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At 8/17/13 11:15 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: volvo 240

Funny you'd say that.? My first car was a dark blue 1989 Volvo 240DL. My second was a white 1991 Volvo 240 Stationwagon. Each went over 400,000 miles.

pics with you in it or it didn't happen

At 8/17/13 03:45 AM, Loki wrote:

At 8/17/13 03:40 AM, 24901miles wrote:

At 8/17/13 03:14 AM, Loki wrote: I own a Porsche Panamera GT 2011

Um, what? That's an $80,000 car. How the fuck did you afford that?

I have a life outside Newgrounds...

No, really. How did you afford an $80,000 car? I thought you were like 26.

At 8/17/13 03:14 AM, Loki wrote: I own a Porsche Panamera GT 2011

Um, what? That's an $80,000 car. How the fuck did you afford that?

At 8/17/13 02:36 AM, 24901miles wrote: a dark blue 66 Chevelle SS which pumps out 792 horsepower. I'll post a pic if I can find one

Got it. It's probably over 800 HP now lol. Don't know any of the other numbers, but I'm sure he tests it with NASCAR equipment.

At 8/17/13 02:30 AM, D-Nightmare wrote: Anyway, my favorite's the 1970 Chevelle SS. Gotta love a real big car with that much power.

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During High School I worked at a gas station & mechanic shop. My boss there had two jobs: Mechanic and NASCAR Pit Crew leader. He owns a dark blue 66 Chevelle SS which pumps out 792 horsepower. I'll post a pic if I can find one, he and that car have made the local papers a few times.

Wow. I've never seen one of those. The contrast between the chiseled design and light sine wave is crazy. I have to wonder who came up with that.

Since you said it: A non-BTTF Delorean

Camaros are fiiiiiine.

Would I be wrong in guessing you also like the classic Dodge Challengers?

What's your favorite classic car?

I like the mid 30s Auburn 851 Speedsters.

Paranoia looks awesome and I'm not black.

Chop nuts, blueb'reez on a platter
Picked em fresh
Extra flour, Bitch. Doesn't matter.
Sift it. Fresh.
Bitch I mix eight gallons batter
Freshhh.

Twenty-one pans stacked high
Greased with Crisco
This kitchen how we ride
Ain't a disco

These Muffin-huckers wanna step up
...Get shut down. Muffin-hucker it's a show down

[Jay Z raps about how damn fresh these muffins we bake are]

Forty-two pans stacked up
floor to the ceilin
We got enough back up
To huck muffins all weekend

These Muffin-huckers wanna step up
...Get shut down. Muffin-hucker it's a show down

Too many candy ass fairies think they're the "alpha male". It's utter bullshit. Even if humans had an alpha-beta system, it wouldn't be your pussy ass DG sunglasses wearing iron pumping skinny ass. It's probably some rich ass fucking Yakuza in Japan who pays martial artists could kick your ass in ten seconds to fight to the death in an underground arena whenever he's not palling around with Carlos Slim, wrestling bears with Putin, and hiring supermodels to lick his toes.

At 8/16/13 08:54 PM, Lemonardo wrote:

At 8/16/13 07:42 PM, 24901miles wrote: Alcor Life Extension Services

$200,000.00 — Whole Body Cryopreservation

($115,000 to the Patient Care Trust, $60,000 for cryopreservation, $25,000.00 to the CMS Fund).

$ 80,000.00 — Neurocryopreservation

($25,000 to the Patient Care Trust, $30,000 for cryopreservation, $25,000.00 to the CMS Fund).

I like how a fraction of what you pay is for what you're paying for.

IIRC the PCT is a large trust fund built from the fees taken from every customer. It's what they'll use to clone the patients and transfer as much of their consciousness as possible upon revival. Assuming that it takes a few decades, or even a century, for this technology to hit the market, the interest could even be invested in the biomedical industry. Only the $25,000 CMS Fund is being used for something other than the cryopreservation process itself.

Alcor Life Extension Services

$200,000.00 — Whole Body Cryopreservation

($115,000 to the Patient Care Trust, $60,000 for cryopreservation, $25,000.00 to the CMS Fund).

$ 80,000.00 — Neurocryopreservation

($25,000 to the Patient Care Trust, $30,000 for cryopreservation, $25,000.00 to the CMS Fund).

Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt faking a hilariously overdone dramatic scene for press photos

Works fine for me, brosef.

At 8/8/13 03:54 PM, Sekhem wrote: mexicans aren't white, alright

Yes they are. Mexicans are 10% descended from white Spaniards and various other white Europeans, 59% mixed white European with Natives, and about 29% of Native Americans.

At 8/16/13 11:01 AM, Boss wrote: i wipe the blood of of my philtrum. The dinposaur war rages on below me. The altitude of climbing to the top of the empire state building has given me a nose bleed. I load a cartridge into my cylinder launcher MK7.z and blast a bitch ass t rex. yes this is the hard life. i crack opena six pack and guzzle away. the cyber teradactyls come at night. that is when i climb into the building and barricade against the undead hordes within. its the good life for me and on sundays i fish for bass in the flood river

This might be the best post I've ever read.                                                                             

Well then.

Sounds like your self esteem is in the shitter and you have to use other people to judge your self worth.

They go off and kick rocks somewhere else because all the BBS regulars are stuck in an enormous circle jerk and only reply to a handful of users, unless the thread gives them a way to be extremely self-centered.

At 8/14/13 05:42 PM, Psycho666 wrote: Thats a load of whore's shit.

Bullshit. You probably worked at one of the 00.0001% of organic farms that doesn't abusively spray their crops with Pesticides and "Naturally Derived Chemicals" in order to sell at a premium.

hit the gym

At 8/15/13 09:16 PM, DarkMatter wrote:

At 8/15/13 09:13 PM, 24901miles wrote: That's a brilliant idea, except that it would eventually be fought against by anti-discrimination lawyers and then a lot of really hideous people would be walking the streets in their birthday suits.

Better to just buy a large tract of land and set up a nudist resort, or a spa of some kind where nudity is accepted.

Nah that's already been done, and that tends to be filled with old couples lol.

Aren't there Nude Beaches around the world which have strict rules for entry? Just make one of those. If there arent any, be the first.

That's a brilliant idea, except that it would eventually be fought against by anti-discrimination lawyers and then a lot of really hideous people would be walking the streets in their birthday suits.

Better to just buy a large tract of land and set up a nudist resort, or a spa of some kind where nudity is accepted.

Anyone can sign up for AP / Honors classes, you don't have to be bright. If you're not doing the work then what's the fucking point?

Worst song ever. Voting zero every time it enters my head.

I never are lunchables. I always had real food in a paper bag because my parents aren't money wasting consumer cows.

At 8/15/13 08:51 PM, Boomstick wrote: "thank god this is over" --TomFulp

"I fucking hate you guys. RIP Tom." --WadeFulp

I guess? Who wants to be fat tho?

Better to just inves in carbon nanotube/graphene companies and hope they can produce impact resistent fabrics within the next few decades. I want a bullet proof T Shirt that breathes like cotton.