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Perhaps it's just me, but does anyone else not get aroused or even a slight boner when dancin with a girl? I dont mean swing shit, I mean real going wild bust a nut dancin..the shit you get at the clubs.

At 12/5/07 09:34 PM, absyrd wrote: I would rejoice when the moment finally came, why the hell did you destroy your printer once it finally installed?

Frustration

I bought a new printer yesterday and took it home to install it. It was a pretty nice HP inkjet that cost me 200 dollars, but after hearing from a few friends it was reliable for about a year, i bought it. Setting it up was hell. I have 3 computers in my network and unfortunately one of them is a PC running windows xp. I saved this one for last because it always results in headaches if you try to do anything on it. My 2 Macs set up perfectly, seeing it on the network as soon as I plugged in, but Windows decided to be a little bitch with me. I tried to set it up on my own, but that didn't work. I read the instructions and attempted it again, with no luck. I went to Windows troubleshooting, and they said my problem was not able to be troubleshot (past tense?).
So I wound up tinkering with every option for a total of 2 hours, downloading the printer drivers, restarting my network, etc... After finally setting it right, I printed a test page to see if it was running correctly. The page successfully came out, and the first line printed on the paper was
"Congratulations! If you can read this, you have successfully installed your printer"
I was so fucking frustrated that when I read that line, a wave of hate and anger hit me full force, and I screamed FUCK extremely loud, picked up the brand new printer, and slammed it on the ground as hard as I could, breaking it into a million pieces and spilling ink all over my carpet.
I fucking hate windows.

I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT INFRONT OF HER TITS!

name them all buttfuck and dildo saggins...kthx

At 2/4/07 11:22 PM, Harry-Feltersnach wrote: maybe its ralphie may

yeah thats him....dont know where i got john penet from...thanks

At 2/4/07 11:22 PM, FuckYouInTheAss wrote: Did he say anything about being on a Play or something and being a chick?

IF thats the case I know who you're talking about.

God forbid you would leave his name so i could confirm it or not....lol

No its not him....I dont like him anyways.

He wore a silver suit when he was on comedy central

That is sometimes played on comedy central. He is a really big fat white guy and is extremely hilarious. I think his name is John Penet but nothing comes up on google with that. Anyone know the correct name?

He did some bits about italian food and having a heart attack on stage...if that helps

I am addicted to WoW. Its great.

johnbwalton
illidan
alliance

ill be on this weeked zomg

o ya im also a noggaholic

kthxbai(noobpost_)

At 8/13/06 02:06 AM, DiarrheaSalesman wrote: ive seen other photo shops on here that are cool!!! like one it really looked like he was in a video game!!! plz do like that! and this other one he looked like mario!!! i wanna be like mario!! itw ill be cool and then ill show my friends the cool pics thanks agian!!!

Oh my god, please stop coming here. Its for your own good. Once you mature, hopefully not into a lively NG'er, you will realize that the humor presented on Newgrounds is for perverted people, or people that can handle it. I do not want you to sell your soul to the internet as I have, its not a good turnout. Just stop posting.

sex is cool im in

Countless hours on the phone with David
Could it be more than friendship
I dont know if it is, but i dont want to jinx it
Could he be my soulmate
And now the love of my life
Mary thinks I'm gay

*steel drum solo*

Snakes on a Planestrider

I win the internets

All i can think about is these sexy fingers in ron's large gaping vaginal cavity.

Ale and Whores for everyone! Huzzah!

At 8/18/06 02:40 AM, lollerskaters wrote

You know what they do to people like you in prison? The stomp your head in. And after they kill you, you will go to hell where you be raped by assorted flaming sharp things until the end of time.

Such a probable answer from a disgruntled NG user. Even your name exclaims it, "lollerskaters". I suppose you accept the least in all aspects of your life, without taking any pride. Perhaps you should reconsider your ethics before joining a community like such. If you need an example of what I mean, look at the poster below you. His signature says "Fuck His Head" with popular childrens icons. GTFO my internet.

I just got all you noobs riled up with some stupid ass thread. +1 respect for making a 2 page long topic.

Well, that was enjoyable. I hope you understand the nescessity of this situation NG. She needed it more than me, shes only 12 and has'nt had sex yet! This should be considered an initiation into an intimate life for her.

So I am laying in my sisters bed right now on her laptop. She is asleep next to me and I am ever so slowly moving her hand down to my penis. Before I complete this act, do you think it is eithical, and that I should do so? It might seem a little strange that I find feel this so erotic and pleasuring, but she will never know, and it doesnt hurt her.

link plzzz

Someone link it please. Its where my sig is from, i just cant remember the specefic name. It was defiantely something like Photoshop Me!

link plz, kthxbai

WTF mods, why is this locked.

44 pages, and it gets locked. WHY?? :'(

You have the worst analogies ever, and have no intellect whatsoever. Not all mexicans are illegal, and so what if they danced on our flag, its just symbolic of patriotism. Example: the reason why we look to the flag when the Pledge of Allegience is said. Notice the name Allegience, which means loyalty to the country and patriotism, and the thought of protecting our country no matter what means. The Pledge doesn't mean that we are loyal to the flag, and would die protecting it, or make idiotic cries about it on the Interwebz.

Please, grow up, and let the beaners do what they want, the president sure doesn't give a damn about the border issue, so why should you?

Stupid Conservatives.

Lol Hugo Weaving Raped Me Yesterday

I are Cornelius, Fucking Giddy-Up!

yoou aer stupid

you haev dubm desistions

At 8/2/06 01:12 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: I want to put a latex pussy on the outside of your asshole and go mining for dobiogold.

You saw your brother and sister having sex...STFU.

This is for you.

I had a dream around age 4 that I still remember. I was riding my tricycle down the street I live on, heading towards my grandma's house. I see my sister and her friend on their bikes ahead of me so I start speading up to catch them, and when they see me the start laughing, but soon start screaming. They speed up to about 40 mph (on bikes with training wheels) and go home. I was like wtf? so i turn around and there is T-rex chasing me. I start peddling as fast as I can and manage to go faster than it. This really pisses it off, so it kicks rocks at me whch break the plastic axels on my tricycle. Then I start crying and my mom came in and took me down to her room.

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