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At 8/19/13 03:24 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Jaguar XJ13.

Partly because British, but mostly because goddamn is it fucking beautiful.

And love for the XK120?

You assume too much. You judge too much. You stereotype too much.

Not all teenagers are lying when they open their mouths.

A group of people doing the same thing to rebel doesn't mean they're taking social cues from whatever they're rebelling against. If a teenage boy is growing his hair out, he's not conforming to what broad society wants him to be. If other peers are doing the same thing in tandem, they have strength in numbers, but it's still not conforming.

How do you know they're spending their parents money? How do you know they're not working their asses off to get money to buy clothes? How do you know they're not stealing them? Or buying the fabric and sewing it themselves? Maybe they don't want to walk around wearing Tactical Gear and Nazi Armbands like you obviously want them to.

Fat doesn't turn into muscle. Fat gets burned while you're building muscle.

You're unpopular because you;'re a racist redneck who wears military gear and thinks he's the next Hitler.

At 8/19/13 01:06 AM, RoadWarrior wrote: jelly beans are gross

I think the last jelly bean I had was earwax flavor from those harry potter jelly beans

That's what makes them fun. If you want to taste fruit, eat fruit. Jelly Beans should have bizarre flavored you can't quite put your finger on—like "brick wall", "dried habanero", and "elephant sweat".

At 8/19/13 12:39 PM, Luis wrote: You should never meet with people from the internet!

It's true. They will rape you every time.

Guys, you need to see this film.

Don't listen to her, Shauna. She's just jelly belly.

Earwax

At 8/17/13 11:27 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: Nobody likes Saab

Never really saw a Saab I liked. I grew up with mostly Volvo people and had to listen to a lot of Saab-bashing in high school. My cousin had a Saab, though, I'm not a bigot.

507 Mechanical Movements, 1868, Henry T. Brown

full text on Google Books
Website with a few animations

At 8/18/13 09:55 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: I want to hone my skills so I can make awesome shit.

This is more or less a dry run for something bigger.
When I have more time down the line (a few years) and my skills improve, I am going to make a Cosplay of a Handyman from Bioshock Infinite.

Dude, that's awesome! Do you have a favorite Robot? Or Powered Exosuit? Or animatronic/prop from a film?

Eets cool, meng.

What's this for?

I like it!

What are you using for wire and actuation? Why are you using hinges for the connection from the palm to the fingers? You should retool the palm to have a more dexterous range. Palms can expand and contract to move fingers.

At 8/18/13 04:21 PM, Jester wrote:

At 8/18/13 01:24 PM, 24901miles wrote:

You oughtn't use the nonsense phrase, Equal Divided by Equal:

I will do as I please, you son of a bitch.

Deputies, arrest this man at once.

At 8/18/13 02:03 PM, Cynical-Charlotte wrote: From a scholarly standpoint, it is obvious these people are speaking about the same catastrophe. The basic story is not confined to one area of the world, but every inhabited continent. While certain elements differ, the theme of judgment by water, the sparing of a select people, and a specific vessel/barge is undeniably prominent. Perhaps we should acknowledge the possibility that there remains some truth in the history passed down through the generations.

From a scholarly standpoint, you are selling an agenda. Why are these stories necessarily all derived from the same event, or catastrophe? It is much more reasonable to assume that major floods around the world threatened individual cultures and those cultures reacted by telling stories which would teach their young how to prepare for the worst. Without archaeological evidence for a worldwide flood, without any evidence that all flood myths originated from one event, why would anyone on this forum take your word for it?

At 8/18/13 01:33 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a cup of coffee and a pound of sugar.

Granted, The coffee burns your hands and the sugar rots your teeth. With burned hands you can't brush, and you get pocked enamel.

At 8/18/13 01:33 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for Tom Jane to be back as the Punisher in Avengers 2.

Aficionados.

Granted, but he's been in a horseback riding accident and is left paraplegic.

At 8/18/13 01:24 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for something that isn't shit.

Someone throws a grenade into your house, destroying your favorite things.

I wish this coffee wasn't watered down.

For too long, NGers have suffered agonizing Unicode oppression at the hands of the server. Things have changed on Newgrounds. Now that we can use Unicode to put nuance into every cock joke, it's time we started taking advantage of the opportunity.

If you want to say that something is equal to another thing, this is the mathematical symbol you would use is the Equal Sign:

=

If you want to say that something is not equal to another thing, the mathematical symbol to use is the Not Equal Sign:

≠

This character is available using the alt+NumPad input system and the code 8800.

If you cannot use the NumPad for some reason, you may also use the programming phrase which is equal to Not Equal:

!=

You oughtn't use the nonsense phrase, Equal Divided by Equal:

=/=

Summary,

=/= ≠ !=

Equal Divided by Equal is Not Equal to Not Equal

For more Mathematical Operators, click here.

Tommaso, Italian millionaire cat, playboy, Roma celebrity

Video threads should be allowed if the video's author is the person making the thread. That would cut down on all the "look @ this funny video" type posts while allowing cleverer Wriggle/Bendaninja-type crusaders to share their wit and talent.

The last classic I *almost* blew 2k to buy and didn't because 2K was a lot for me back then:

VW Karmann Ghia convertible

Forget Shyamalan. This guy's the next Spielberg.

At 8/17/13 03:21 PM, C-Hawk wrote: Porsche 365A Roadster, créme.

Classy.

I know Koenigsegg isn't old enough to have any classics, but I'm posting this anyway. Koenigsegg is awesome. They'll be a classic when I'm an old fart.

Inside Koenigsegg.

Jesus was an anti-establishment Jew from a very poor family. He advocated strongly for the redistribution of wealth, strengthening of moral values, and construction of a level society. He was crucified because he was a threat to the local government.

He probably would have been a Socialist and an Activist; not an American Liberal or an American Conservative.

At 8/17/13 01:49 PM, Asandir wrote: If you want to support Newgrounds though, feel free to tell everyone you know that they should join the site.

I've been doing that since 2003. That's why HotDiggedyDemon, Evark, and a few others are here.

At 8/17/13 04:15 AM, Asandir wrote: All commercial dress up games get instantly unpublished, with enjoydressup being the biggest offender.

You're destroying potential Newgrounds revenue when you eliminate low quality shovelware like Dress-up Games. The reason people keep submitting Shovelware is that it gets a lot of hits. More hits, more ad revenue, higher quality site.

I can barely remember what it looked like. All I remember is "Pavement gray" with "Police Tape yellow".

At 8/17/13 11:15 AM, Entice wrote: Like half these pics are 3D renders
Get real photographs you boobs

You're right. 3 out of 24 are renders, and that's 3 too many.

At 8/17/13 12:48 PM, HolidayJester wrote: I'll drive by the club like, Sup Bitches

Rat Rods.