Only DJ Khaled cans say his own name in his own songs. You're not a "prodigy of rhythm". Quit kissing your own ass.
Now, the song itself isn't great. You got the beginning of a song, lets ignore the god awful "DJ Tiger" for now. The actual start is decent, could lead into a cool breakdown as a rock song, even though you probably took some 2 measure loop from a sample pack. Then you abruptly changed it to a loop with a horrible kick drum every beat. The sausage fattner dosent have to be all the way up!
Then, this is pretty much the whole song, except for one part where you add a bunch of shitty japanese vocals that are all off tempo. You could just remove them completely.
Nobody's gonna play this in clubs, nobodys gonna use this in their games. The only reason I gave one star is because I do see room for improvement. Remove the god awful "DJ Tiger" sound effect, remove the kick drum, add more clean drums, some guitars, and you got yourself a funky rock song. Try to be creative, and put more emotions into your music! You'll get much more than 9 fans!