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At 10/23/09 10:04 AM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Seriously, wtf, so your not allowed to be naked in your house, then where can you be naked?

There are laws about babies being born naked now, they need to be born with clothes.

Protip: Only admit to controversial things like that when you know about the consiquences before-hand.

At 10/22/09 09:32 AM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: Avenged Sevenfold - Avenged Sevenfold

Avenged Sevenfold - Avenged Sevenfold - Avenged Sevenfold - Avenged Sevenfold

Have to agree. I could listen to that over and over and over.

Wow. Maybe I'll get sued next time I sing along to Muse.

At 10/17/09 07:43 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 10/17/09 07:41 PM, ertysproductions wrote: This is how I distinct religion from science. Religion is believing, science is knowing.

You'd hold a valid point if the majority of science is theory based, not factual.

Twat.

The "it's a theory" thing is old.

At 10/20/09 03:41 PM, Proottalfain wrote: The herbivore developed a stronger jaw but remained with a small brain, since plants aren't a challenge to find.

Ooh, this'll be a giggle to taunt a few veggies with!

Anyway, I respect them, but if they get in my face and that I'd just tell them to fuck off. The only veggies I eat are potatoes, and if I cut off them, I wouldn't start saying "oh yeah, I'm a carnivore" either. Like all humans, I am still an omnivore down to biological design.

At 10/20/09 04:15 PM, Sawke wrote: you'd think guys would be in to a girl who likes comics, movies, and videogames but no....HAR HAR HAR SO FOOLISH!

oh right it's because i'm an asshole....siigh...

Oh, I know what kinda girl you're on about.

I'm so witty.

From calculator web browsing to pornography... hmm...

Tried it, but no dice. Don't mind me, I've got the logic of a braindead chipmunk.

You'd have a job, but you're welcome to try.

Those look fucking amazing to play, but I don't think I'll be shelling out more than £200 for musical supplies anytime soon.

I completely agree with protecting people because of discrimination. But one of these quotes just set off a spark.

Ms Szrodecki said: "This is a very common event - someone being beaten up should be a crime."

It is already a crime. Since when was it legal to fucking assault somebody?

I'd get bullied.

The only thing that's truly came across as "hard" for me is an essay on Educating Rita. Everything else was lack of actually bothering to go over it again and forgetting.

At 10/19/09 05:37 AM, Sawke wrote: yes it gets much better. Give new moon a try and if still doesnt interest you leave it. It's really a love hate thing. Either you love romance or you hate it. Or you can just barely tolerate it.

I'm a sucker for romance stories, but the fans of this make me more scared of reading it than they should.

I'd bring an air-powered bass guitar with inbuild amplifier and unbreakable strap!

People ask me if I'm a vampire. Wait, that's not an ethnicity is it...

Straightners, EVERY TIME. I always seem to catch my ears (not clamped in, fortunately) when straightening my sides. If it weren't for those cowlicks and kiss curls I could avoid that, but oh no, I have super curly hair that sticks out in one side! God, halfway Russel Brand style that's completely natural and not as long!

I love how they replayed the pram rolling off into the track over and over again.

Pounding faces into arses sounds fun, but so do aids fires.

It's not just religious people. People feel sadness when their loved ones pass away, because they know that it's a last goodbye and apart from that, there's nothing else too it really.

Death is a new end and a new beginning to a constant work of events, which has no beginning nor an end.

At 10/14/09 09:31 PM, Blush wrote: WEll that's pretty cool. I think that you may want to let the cat run around for a day or so and get used to the place before you let her meet the other cats.

Yeah, I've had 2 kittens from the same mother, and they just got into fights with the older cats. Let them get to know the place first.

At 10/14/09 03:46 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: What were they supposed to do go on the wrong side of the road?

It's called observing the road, looking for pedestrians, and breaking softly so that the water doesn't get other people wet.

Yeah, it's happened. It broken my phone AND MP3, and finally, soaked 2 of my books. English, and maths. I don't think you should be done in for it, but I still think something should be done about it.

Feel the wrath of catboy! Made from cheap bits from Afflecks Palace! Might pull up some materials and get sewing and shit though, for a bigger thing. You know, for the sake of it.

At 10/13/09 02:30 AM, Fyndir wrote: Hype.

Hilariously well thought out advert.

That advert was fucking amazing. Probably the porniest advert I've ever seen.

A better question is who the fuck collars their kids.

I do the all-fours thing on the balls of my toes... at home. Otherwise I just do the balls of my toes thing, I don't like getting funny looks.

Cancer is shitty, but some things just go too far.

Wierd. I know, its spelt Weird, but the first spelling seems to make more sense to me. Fuck those nazis.