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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 10/25/07 12:09 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 10/24/07 09:28 PM, TheThing wrote:
Oh, and I got a fake out on critters. I sent my story in last week so it can join the queue, and when I saw this (below), I got excited, then confused, then sad. I thought they might have just had a server mix up and changed my name. But alas, I opened it up and found it wasn't my "The Sword"

Heh, yeah I can see how at a glance you'd get super excited. I've had that happen a couple of times with different things.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 10/24/07 07:45 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 10/23/07 06:59 AM, Phantom wrote: Speaking of writing, how many people here find it too bothersome to proof read one of your own long stories and would rather give it to someone else who's educated and can inspect it for you. I know I have a person I love using, a NG user who proof reads all my work so it is presentable, mostly because while my English is decent, there are always the smallest details in language use even I fail to notice and he does, but he lacks the creativity to write stories, so we collaborate and I write the plot, he makes it readable :)

I'm really particular about who reads my stories. I let my dad read my first amateur novel and he didn't even finish reading it before he said it was too linear. Plus it has some lesbian content and dad's not a big fan of homosexuality. Both of my parents say I write wonderfully, but I personally think I stink. =/


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 10/18/07 10:05 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 10/17/07 06:24 PM, TheThing wrote:
I'm the opposite; I've got to do too much, so I can't spend my time writing. I wish I could though. But that critters site is giving me a lot of practice in reviewing.

My brain keeps bringing me new ideas and it's annoying. Oh, and sorry to take this off-topic for a second, but what does the fortune in your signature say? All I can make out is: "Fortune cookie predicts +1"


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 10/17/07 09:35 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

To all you writers I suggest checking out www.writersdigest.com It's got some great tips and if you sign up for the newsletter you get some great articles about writing and how to get better.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 10/15/07 11:30 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Oooh yay, drama. Anyways, I've started a fanfic for House. I'll post it later on my userpage.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 10/12/07 12:48 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 10/11/07 08:16 AM, Zodir wrote: Hey Housefan, that was a pretty nice story. And I'd like to say one thing, You need to make a new paragraph whenever someone new is talking. Example:

Bob said, "Let's go to the movies."
(New Paragraph)
"Why not?" replied Bill.

I've always written like how I did with that. And that story is from years ago. I suppose if I made a new paragraph everytime someone new spoke, my pages would be a lot longer. XD

anywho...yeah...


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 10/10/07 07:22 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I used to write fantasy, but I moved more towards real-life. People say I have the imagination for fantasy and sci-fi. -shrug- I just dunno. I found this beauty in my virtual archives. What do ya'll think?

The forest was quiet and peaceful during the times of winter. Snow rested in the boughs of the trees and on the forest floor. The snow was a pure white, when the sun hit it the snow would blind one that saw it.

Past the muffled forest was a castle. This castle was tall and the largest in the land. Not even the King knew all of the secret passages. The King was young, only 32. His wife was a prize indeed. The Queen was a year younger at thirty-one. However, she looked in her mid-twenties, perhaps younger. Her hair was a light brown and her eyes a lovely caramel. She was curved in all of the right places and she demanded perfection. She was tall, making her all the more beautiful. She was at least three-fourths of a head taller than her husband.

Queen Joanne was never cruel. She was always kind to everyone, be they the lowliest slave or the highest bishop. This kindness made her very popular in the kingdom.

That winter she was pregnant, almost full term. According to the midwife Joanne was to have a baby girl. Joanne and King Rupert Avrilian still hadn't figured out a name for their daughter. There was only two days until their daughter would enter the world.

In the late afternoon a guard entered the room with news of a visitor. "Let him in," Rupert said. Joanne was lying in the bed, her enlarged stomach prominent. Rupert sat beside his wife on the bed as a man entered. He wore a fur coat and a robe of emerald color.

"My Lord, my Lady. It has come to my attention that you are expecting a child," the stranger said. "Yes we are. She shall be born in two days," Rupert said. The stranger held up a hand. "That is where you are wrong my Lord. You are to have a son," the stranger said. Rupert sat up. "Who are you? Why are you here?" Rupert said. "My name is Balthazar. I am a warlock and come from the land across the ocean," the man said.

"It has come to our attention that your son carries a disease within him. This disease is deadly and is highly contagious. If he isn't treated quickly after he is born, he will die and the disease will spread throughout the kingdom like wildfire. I must ask of you to allow me to take him to my home to treat him. If not, I will have to take him by force," Balthazar said. His emerald eyes sparkled as he watched the expectant parents. Everything he said was a lie.

He had come because the child in Joanne's womb was a sorcerer. His job was whenever a sorcerer was identified, he was to find him or her and take them to the land of Kilian. "Is that a threat sir?" asked Rupert. "I am merely saying that the disease your son carries could wipe out your entire kingdom in less than two weeks," Balthazar replied. "Why has it not affected my wife?" asked Rupert. "She is immune to it because she houses the boy. Her immunity nullifies its affects and keeps it from spreading to others," replied Balthazar, clasping his hands before him.

"Very well. You may stay in the castle until my wife gives birth. You may take our son to your homeland to heal him and rid him of this horrid disease," Rupert said, scratching his light brown beard.

Balthazar's eyes flicked to the books on the bed and hid a smile. "If I may, may I suggest a name for your son?" Balthazar said, his gaze going back to the couple. "Of course," Joanne spoke for the first time. "Renar Asrilo," Balthazar said. "Very well, Renar Asrilo it is," Joanne said. Balthazar bowed and slid out of the room quickly, hiding a smile.

Balthazar took Renar Asrilo Avrilian away two days later. Balthazar fed the boy with cow's milk as he traveled with the child. Renar was a quiet child, sleeping most of the trip. Balthazar brought him before the Kilian council after a couple months of traveling. The council was in meeting for over three hours while Balthazar waited with the child. As he waited he watched as a child of a mere three years of age walked past, literally walking on air. Balthazar had learned levitation at two years of age. He scoffed to himself as he continued to watch the child walk along. The youth was still wobbly as he walked, meaning he was the same on the ground.

Balthazar looked up as the child's caretaker came over and picked the child up, reprimanding him with a harsh slap on the thigh. The child began to bawl and the two walked off. Balthazar shook his head and glanced at the sleeping child in his arms. Renar was sleeping peacefully wrapped up in his blanket.

"Balthazar, they have made their decision," came the voice of the female warlock at the door. Balthazar nodded and stood. He entered the council chambers and bowed. "The child is to spend the first thirteen years here in the castle. On his fourteenth birthday he is to assigned to you, Balthazar, as your apprentice," the oldest of the warlocks said. "Sir, I already have an apprentice," Balthazar said, surprised. "Johs is dead as far as you're concerned Balthazar. He has turned evil, you no longer have the right to call him your pupil," the Master Warlock said. Balthazar's eyes widened slightly but he nodded. "Of course sir. It shall be done as you request."

The Master Warlock nodded and Balthazar left. "Where is Jolani?" asked Balthazar to the female warlock. Jolani was the caretaker of the students under three years of age. "She's right behind you sir," the warlock replied. Balthazar turned and closed his eyes in shock. He opened them and shook his head. "Don't do that Jolani," Balthazar growled. "I apologize Balthazar. This must be Renar Asrilo Avrilian," Jolani said, taking the boy from Balthazar's arms. "Yes, it is. His time in the castle is the usual time, thirteen years," Balthazar said. Jolani nodded. "Of course. Goodbye Balthazar," Jolani said and walked off with the child.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 10/08/07 10:16 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Curse this writer's block! And I looked at my stuff over the last week, I suck at writing -.-


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 10/04/07 01:17 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 10/4/07 08:15 AM, Zodir wrote:
At 10/4/07 05:38 AM, Satayu wrote: Hello,I will join this club because ,I like to post this board.I don't good in English but I interest in this club. I think in future. It will have writting contest .
Ok, Satayu, we probably know that "I ungood at en-glish" is an act, and if it is not, this is a writer's club, and most writers want GOOD GRAMMAR. So stop the act or go to school and learn about grammar.

It looks like a babblefish translation to me. Very much like one in fact, like Japanese to English probably. Most likely he/she is not a native English speaker.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/28/07 07:41 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I'm sorry Phantom. Here, have a cookie. And I'm still stuck on my damn story! >_<


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/27/07 10:42 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Were you having a bad day Phantom? Geeze.

At 9/26/07 09:45 PM, MonkeyV wrote: and 1housefan, i was talking about KH2, because there is this really annoying person that keeps saying "ya' know?". i guess more people say that than i thought.

It's pretty common where I live. I use it a lot.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/26/07 10:06 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 9/25/07 05:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: "You've got about 4 godamned stories to finish already. Now get your ass back to Word and start typing."

That's what I have to tell myself. XD

And I only ask for comments because otherwise I don't know if people are reading the story.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/25/07 10:13 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Only two comments on my userpage? ;_; I'm sad.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/24/07 09:39 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

There's a book out about the girlfriend of a Nazi officer being in a lesbian relationship. I forget what it's called. It's supposed to be non-fiction i believe. And no, it wasn't open. In my story the main character and her lover aren't flaunting it either. They can't. The main character is Himmler's protege. If it got out she was in a lesbian relationship, they'd both be beheaded or worse. And the main character already has a couple strikes against her (Befriending a jewish child, getting drunk in public)

There is a book called the Pink Triangle by Richard Plant which is a book about homosexuals in Nazi Germany.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/23/07 11:02 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 9/23/07 12:04 AM, MonkeyV wrote:

1housefan, i have a feeling you have been playing kingdom hearts lately.

ya'know?

What makes ya think I've been playing KH? I've not played it for months. =/ Unless I don't understand your meaning.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/23/07 10:59 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 9/19/07 03:39 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 9/18/07 04:46 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 9/18/07 04:36 PM, TheThing wrote:
And I think I can see a lesbian love scene,
One fucking controversy per month, that's how writing works.
Well, add it in October. lol, just kidding. What I really meant was to just stop before anything actually happens. But if you don't want one, by all means, don't add it. It'll probably just fuck up the story, because shit like that never really went down in the 1940's.

Actually it did. Read some history books mate. Herr Rohm was a homosexual and he was in Hitler's inner circle. He was killed for it. Trust me, homosexuality isn't new.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/21/07 09:38 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I know a guy who speaks Japanese almost fluently. I used to be able to draw Vegeta. You should get in touch with Akira Toriyama. :D He's awesome.

Anyways...story is being put on hold for a little. Sometimes I'll sit there for thirty minutes like it says in my writer's idea book and try to be productive, but it's hard. I still think of my friend. And today on LIVE someone said my friend died of cancer to get away from me. I know it's just an idiot being an ass, but it still hurt y'know?


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/20/07 03:23 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 9/18/07 04:36 PM, TheThing wrote: Fuck! I forgot the review. Oh well, it's here now.

I think it's a great story, but it feels unfinished. I get the meaning, but there is so much more this beginning has to offer. I say keep working on it, and it'll be even better.

You mean mine right?


And I think I can see a lesbian love scene, although it is colliding with flashbacks to my own controversially sex scene. (And that story got requested for a sequal, bitches!)

There was one earlier but it wasn't very long. The stuff I've posted is the latest stuff I've written. It actually started with the main character working at a death camp.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/18/07 10:31 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 9/17/07 06:38 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 9/17/07 07:46 AM, 1Housefan wrote:
Cool, I'm reading it as I post this. WWII has been done, so I'm interested to see any twists or things to shake up the old "Hitler is bad, let's kill some Germans" scenario.

Well considering it is seen from the side of the Germans...you won't see much of 'Hitler is bad, kill some Germans.' I wanted to write about the opposite side, there aren't too many novels about the German side of the war.

I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe, when you feel better, you could write a story for him. Make him the star and write something that he would like. It's tough losing a friend, and sometimes you find it hard to think about him not being there. But you have to live on without him; you can't wallow in the past, otherwise you'll never be able to continue living your life.

I'm not sure I'd be able to do something like that for a while.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/17/07 07:46 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Ok, I fixed the paragraphs of my story on my userpage.

Also, I don't think I'm going to write much for a little while. I just found out a friend of mine from high school died of cancer last week, and it's hit me pretty hard. He was a great guy, always kind and courteous. Unfortunately I cannot/could not attend the funeral, though I wish I could. I've been crying off and on since I found out last night.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/16/07 11:40 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Comment my story on my userpage or I'll be a sad panda.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/14/07 08:00 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Okay, a few of the paragraphs before the ones I posted earlier are on my userpage. Check it out. (Warning: Lesbian undertones and Nazi-ness)


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/14/07 07:53 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 9/13/07 02:28 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 9/12/07 09:51 PM, 1Housefan wrote: Still no one has commented on my piece of story. Is it honestly that bad? =/
It was surprisingly good, I was impressed at how well you stretched small actions over a long period of time in writing. Keep it up.

Thanks, that's a lot coming from you. :) I might put some earlier paragraphs on my userpage.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/12/07 09:51 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Still no one has commented on my piece of story. Is it honestly that bad? =/

I give up on the whole banning debate. Though I will say perhaps a better approach TheThing could have made is put it on his userpage and link to it here with a sufficient warning. If that had been done, none of this would be going on. Just my thoughts anyhow.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/12/07 10:21 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I also don't think...for lack of a better term, porn, is the best way to display a person's skills. There are many authors I have read who even though they are leading to a sex scene, they skip it altogether and show the characters waking up the next day.

But I confess I have written sex scenes myself, but I don't post them on a public board such as this where you never know what age people really are. I see the writer's club as being family friendly, at least to a point.

Just my thoughts really. But if you quit Phantom, I think you are quitting for the wrong reasons.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/12/07 07:39 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I believe the reason is because we're all different ages on here. Plus there was no real warning from what I can see. Personally I think the ban is worthy.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/11/07 05:40 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I rather liked it. It's definitely my cup of tea, military.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/11/07 09:38 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Now you gotta give back Phantom. I've gotten zero comments on my few paragraphs.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/10/07 11:07 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

It was very long Phantom. I skimmed through it. Looks okay to me. Not my cup of tea though. The genre anyways.


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Topic: Writers Club

Posted: 09/09/07 10:00 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 9/9/07 07:08 PM, gunground wrote: Honestly, i have a point where i accept some storys as jus to be thought of humor. However, this particular "story" i do not find funny at all. I'm sorry, but i'm going have to deny your request in.

It's basically a parody of Barbir Girl by Aqua. How was my story? I'd like some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. I was told I suck as a writer yesterday...so...yeah.


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