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At 1/6/09 09:44 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: What have they done that's so respectable?

Agreed.

I just accidentally a whole overdeveloped 8th grader

At 11/13/08 11:38 PM, TimeToBeClean wrote:

:I haven't masturbated in 26 days.

Dick ants. Google it.

At 11/13/08 10:35 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: Michel Lapointe, 37, was released from prison earlier this week after serving 25 months in Montreal's Bordeaux Jail for conspiracy, drug trafficking and gangsterism

Gangsterism? Fucking awesome.

when I saw that, I was like awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhh

Stop trying to prove you're tough. This is Newgrounds.

At 11/10/08 04:00 PM, TehChahlesh wrote:

At 11/10/08 03:58 PM, 0-D wrote: jesus hates you

Oh, he's just a troll. Everyone ignore him.

NO SHIRT SHITLOCK

At 11/10/08 03:53 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ani mals_displaying_homosexual_behavior
Fuck you.

jesus hates you

At 11/10/08 03:40 PM, TehChahlesh wrote:

At 11/10/08 03:38 PM, 0-D wrote: Show a link to this "scientific study" because this sounds like bullshit.
The point is they can change. you can't change your race. AND gays have all the other rights- straight people don't OWN them and make them pick cotton.

Are you mentally handicapped? What could possibly make you think gay people have a choice in the matter?

You best not send me a link to those websites promising a "cure" that relies on unhealthy emotional
suupression

Marriage has been between a man and a women for ages. Why don't you think NO ANIMALS ARE GAY. Because It iS noT NaTuRal.

At 11/10/08 03:30 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote:

At 11/10/08 03:22 PM, 0-D wrote:

At 11/5/08 08:08 PM, JPG-9000 wrote: How the fuck did 8 pass anyway? It's aganist the constitution.

No it isn't. Homosexuality isn't a type of person- it's a decision made by a person that oposes the laws of traditional marriage which is between a man and a women.

A decision? Scientific studies now show that homosexuality has a distinct correlation to brain shape: Gay brains structured like those of the opposite sex
Nobody chooses to be gay. The very idea of somebody choosing to be gay is ludicrous.

Show a link to this "scientific study" because this sounds like bullshit.
The point is they can change. you can't change your race. AND gays have all the other rights- straight people don't OWN them and make them pick cotton.

At 11/5/08 08:08 PM, JPG-9000 wrote: How the fuck did 8 pass anyway? It's aganist the constitution.

No it isn't. Homosexuality isn't a type of person- it's a decision made by a person that oposes the laws of traditional marriage which is between a man and a women.

At 10/27/08 12:13 AM, thebogmonster wrote: So yeah one day in middle school a guy pulled his knife out on the bus and threatened a retarded girl with it then..there was a school wide locker search and my friend had..drugs..weapons..booze and porn in his locker..and he tried to stash it in mine

why porn and weapons?

I've never gotten caught committing a crime but here is my bad stuff list:
-smoking/possessing/selling marijuana
-stealing (nothing over 20 dollars)
-cut class(lunch only) in junior high
-screamed in the school intercom
-did a kickflip off a desk in math(landed it :])when the teacher was tutoring someone and I told her that I fell off my seat onto my board
-sold some porn pics to some chumps in 4th grade
-broke a window of a restaurant and ran away(huge window at least 800 dollars worth)
-accidentally brought a huge switch blade onto the plane
-found some ecstacy in a bag(6 tablets) and sold for 80 dollars to some desperate retard.

this isn't bad and I have A's and B's in school and i'm only 15.

At 10/26/08 09:42 PM, BREAKOUT wrote: At my high school, someone decided to put a smashed pill of ecstasy in the coffre mug of a french teacher. 30 minutes into the course, she was completely fucked.

WIN
WILL TRY

beat her up, post pics, etc.

At 10/26/08 10:51 PM, ChaosProdigy wrote: You should GET SOME!!!

Seriously, giggling (cutely) at compliments and asking you to sit next to her everyday is basically code for "I wanna fuck"

I doubt it, he's probably, like, 11.

At 10/25/08 09:24 PM, Yamor wrote: I am liked by all the groups and have lots of buds when I am in need of a good time, and some ladies lined up to :)

Why are you telling us this? Do you think we'll be happy for you or something. I, for one, can care less.

At 10/23/08 08:40 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote:

At 10/23/08 08:39 PM, Harmonik wrote: It's racist if you are saying that all of them have big penis' because you are referring to the whole race as one stereotypical person.

nuff' said

Black people have black skin. Am I stereotyping?

are white people's skin actually white? no, ass-hat and neither are black's.

At 10/21/08 11:15 PM, zedd56 wrote:

At 10/21/08 11:11 PM, farfenwaffle wrote: yay the triangle! im glad you joined!!! to bad you werent part of the 3rd one :'(

unless 0-D = the triangle, i'm really confused right now.

my old account, check out the 2nd stick showdown collab

If any parts remain vacant, I'd be quite obliged to participate in this collaboration of stick figure animation.

At 10/21/08 03:54 PM, jennyzapp wrote:

At 10/21/08 03:42 PM, Lyrian wrote: That was the SINGLE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

THE BEST OF ALL TIME

THE BEST
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At 10/19/08 01:46 AM, Pure-Metal-UTA wrote: There's many songs out there in the world.
Some of them creep me right the fuck out.
For example: The teddy bears at the picnic. Creeps me right out.
What are songs that creep right the fuck out?

wat

pics or it didn't happen.

At 10/18/08 08:22 PM, blahblahblahblah wrote: Why do you hate black people for having their own culture and fashion.
black people for having their own culture and fashion.
culture and fashion.

;[

At 10/13/08 09:53 PM, Mattster092 wrote: Awesome! Thanks. It's like Christmas in Halloween :|
-Mattster

We can see who posted your post you don't need to put "-Mattster" at the bottom.

happy birthday man. I hope you get some good gifts IRL and have a nice rest of your birthday.

At 10/15/08 05:39 PM, Yamor wrote: I don't know why people choose to have acne.
people choose to have acne.
choose to have acne.

OMG I LOVE MY ACNE LOL! I FEEL BETTER WITH IT THAN WITHOUT IT!

At 10/15/08 09:28 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote: "Believe me, woman. You would KNOW if I had dropped the HAMMER of LOVE!"

WIN

5 hour energy????
It's not a drink- It's more like a sip.

At 10/12/08 06:21 PM, RKThrilla wrote:

At 10/12/08 06:17 PM, 0-D wrote: I did it.

Well congratulations..

So you did it yourself?

Yeah, with a sterilized needle, and with freezing my ear with ice. It was pretty much painless...