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Charlie Sheen vs Henry Rollins- Alexisonfire

+1 if you get it

Im only going to be a college 30 min away from my high school, fuck. But all im going to do is go to the football games because I wanna see my friends get their ass kicked without ass. Then go party at fucking Baylor!

Last time i checked the ratio for living to dieing is still 1:1....so your fucked

Well if you have met her 12 times, then your as good as set. If you have her number, then even better. If you dont, you need to ask for it next time you see her. After that text her a little bit, or call her on the phone and get used to talking to her. If all goes well, and you think she is in to you just be like "Hey if your bored, I was thinking about going to see a movie or something if you want to come with me". Worst that could happen is she will say No on a text message...and believe me thats happened to me so many times, you will get used to it.

Well what happened is the bitch had no guy to turn to after you, then she met some dude and started liking him. And he had the upper hand cause he actually say her in person while your the dude that's on myspace and shes been there done that. So she kept in touch, and now that she met some new dude she wants to make you feel like shit cause she doesn't need you anymore. Especially if you broke up with her...she is trying to get back at you.

Either way, forget the bitch.

At 4/14/09 07:19 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: Usually if I know I'm going to a concert, I listen to that band a whole lot. Then after the concert has come and gone, I seem to hardly listen to them for a couple of months. Its sort of the same thing, but for bands instead of songs.

Yea before and after concerts I usually listen to those songs exclusively for a while. Of course, Pearl Jam is just limitless and timeless.

So, I guess that means that about 150 million Americans would have to die in four years?

A discussion on evolution is inevitable,

When did college get a "d" in it?

Thats defenitley a man

True true, or when you know what to do about it, but dont want to do it because your too pissed off.

Sounds like depression, can usually stem from bordem or lack of social interaction, despite wanting to be social.

WTF am I a doctor? But thats what it sounds like. Go and do something and you will fell better.

You must be a reincarnation of Jesus

its so obvious...

At 12/24/08 08:16 AM, Basspro55 wrote:

At 12/24/08 07:26 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: This one is hillarious and painfull for that girl.

Best dumping ever!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_11736 14039

That was dumb of him to do seriously people do not know how lucky they are to find a girl that actually wants to stay with you.

Its not that hard, once you break the ice and start dating the girl, she will usually cling to you like a lost puppy. That is, if you have any personality at all.

Black People

Well Fuck...

I mean what the fuck

High School football not in Texas and maybe California is just a joke. I played 4 years of varsity football, and played 3 #1 ranked teams in the state in Texas(also got our ass beat everytime, but got close in my last game. Nothing can compare to that. Of course none of you give a shit about football on Newgrounds.

How much have you lost?

And my guess is 6 1/4 and no vomit

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Narcissistic and Schizoid is pretty much exactly what i am

Google Chrome

but really...its Firefox

Intelligence pretty much effects everything from how you view the world around you, and what it means to what you are actually capable of. The only thing brute force will help you with is being intimidating or a physical labor job.

Its because the bitch on their was badass. Try finding an attractive girl with that sense of humor and brain. You will be sorely let down when you find out that 95% of girls act the same.

At 12/3/08 07:32 PM, snayk wrote: shit

Listen to what he posted. Im 17 and never had a girlfriend, but it doesnt bother me one bit. Ive, believe it or not, have had many girls attracted to me, but none of them really interested me. Ive only really like 1 girl in high school, and she was picked up by some upperclassman my soph more year (which fucking sucked because I do believe she would have liked me if i had the balls to talk to her back then).
I can talk to any girl now with any trouble, but most of the girls in my schools are whores or uninteresting. Just make sure you find someone you actually want to date, and if anyone tries to put you down just say something like, What do you expect, im an ugly piece of shit. It will shut them up pretty quickly(reverse psychology does work :O)

At 11/30/08 01:42 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: The Butthole Surfers.

Epic.

*word that refers to a black man and start with an N* stole my bike

At 11/28/08 09:56 PM, TheBellmaker wrote: I have a couple observations about life that I would like to share. Mostly about teenage life.

1. Don't judge other people. The more you judge others the less friends you will have. I know this because I have friends from all different nationalities and income levels. They all seem the same to me.

This may be the only true one, but there are so many people that you know what they are like just by looking at them or llistening to their conversation.

2. When someone wrongs you, so what? When someone says F@ck you, how does that make you inferior or weak? So what if that person thinks you are stupid. It doesn't make you stupid at all. Its these little things that starts fights in school. So what?

Rule #1, dont be a pussy, that will just get you pushed around life. You should try your best to be liked enough to where people dont fuck with you, but if they still do make them not want to again.

3. Teenagers do not know what love is. We're too young to have girlfriends/boyfriends and we think we're in love. Yet we are too immature to know what makes a marriage last.

Well maybe im a special case but thats bullshit. Ive never been in love with a girl, but if you care for anything else, then you will know what it feels like. A female (or guy for girls and fags) isnt different from anything else...except the sex.

4. Let other people have what they want. It doesn't make you weak. It in fact makes the other person weaker because they don't have the experience of obtaining what they want by their own effort. Just give them the answer to problem 6.

What, all most people want is attention and to be liked. Of course a lot of people (mostly girls) will do anything for that.

5. Follow the rules. There is no such thing as a stupid rule. Following rules will help you when you are a parent or manager or supervisor and you make the rules.

I guess if following the rules as in not killing, I guess its alright. But if you have to break a rule to do a right, then so be it. Rules are put there as guidance, it wasnt passed by Congress was it?

6. There is a reason for everything. people are not born athletic, smart, or sociable. If you work at it, you get it. People are also not born selfish, hateful, or depressed. There is a reason behind that.
Are you kidding me, of course people are born athletic. How many blacks have you seen that can hop like a monkey (i wonder why) and ran as fast as a horse out of the womb, without any training. The ones that train hard and already have the great athleticism are the ones that are godly. Smarts are nothing more than the ability to retain information. You can be as smart as you want, but most of your limits are reached at an early age. And you can learn to socialize at 35 years old, after being under a cave all your life.

7. We care too much about the little things. Music, clothes, how far you sag your pants does not make you cool. Cool people are those who can lead, who are nice, and who help others.

Also true, but nothing I do at all is to be cool. Believe me, I could easily be one of the most popular kids in high school, college, or wherever else i go. But I am perfectly happy just doing what I enjoy.

A teenager's perspective on life.

Whens the book coming out?

Some babies do it for a year...dont bitch out and lose to a 1 year old.

For the rubber sheet, put it on the floor and watch someone slip on it and bust their head into a million pieces.

Game over

I do this all the time without trying...usually once a month, but it will only last for about 30 min.

I got a 22, but only missed 1 girl one

gas was 2.09 in my town in texas last time i checked