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Katie Fingers People

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Oct 18, 2015 | 4:33 PM EDT
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2.4 MB
2 min 7 sec
1.96 / 5.00

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Finger Tap the Inner Flap
Katie Fingers People

EDIT *Yes, the lead guitar part is supposed to be the fingering. Which lead guitar part? You'll hear it. Trust me.*

This is a fictional account. Any and all true stories are your own problem. The Katie in my song has long flowing red hair and a pasty white complexion. Harrowed by society, she slips into a psychosomatic coma in the middle of the night. Under this deep fog of surrounding black mist, she is met by a demon who leads her to an ultimate realization. To save face in society, she must finger people. She enjoys fingering people for attention at first, until one night she convinces a very inebriated Usher, (yes, thee Usher) to believe that she is Katy Perry.

So she fingers him, and the song ends. But not the story.

Katie went on to bigger and better things and is now the proud owner of We Finger You sex shop. After 5 transactions with a special card, you get a free fingering on the house. Courtesy of Katie.

Katie fingers people ya'll. Now come on back now, ya hear?!


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