"Dumb Ways to Die (feat. Stephen Motroni)"
Cover of the song by Tangerine Kitty
From the Setu Firestorm Album "The B-Sides"

(Cover) Music digitally composed by George R. Powell
Vocals by George R. Powell & Stephen Motroni

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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2-year-old unrefrigerated pie

Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of super glue
I wonder what this red button'll do

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand at the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly the

Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

(Outro)
Don't be a right tit! Be safe around trains
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