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Realistic Darkwing Duck

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Uploaded
Jun 3, 2013 | 7:45 PM EDT
File Info
Song
2.9 MB
2 min 8 sec
Score
4.18 / 5.00

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Score:
Rated 4.18 / 5 stars
Plays & Downloads:
2,983 Plays | 153 Downloads
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Genres:
Hip Hop, Rap, R&B - Nerdcore
Tags:
parody
darkwing

Author Comments

Lyrics:
When compared to humans,
Ducks are actually very small,
If Darkwing Duck were real,
He would not be nearly as tall.
Ducks can only quack at things,
So rats definitely don't talk to them,
It's hard to be a crime fighter,
When communication is a problem,
A real duck would suck at non-duck things.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
He's wearing a big hat and can't see shit.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
He has wings so he can't hold things.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
They're mostly aquatic birds and don't sleep in beds.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
They don't wear clothing on their heads.
Darkwing wouldn't have time for crime,
Because he'd be busy raping other ducks,
About one-third of duck sex is forced,
So he would be focused on trying to fuck!
Ducks penises can get really big,
Some are 17 inches long!
They spiral up like the tail of a pig,
Now that's a really freaky dong!
Female ducks keep evolving,
Ways to defend against being raped,
But the male ducks evolve their penises,
To make sure the vaginas stay properly shaped (for their penises).
Ducks kinda sound like the worst crime fighters,
That could ever exist!
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
He's wearing a big hat and can't see shit.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
He has wings so he can't hold things.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
They're mostly aquatic birds and don't sleep in beds.
Realistic Darkwing Duck!
They don't wear clothing on their heads.

Reviews


LightningLionLightningLion

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Darkwing Duck (and the theme song) was my favorite show on Disney Afternoon, so naturally I had to click this.
This was corny in a great way, and I like how you included facts about ducks' sex organs.
The ending was pretty abrupt, though; I was hoping to hear the chorus again, which was pretty catchy.



GodLosiferGodLosifer

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This is like nothing I expected to find here. very nice,



10rddevin10rddevin

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I dont care about the problems with this song. Sir you did good :)



DJM4CDJM4C

Rated 4 / 5 stars

The tunes are catchy and I do like your voice, but I find the lyrics to be very irrelevant and random. I find if you made a song with lyrics that had meaning, your songs would be near perfect. "Rats definitely don't talk to them" is an example of how superfluous some lines are in your songs. But hey, that's just my opinion. Good job on the rest though.


ulfusNG responds:

Yeah my lyrics definitely need work, though it sounds great in my head, trying to find some writers to colab with at the moment.


TaintedLogicTaintedLogic

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very catchy and amusing! :D I like the idea behind it a lot, although I think the sexual jokes got a little old after a while. They didn't seem necessary/ they didn't add much to the piece, especially when you crammed so many in there. However, the instrumentals are very good as always, and I really appreciated the humorous bridge at 1:18. Keep 'em comin', UlfusNG. ;D


ulfusNG responds:

Yeah I've listened to it so many times I don't think I can hear the faults, though yes it does drag a bit, I'll try not to make that mistake next time.