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Self Harm Is Delicious

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Apr 2, 2014 | 10:15 AM EDT
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7.3 MB
3 min 12 sec
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4.61 / 5.00

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Rated 4.61 / 5 stars
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Genres:
Metal, Rock - Heavy Metal
Tags:
pirates
screaming
ninjas
fatass

Author Comments

Being healthy? BAH
I ain't doing pull-ups unless it's pulling up into a drive-thru.
THANKS PIRATECRAB

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I'm as happy as I can be.
Killing myself ever so slowly.
I endanger my own life,
when I pick up a butter knife.

I'm - not looking for pity.
I've - got room for more Twinkies.
I'll - have another beer please.
I'm - feelin fine.

My appetite is ambitious.
Self harm is delicious.

Eat. Smoke. Drink.
Whaaat??
Drink. Smoke. Eat.
Let's do it again.

Eating, smoking, drinking stout.
That's the shit I dream about.
Gimmie fries with nacho cheese.
then I'll take some seconds please.

The Doctor says if I don't cut it out I'll die.
I tell him fuck off and cut myself some pie.

Liver failing. Heart racing.
Order dessert.
Kidneys failing. Waiter racing.
Get more dessert.

Bring me pudding on the double,
fuck the spoon I need a shovel.
"All You Can Eat"
means I'll be eating your out of business.

Mastication, devastation.
I'll eat as much as a starving nation.

Look out below.
This dude's about to blow.
Here comes the overflow.
Say it isn't so.

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blanchonblanchon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wait, why is this not on my new stuff feed ? damn thing fuck'ed up again ! Glad to see I was randomly checking some user pages ! :P

I..I.


PhallicNinja responds:

HAHA XD yeah I dunno what's up with the feed, I've been having problems too. Thanks for those stars, bud =]