+

Shameful self advertising.

I wouldn't say anything. I'd just open my eyes widely stare directly at someone and scream:

"GARBLAHRAJRLHRALRRBLRABLRALHRAR"

It'll be a bigger fucking mystery than the Zodiac Killer.

At 10/5/08 08:30 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Alienate him with the gift of a Kate Nash CD.

I like this guy.

At 10/5/08 07:59 AM, Sawke wrote: I know one guy told me while he was pissing some kid just went right up to him and started talking to him about Dragon Ball Z....that's fucking odd.

Haha, legend.

Yeah, I talk to my friends while we piss. Nothing weird about it, we're not staring into eachothers eyes, we don't look at eachothers beautiful cocks... nothing like that.

Just... talking.

Pretty much on all of my friends lawns.

I also got some incredibly bug after the Sydney 2000 Olympics. My vomit was black and chunky.

OM NOM NOM.

At 10/4/08 09:55 AM, Sexylegs wrote: So, it's 11:54am now, and I need $50 by approximately 12pm tomorrow, which will allow me to buy Fifa 09. Honestly I've been stuck with Halo 3, FIfa 08 and Fight Night Round 3, it's overbearing. Help pl0x.

Fifa 08 = Fifa 09 with slightly lower graphics.

My boyfriend reads my posts now and again for laughs... so do my friends.

I'D LIKE TO SAY HI TO LUKE, NICOLE, LESKE, MATT K, TOM, JOSH, BRYCE, BENJI, DYLAN, SARAH, GOKU, DAVID AND THE REST OF YOU FAGGOTS READING THIS!

At 10/3/08 01:10 AM, maximuspower wrote: How would you like it if no one gave a shit about you and your family if they lived a few houses away.

Oh don't sit all high and mighty you fucking hippy.

Personally I couldn't give a shit about the odd family being brutally murdered... or some girl being viciously raped and killed. Hell, even if it happened quite close to me.

If we cared about all human beings our life would be shit. Only care about the ones you meet.

That's right. ASS good as the anime.

OMG WTF GO BACK TO THE VIDEO THREAD FUCK YOU.

Go ahead, fill this thread up with bitching about how it won't be ass good as the anime.

At 10/2/08 11:29 PM, miari wrote: I'll start, I don't like how the forum moderators lock your threads for no reason...

I'll follow. I don't like how people bitch about their threads being locked.

Don't you just love them? When someone you care about goes out of their way to make your day just that little bit more special? When they entice you with a gift of their love... It picks me right up, puts me in a really strong, happy mood.

Here's a little picture my boyfriend, Luke Norman drew for me when he found out I was having such a rough day. He's so sweet sometimes, I'm definately going to suck his dick when I go over to his later.

How about you guys, does anybody do anything this special for you?

I once did a physics report outlining all the required and used motion/energy involved in the Kingda Ka.

So much cooler.