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oh man, why do ya have to torture your guitar like that?! hahaha great!!!
well, unfortunatly, Xmenace is right, this is more like a joke, but godamnit, it totally deserves to be shown as a song, not only on the animation. great thing ya posted here, its crappy, weird, and awesome, all in a awkward way!!!
well, if ya didnt notice this, I aint saying bad stuff bout it, I really liked this! hehehe congrats for Rob :D
and now, for the Reverse Goatee Theme!!!! should be like "(crappy solo) Re-VERSE! (crappy solo again) Goa-TEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!! *shows tongue KISS way*
...yeah.

November 28, 2009

Author's Response:

I'm a fan of awkward songs for some reason. Johny could've made it good if I gave him time to, but I ain't going to do that. First take, only take. Comes out funnier that way.

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Score: 10

"lolololololololololol"

by: redose

date: September 5, 2009

HALF BEARD...(crappy guitar solo)HALF BEARD!

November 28, 2009

Author's Response:

The way life should be.

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Score: 6

"Doesn't deserve to be in NG's Audio Portal..."

by: Xmenace

date: July 8, 2009

Well... This is more like a joke than an actual song to be displayed in NG. Maybe you can showcase in another site, but I personally feel the Audio Portal isn't meant for 'songs' like that...

November 28, 2009

Author's Response:

Because NG doesn't have joke songs. Every song has to be some crappy trance techno metal crap, right? Please. The portal needs more joke songs in it, music doesn't have to be serious all the time.
And yeah it's a joke, that's the whole point. :D

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Score: 10

"best theme song ever"

by: derpdragon

date: March 23, 2009

i downloaded this and played it on my MP3 player all day when i shaved half my beard.

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Score: 10

"woot"

by: bpomatto

date: March 18, 2009

bit messed up but cool

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Score: 10

"AWESOME!"

by: RaptorX817

date: February 25, 2009

this was purely awesome,mind if I download this to my PSP when I can make a half beard of my own? I want to see what kind of looks I get from my friends

November 28, 2009

Author's Response:

Do whatever you want with it! Of course, if you were going to do it, you'd have done it already. Gotta love how I don't see it until 9 months later, hah.

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Score: 10

"dude"

by: wtf112

date: February 15, 2009

do you have a real half beard, if you dont, youre submissions are pointless...

February 15, 2009

Author's Response:

I used to have one, yes. I did when I made the cartoon. You expect me to just have a half beard always? What is with people assuming I have to do something forever, as if I'm expected to never change anything.

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Score: 10

"Funny"

by: ferrari4

date: January 5, 2009

It sounds to me like your bud was drunk when you recorded this. Its still pretty good... ill download this for future use

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Score: 10

"awsome"

by: leonSKenedy666

date: December 31, 2008

me and my friend are going to get a half beard ill have one half andhell have the other thats much you inspire us.....BOBERT RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

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Score: 10

"Chords"

by: jayjaywray

date: December 20, 2008

Can you post the guitar chords for this?

December 20, 2008

Author's Response:

Johny was playing randomly when we recorded this, so he's not sure what the chords would be. I've asked him a few times before, but he can't remember.