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Edited at 2014-10-26 22:25:53

At 10/26/14 07:42 PM, stafffighter wrote:
At 10/26/14 07:33 PM, Pixelwiz wrote:

I wish for 8999 tons of pulsating ectoplasm.
Granted. Steve McQueen is resurrected to stop it. When the discovery of resurrection technology is made public the outcry from the medical community, the religious community, the scientific community, world leaders and anyone without financial access to it sends the world spiraling into war.

I wish Tyrion Lanister would duel wield uzies all through the next season of Game of Thrones with no character ever using or drawing reference to them.

Granted, although some some vague reference to magic and sorcery related to Tyrion is mentioned in the opening narrative before we even see him. Tyrion has become a sort of emperor, since the uzies appear to have an endless supply of weapons and they give him the ability to read people's thoughts since whenever anyone tries to kill him he pre-preemptively shoots them just before they try something. No one mentions this or even makes note of it, but it is obvious to us...the omniscient viewers.

This leads to Tyrion very quickly taking over all of Westeros and soon all the known world and with no one else to conquer or kill the next season becomes the last season. On the plus side, next year there will be a new series premiering entitled "Tyrion", all about the sex life of of the vaunted emperor of Westeros. It is pretty must just like game of thrones, except that all the violence is just replaced with nudity and sex.

At 10/26/14 07:42 PM, stafffighter wrote:
At 10/26/14 07:33 PM, Pixelwiz wrote:

I wish for 8999 tons of pulsating ectoplasm.
Granted. Steve McQueen is resurrected to stop it. When the discovery of resurrection technology is made public the outcry from the medical community, the religious community, the scientific community, world leaders and anyone without financial access to it sends the world spiraling into war.

I wish Tyrion Lanister would duel wield uzies all through the next season of Game of Thrones with no character ever using or drawing reference to them.

Granted, although some some vague reference to magic and sorcery related to Tyrion is mentioned in the opening narrative before we even see him. Tyrion has become a sort of emperor, since the uzies appear to have an endless supply of weapons and they give him the ability to read people's thoughts since whenever anyone tries to kill him he pre-preemptively shoots them just before they try something. No one mentions this or even makes note of it, but it is obvious to us...the omniscient viewers.

This leads to Tyrion very quickly taking over all of Westeros and soon all the known world and with no one else to conquer or kill the next season becomes the last season. On the plus side, next year there will be a new series premiering entitled "Tyrion", all about the sex life of of the vaunted emperor of Westeros. It is pretty must just like game of thrones, except that all the violence is just replaced with nudity and sex.

I wish I had better senses than anyone else in the world.