wow ill actually admit, you leaving this thread open to make him look bad was pretty clever

At 8/23/09 02:47 AM, g0t wrote:

At 8/23/09 02:43 AM, 0peth wrote: yo im his roommate btw and i never post here anymore but for my nigg armin i make exceptions

!! :3

yo im his roommate btw and i never post here anymore but for my nigg armin i make exceptions

At 8/17/09 06:30 PM, Reed wrote: can i have a discount

back the fuck up

At 11/10/08 08:15 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

just generally the vibe you're giving off from your post I can't say I have the utmost confidence in you.

My thoughts exactly.

Cuz tomatoes have lypocene, an antioxidant, cucumbers increase YO DICK FOOL.

intellectuals represent!

I drink this acai juice with guarana.

No caffeine, just naturally sexy energy.

confident, arrogant, and women-crazy tall guy

In this thread you post a picture of yourself, and then others try to guess what country you are from. Not race.

I'll start off ;]

At 10/12/08 08:02 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/11/08 04:10 PM, 0peth wrote: So how's everyone been?

Hey, long time no see. I've been pretty good. What about you?

I've been living my life really.

Visual for ya

At 10/17/08 11:50 PM, leaff wrote:

it seems like you NEED some dope my friend.

maybe to chill out a little and not be such a douchebag on society.

wait, too late.

you waste of food

Why even bother

=/

k then

No one ever talks about metal here anymore, lmao. less pot more metal

@SimpleWolf: I'm sorry, you're right. Go ahead and talk to a 6'3'' metalhead with spiked wristbands and call him a cunt. He'll understand.

^theinfluence, much?

I love this cover
RC, I love when the song hits 2:15, i would go crazy in a concert once they started shredding like that :D

Anyone like any Hypocrisy songs in particular?

Tankard is pretty fun when drunk.

So how's everyone been?

At 9/30/08 08:14 PM, trescloin wrote: I need help with my "girl" I spoil her with gifts non-stop but she still looks down at me. What do I do

You can buy her everything in the world, but it won't make her attracted to you, but rather affectionate towards you.

If you know what she liked about you when you get together, then just stay that way and keep your money in your wallet.

Why do you want panties from some girl?

ehhhhhhhh, whatever, enjoy I guess.

At 9/27/08 01:10 AM, ChaosBeam21 wrote:

At 9/27/08 12:56 AM, reveihca wrote: Yeah, the minute you stated a Newgrounder actually got to put his hands on a chick I knew this story was bull shit.

Lol, it's funny how people believe a Newgrounder is a no-life nerd who wastes his life on NG everyday, with no friends. Some of us have lives dude, but when our lives end, we use NG.

^^^^^

For ex today I am here because my all of my friends are sleeping and I am feeling sick. I barely ever go on NG, and I have a pretty awesome life.

IN fact, I am way more of a jock or popular kid than a l am a lonely nerd. go fuckin figure

You fell and hit your head?

You are either a klutz or a liar. In fact, you are likely a klutzy liar.

Hahahha, in my lunch table, we tell people we don't know or like to get the fuck off of our table.

Hmmm....women don't lactate enough for a mass produced ice cream company.

Maybe if they made it their special reserve shit and the chick giving the milk was hot I'd be fucking down for some.

Another problem.

I can't think of much else to say and we are both kinda bored. Advice?

At 9/20/08 08:36 AM, Vincoid wrote:
You say lmao too fucking much man :P

I totally know that. It's one of those habits......I looked back on the conversation and rolled my eyes.

I'd say your attitude is good. You've got your act straight. I think the problem with this girl might partially be because of her shyness. If she's shy irl, then you should cut back a bit on the cockyness. Too much cocky can cause her too think you're actually covering up your insecurity. So cut back a bit, especially with shy girls.

Can you tell she's shy or were you just going by what I said? Also, that's very interesting.

Second, you might care too much about progressing. If you start to worry about not knowing what to do, it'll probably start showing. Just go with the flow, be indifferent. Don't try to get to the next step. Don't even think of it in steps.

Yeah, I am getting better at going with the flow. This was your best advice you gave me.

As for the conversation, focus less on the school stuff. Talk more about her, get to know her better, what she's all about, etc.

Yeah, I did that. I shifted the talk of the project to me and her. Ah well, I still have plenty of time to learn. Good thing I am just practicing and don't actually care if I lose this girl. Truth is, I didn't grow a pair until I turned 15 so I have minimal experience. Go figure, I am actually even pretty attractive.

You were very helpful and I enjoyed reading what you said. Thanks a lot, and I'll remember to stfu more and go with the flow.

Btw, I wouldn't mind hearing another perspective from someone else, so don't be shy like this girl ;)

Perfect fucking example. I am rather frustrated how I cannot get past this and get to hit on her. Seriously, I am talking too much and something is wrong. I want help. It's not that I even want this girl too much if at all. I am doing this for practice.

I seem to be missing something here. I am sure one of you could tell me.

[23:27] ZachMale24: hi
[23:29] J: heyy
[23:30] ZachMale24: hehe, it was so cute how shy you were in class....lmao...you were playing it cool though. do you not feel as comfortable irl as in AIM?
[23:30] J: lmao
[23:31] J: i was not shyyy
[23:32] ZachMale24: You seemed way sillier in the beginning of class than ever, you wear your heart on your sleave
[23:32] ZachMale24:
[23:32] J: lmao i do?
[23:32] J: wats that suppose to meann
[23:32] J: xD
[23:32] ZachMale24: it means you show your emotions
[23:32] J: lol
[23:32] J: xD
[23:32] J: whoopss
[23:33] ZachMale24: yea get it together jenny lmfao
[23:33] J: lmao shut uppp i was not!!
[23:34] ZachMale24: yes you were. are you going to tell me that I didnt look good today and that you werent waiting all day to talk to me again?
[23:34] J: lmao
[23:34] J say wat??
[23:34] ZachMale24: wat
[23:34] J: lol man u so conceitedd
[23:34] ZachMale24: i am a cocky bastard
[23:34] J: lol yea i can cc
[23:34] J: =p no i was not waiting all day
[23:35] ZachMale24: that was sarcasm
[23:35] J: lol u cant tell sarcasm or not over aimm
[23:35] ZachMale24: Which is why I DO prefer to talk to people irl
[23:35] ZachMale24: dont you?
[23:35] J: irl?
[23:35] ZachMale24: 'in real life
[23:35] J: lol oo
[23:35] J: yeaa
[23:36] ZachMale24: aim is less personable
[23:36] ZachMale24: did ya stay awake all day?
[23:36] J: lmao
[23:36] J: no fell asleep today afater i came home
dead tired
[23:37] ZachMale24: lmao geometry is so warm and boring
[23:37] J: lmao warm>?
[23:37] ZachMale24: it was like a blanket
[23:37] ZachMale24: yes
[23:37] J: loolo
[23:37] ZachMale24: and my teacher is mr ip
[23:37] ZachMale24: he sounds like kermit
[23:37] ZachMale24: and is boring
[23:37] J: lol
[23:37] ZachMale24: whats yours
[23:37] ZachMale24: vinik right?
[23:38] J: yea
[23:38] J: how do u no
[23:38] ZachMale24: I stalk you duh
[23:38] J: lmao
[23:39] ZachMale24: that or you told me..................
[23:39] ZachMale24:
[23:39] J: ooo yea lool i did tell u...... u told me she was lesbo xD
[23:39] ZachMale24: she is
[23:39] ZachMale24: and she likes you, I know
[23:39] J: lol noo
[23:40] ZachMale24: she probably stares at you lovingly, and she is one of those people who I mentioned turn heads for you
[23:40] J: *gulps* *shivers*
[23:40] ZachMale24: at least you pass
[23:40] ZachMale24: but have a lesbo stalker
[23:41] J: lol haha chil
[23:41] ZachMale24: tell her that
[23:41] ZachMale24: lmao
[23:41] J: lol chill dont wanna drop those grades
[23:42] ZachMale24: btw your jew observation skills are awesome
[23:42] J: lmao how so
[23:43] ZachMale24: all my jewish friends have long eyelashes
[23:44] J: lmao
[23:44] ZachMale24: i was staring at them as lev was talking at lunch
[23:44] ZachMale24: and listening less than usual
[23:44] ZachMale24:
[23:44] ZachMale24: wat prd do u have lunch?
[23:44] J: lmao
[23:44] J: 7
[23:45] ZachMale24: 4
[23:45] J: so early
[23:45] ZachMale24: breakfast
[23:45] ZachMale24: 7 is nice isnt it?
[23:46] J lol ehhh i guess
[23:46] J: hey i g2g
[23:46] ZachMale24: ima sleep
[23:46] J: alrite
[23:46] ZachMale24: night
[23:46] J: k
[23:46] J: nites

Hey everyone, my name is Zach, and I have just flirted with this girl I'd like to get to know better. I have been making her laugh, and was confident and cocky. I played my cards pretty well last night and hit on her thru AIM. She laughed at a purposely lame joke and we back and forthed with flirts for a while. She definitely likes me. The next day in the class I had with her, I talked to her and at first she was so jelly-----kind of like blatantly into me. I made her laugh and I asked her if she got enough sleep since we talked together all night. I also asked her for her myspace, but she forgot it. I just didn't feel the same vibe between us in comparison to the beginning of class or on AIM. She is one of those cute Asians, and I melted her, but I am quite sure I fucked up somehow. If you don't think so and are experienced with women, it would be awesome if you could tell me if I did. I think my body language was thrown off because of lack of sleep btw. I tried to keep my shoulders back and sound playful, but I kind of didn't have it all with me at the time. Actually, I don't think it's as much as i fucked things up, but rather that I failed to bring things to a new level.

I also need some advice on small talk and flirting in person stage 2. She is also pretty shy in a small way. It's very hard for me to explain. I want to date her and get to know her better, but I need some help with managing to get to the right time with her, plus a way to be sexier with her and women in general. I have no problem with being ballsy or cocky, but rather the fact that I am not always sure how to follow through and talk about the right things.

Last thing, if anyone has any advice in picking up women, then don't be afraid to post it, it would be very interesting to me.

Thanks you guys, you're all great lmfao

Weird.

Yeh, fatties chase me too.

It's nothing to worry about.

I stopped drinking soda about 2 years ago.

I swear, it's so easy to quit and it really does no good. I feel way better without the stuff.

I feel bad for the girl.

Raped at fucking three. Poor thing.

^_^

Hi Brock!

<3

5'11'' or 6'0' and at 171-174 lbs.
Large frame naturally, plus I go to the gym and am in good shape. Not an ounce of fat on me.