At 11/18/06 10:24 PM, LightMemories wrote:

At 11/18/06 09:51 PM, 1337Ranson wrote: Or like, I've always wondered if a chinese people is into other chinese could they just look at themselves in a mirror (I know they don't have mirrors in china, just saying) then like does that also make them gay? Becuase they are looking at another chiense person sooooooooo

WTF?

I'm chinese and i don't get what your saying.....

Okay, I understand what you're saying but let me ask you this? Do YOU look at yourself in the mirror? Point made!

At 11/18/06 10:02 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 11/18/06 10:01 PM, 1337Ranson wrote:

At 11/18/06 09:54 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 11/18/06 09:48 PM, 1337Ranson wrote: My Uncle was in Vietnam.

What does that have to do with anything?

Well it's relevant. You know? Current events history.

Learn something.

Yes, but this isn't about war. It's making fun of extremists in the Islamic religion. The Vietnam War was dealing with the government of Vietnam. Not any particular group.

What? First of all Vietnam is a country, second of all they have religion too so. Anyway no one was talking about war except YOU! I said my uncle was in vietnam I never said anything about a war. WHY DON'T YOU READ THE WHOLE THREAD!

does anyone know ewhere i can find some inuyasha hentai? I'm not gay

At 11/18/06 10:01 PM, LTmatt wrote:

No doi

Mulsim is to emo as car is to bus

duhhhh

No doi

1337Ranson is to shit headed dumbfuck as hand is to glove

duhhhh

Well that was rude and didn't add to the discussion!

At 11/18/06 09:54 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 11/18/06 09:48 PM, 1337Ranson wrote: My Uncle was in Vietnam.

What does that have to do with anything?

Well it's relevant. You know? Current events history.

Learn something.

At 11/18/06 09:56 PM, Earfetish wrote:

At 11/18/06 09:54 PM, 1337Ranson wrote: headscarves

'Emo' does not mean 'Muslim' by any stretch of the imagination. Very rarely do I see Muslim Emos, or Memos.

No doi

Mulsim is to emo as car is to bus

duhhhh

At 11/18/06 09:38 PM, Redface wrote: Oh, Look at me, the devil's advocate you might call me. "but red teh emos r gya an they complane bout evrythin. if u protect dem den ur gay 2!"

Ah, Yes. We all know that emos are "whiners" and how they complain about their problems and attempt suicide over minor details. Believe me, these guys are slim pickin' when it comes to the scum that infests newgrounds. Their anti-popular attiudes and general distaste for other humans is enough to make me puke.

Look here, over 40+ pages about how every thing sucks. Nothing is sacred. Every Music band you've ever liked, ever listened to and even bands you've never heard of. I love how these fucks never start threads like these for the sake of intelligent debate. Are you fucking serious? Why do that when it's much more fun to just stomp on people's personal opinions. And there's even more bitching in the form of what they hate.

over 140+ pages of whiny bitching about what they hate. If that's not emo, I don't know what is.

Look I like emos, okaaaaay? But sometimes I just think that if you come to a country then you have to be that country too because you can't go around driving and then drive on the left side of the road because that is the same thing as wearing a mulsim hood you know?

so yeah I think it's okay to be one but why would you be in american and be an emo when this is america so y not be american?

At 11/18/06 09:50 PM, cr0mium wrote:

At 11/18/06 09:48 PM, 1337Ranson wrote: My Uncle was in Vietnam.

fuck your faggot uncle's ass go whine to the SA faggots

Look, I'm just saying. My uncle was in Vietnam.

OKAY?!???????

At 11/12/06 02:41 AM, MidnyteRayne wrote: I wanna know, if a chick is like, into other chicks, does she just look at herself in a mirror naked?

Or like, I've always wondered if a chinese people is into other chinese could they just look at themselves in a mirror (I know they don't have mirrors in china, just saying) then like does that also make them gay? Becuase they are looking at another chiense person sooooooooo

My Uncle was in Vietnam.

im athiest deal with it

hey im mr burnz get outa da way
what the heck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkgFw7i-WE

This is some video I found on youtube and I must say it is the scariest/funniest thing i have ever seen. Its a little long but watch it the whole way through and I gaurantee you'll be in stitches.

come on dont any of you guys care about this awesome new footage?

At 8/5/06 09:11 PM, RobTheDemented wrote:

At 8/5/06 09:05 PM, 1337Ranson wrote: http://homersbrokenheart.ytmnd.com/
http://margemarge.ytmnd.com/
http://breakingmyheart.ytmnd.com/

No, you will leave Newgrounds, and do something productive with your life.

im mr burns get outa da way
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heres my new super hereo

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http://homersbrokenheart.ytmnd.com/
http://margemarge.ytmnd.com/
http://breakingmyheart.ytmnd.com/

No online RPG is free because they drain your soul as you play them. thread destroyed.

At 8/5/06 08:43 PM, SunChipsClock wrote: Very funny you retard.

MAARRRRRRGE YOUR BREAKING MY HEARRRRRRRRRRT!

All new footage from the soon to be released Simpsons movie can be found at this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkgFw7i-WE

So far I think its looking pretty good and I can't wait to see how the movie turns out.

So about a year ago I was working as a valet parking attendant at a really upscale restaurant. I had been there for several months and had really gotten the hang of things. Or so I thought.

One night, the most gorgeous woman pulled up to our restaurant. There were two other valets parking cars that night Robert and Sam. Now, These guys were probably the best friends I had ever had. We always kind of had this friendly rivalry going to see who could park the most cars in one night and thus, get the most money in tips. So, this car pulls up and we all go running as fast as we can because it had been a real slow night and none of us were doing good on tips.

I beat them to it and out comes this beautiful girl. Long blonde hair 36-24-36. I mean she was great. So as she gets out she hands me the keys and gives me this real flirtatious glance. She walks in and I park her car. So for the next hour while she's in their eating (apparently, she was there for a birthday party) I couldn't stop thinking about her.

In fact, when she finally came out I was so nervous trying to think of the right thing to say. I just new that even though there was this beautiful rich girl and I was just a valet that if I just said the right thing I'd be in.

So I go off and get her car for her once she comes out and as I'm driving it over to her my hands are like really sweating, my mouth is dry, even my stomach is turning. I manage to get out of the car and hand her the keys when she looks at me with all seriosness and says "This is not my car, you brought the wrong one."

At this point, everyone, Robert, Sam, her friends from the birthday party and even my manager who had happened to walk out were laughing hysterically. I was so embarrassed I just felt my stomach sink to my feet. Then, without warning, I popped this massive boner. It ripped right through my pants and impaled this girl right through the eye. I sat there with my dick, soaked in blood, still wedged through her skull as her lifeless body slumped to the ground and people are yelling and screaming and I just say "Sorry ma'am, I must have misplaced your car. But I'll keep my "EYE" out for it."

The next day I was fired which really sucked. It was really embarrassing but looking back now, I can't stop laughing about it all. I will never misplace a car again.

http://mediamatters.org/

It doesn't matter because the only good song in the history of music is "For those about to rock" by AC/DC

Your Penis + Her Butt = Profit

I dont know about other people but I know how mine started. When I was little I would pee on people when they slept. The idea of me dumping waste on their defensless souls gave me a sick pleasure. Then, one time, I shat on a bird. Later, I had sex with a shemale. Now I can only get off to dickgirls who have had an amputation shitting in my mouth but I just love it ;)

Wow, that guy actually sounds pretty cool. I wonder if I could study under him at his dojo and learn how to further develop my ki blasts.

At 4/22/06 11:46 AM, Crosses wrote:

At 4/22/06 11:25 AM, 1337Ranson wrote:

What does not liking baseball have to do with freedom, jackass? That doesn't even make since you dolt. You know a brain can come quite handy but i don't think it will help you.

What the hell are you talking about? baseball is to freedom as you are to gay: they are one in the same. Maybe you havent heard of a guy i like to call Pat Tillman? He was a professional baseball player who died in the iraq war. He quit his job with the kanas city chiefs so that he could capture saddam and he did. Unfortunately he was killed right after capturing saddam by an insurgent. He represents everything great about baseball and freedom and if you are going to disrespect his memory why dont you just defect to communist china you terrorist!

At 4/22/06 11:11 AM, Cajunspirit wrote:

At 4/22/06 11:02 AM, 1337Ranson wrote: this thread

and this

Why oh why did you post that...

dont worry there is more where that come from

WTF!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU COCXKFED UNAMERICAN POOPIE HEADS!!! baseball ia americas game and you flatfoots are all up in its grill saying how dumb it is? NEWS FLARSH: you are the one who is stupid! you should all be sent to iran and then maybe you will appreciate baseball and freedom.