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At 11/21/14 11:51 AM, glazov123 wrote:

At 11/20/14 09:30 PM, Maltos wrote:
I wish the bible involved less incest

Granted. But then, it loses a lot of readers who turned out to be incest story fans and nothing else.

I wish Minecraft had Chuck Norris mob in it.

Granted, but the Chuck Norris mob insta-kills everyone on the server whenever it appears. People get sick of playing against an effectively invincible mob and leave the game in droves. Minecraft is forced to apply for bankruptcy and then eventually go completely under due to crashing profits and mounting debt.

I wish I could turn off my emotional barometer when I had to do sustained amounts of very dull but necessary work.

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At 11/21/14 11:51 AM, glazov123 wrote:

At 11/20/14 09:30 PM, Maltos wrote:
I wish the bible involved less incest

Granted. But then, it loses a lot of readers who turned out to be incest story fans and nothing else.

I wish Minecraft had Chuck Norris mob in it.

Granted, but the Chuck Norris mob insta-kills everyone on the server whenever it appears. People get sick of playing against an effectively invincible mob and leave the game in droves. Minecraft is forced to apply for bankruptcy and then eventually go completely under due to crashing profits and mounting debt.

I wish I could temporarily turn off my emotional barometer when I had to do sustained amounts of very dull but necessary work.