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Rack City Sucks

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I just don't like the song Rack City by Tyga.
All it has is a small beat and a rapper.
It makes it feel like there's tons of empty space waiting to be filled up. It's boring.
Also, don't act like you haven't heard somewhat the same lyrics before "I have cars, money and bitches!"
All Rack City offers is crap lyrics, crap music and a guy who thinks he's all that.
People really recognize Rack City as talent? It's made me lose more faith in humanity.

So here is how the song really should have gone.

Lyrics:
Rack-rack city sucks, rack-rack-rack city sucks.
Rack, rack-rack-rack city sucks. Stick it in your ASS! (OOH!)

Rack city sucks, rack-rack city sucks, (x3)
Gonna stick a giant twelve inch dildo up their butts.

Rack city sucks, rack-rack city sucks, (x3)
Gonna stick a giant twelve inch dildo up their butts.

Rack city sucks, rack-rack city sucks, (x3)
Gonna stick a giant twelve inch dildo up their butts.

Rack city sucks, rack-rack city sucks, (x3)
Gonna stick it in their ASS! UNGH!

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So true man. No one listens to compositions anymore. The way the music industry is set up now-a-days is all marketable to women [why they like being treated like shit bags I'll never know but I guess it's their right]. So men, as most men do, follow the shaking, bouncing ass and titties and don't give much of a shit what the song, as a whole, really sounds like. Then they further make themselves look like asses by buying into the clothing and bling just to pick up women or to project "hood success" when really all it does is let the rest of us know who has an I.Q. of less than 1OO and can't think for themselves. [I've actually seen people show up to interviews dressed like that lmfao]

As long as it has a rhythm [a shitty one but loud bass is what we're looking for with rudimentary high hat fills] and talks about success at the expense of others, doing drugs most people have never seen in person, emulating the thug life, talking as dirty as possible about women... etc.... or has one, singular, halfway cool guitar lick - I realize different genre but it's all the same crap.

Then we have that other genre... christ these kids these days are fucking dumb.... I'm done ranting.

Maybe I'll do a Go Home and Get Stoned parody someday... It'll go ---- Gooo hooomeee..... and Smack your moooom.... Tell her that you know-oh that you are a big mistake...... And I'll sound like a mixture between Nickleback and cookie monster... The kids'll love it.

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ColonelMagus responds:

Haha, hit the nail on the head!

This is completely awesome. This song is on point, because Rack City is a terrible song! Nice. Well Done.

ColonelMagus responds:

Lol, thanks a lot! This is my musical interpretation of how much it sucks.

I LAUGHED SO HARD HAHAHAHA

ColonelMagus responds:

Better than the original imo! Which isn't much of an achievement, lol

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