Edits to post #25302980 by Tony-DarkGrave
Edited at 2014-11-19 23:38:41
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.
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I was gonna give my change to a homeless guy today, but his sign said "ONE DAY IT COULD BE YOU."
So I held onto it, just in case he was right.
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I went up to a homeless man as I came out of a pub last night and said, "What would you say if I asked you to come back to my house for a few drinks and a 3 course meal in front of the fireplace?"
"I'd say yes," he replied.
"Exactly," I said, shaking my head and walking away, "What the fuck is wrong with women these days?"
