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At 11/1/14 05:12 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 10/31/14 04:59 AM, NGPulp wrote: I'm seriously considering starting a cult just to trick people into giving me money.

We still need the robes and the massive beards.

Actually, what I'm thinkin' is that we oversell the robes and the fake beards-- buying cheap material for both items, then pocketing the extra money.

Cult funds and all that.

We could also try creating a theater repertory out of some members of the cult, using the worst play ever written, hiring the worst director who ever lived and having terrible actors-- selling about 500,000% of the play to investors and faking the accounting books. We need to guarantee that the immediately show closes after opening night, though. It's foolproof if the show fails. The IRS won't be interested in a show that flopped, so we can run with the money we pocketed.

Whadd'ya say, Bloom?

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At 11/1/14 05:12 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 10/31/14 04:59 AM, NGPulp wrote: I'm seriously considering starting a cult just to trick people into giving me money.

We still need the robes and the massive beards.

Actually, what I'm thinkin' is that we oversell the robes and the fake beards-- buying cheap material for both items, then pocketing the extra money.

Cult funds and all that.

We could also try creating a theater repertory out of some members of the cult, using the worst play ever written, hiring the worst director who ever lived and having terrible actors-- selling about 500,000% of the play to investors and faking the accounting books. We need to guarantee that the show immediately closes after opening night, though. It's foolproof if the show fails. The IRS won't be interested in a show that flopped, so we can run with the money we pocketed.

Whadd'ya say, Bloom?