If Ling Kano's Fighting Show had a theme song, it would go a little something like this. It's also my entry for the second round of NGADM13.
If you haven't seen Ling Kano's Fighting Show yet, rent the VHS. The complete series is on one tape, because it got canceled after 4 episodes and each episode is only 30 minutes.
A dictator named general Link Ano, has secret weapons locked inside a military bunker/lab. Two offspring of a demon and a human witch who both died right after saving the earth from an alien invasion.
Link Ano is very scared to die, that's why he has several clones of himself in sleeping pods, and he backs up his memory every day on a computer, so in case he dies his back up memory will be transferred to one of his clones. One of these clones Ling Kano escapes and frees the secret weapons. He raises them to fight each other in a reality television show. The fourth episode ends with a cliffhanger, where the main characters (the secret weapons) break free from their bondages, while fighting Link Ano and a Clown infused with alien cells break free of their and unleash their full power. The series was supposed to really kick off after that. Oh well. The best things are the ones that aren't made.