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At 10/22/14 04:46 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 10/22/14 04:33 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

I wish for a mighty golf club to slaughter my enemies with!

Granted. It does nothing to improve your stroke and you hit every severed head into the brush.

I wish for barbecue chips spiced to just irresponsibly hot levels.

Granted. You eat one and you get killed by explosive diarrhea.

At 10/22/14 05:16 PM, ZE13 wrote: I wish to be a screenwriter and singer for Hollywood...

Granted. The people hate your work. They kill you. You're dead.

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At 10/22/14 04:46 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 10/22/14 04:33 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

I wish for a mighty golf club to slaughter my enemies with!

Granted. It does nothing to improve your stroke and you hit every severed head into the brush.

I wish for barbecue chips spiced to just irresponsibly hot levels.

Granted. You eat one and you get killed by explosive diarrhea.

At 10/22/14 05:16 PM, ZE13 wrote: I wish to be a screenwriter and singer for Hollywood...

Granted. The people hate your work. They kill you. You're dead.

I wish for a giant turtle.