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Feb 3, 2013 | 11:27 PM EST
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Song
7 MB
4 min 52 sec
Score
4.51 / 5.00

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Score:
Rated 4.51 / 5 stars
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3,080 Plays | 142 Downloads
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Genres:
Other - Ska
Tags:
boobs
breasts
melons
saxophone

Author Comments

Some of you may recognise this song, as I used to have an earlier version up here. Now, re-recorded as we actually play it live, it's back up. This is the first track of our first (and currently only) EP.
You can find the EP and buy it with all five songs on bandcamp, which is most easily accessed through our facebook:
http:// www. facebook. com/ Prophets.Of.Impending.Doo m (remove the spaces)

Vocals - Me (Clarrie) + Ashley (chorus)
Lyrics - Me, Xavier Rubetzki Noonan (from General Pants & the Privates), Damien Rompapas (ex-guitarist).

Lyrics:
Your melons, so firm and so round,
Look to each weigh a pound
Can I touch? Whoa, don't slap me,
I meant those of the fruit variety!
Your fruits of labour, so damn fine,
I want to make them mine, mine, mine,
Large and sweet, I swear be discreet
Cause your melons are the ultimate treat!

Your melons, and their girth,
Will be my favourite thing until I leave this Earth
Your big round fruit, circular as frisbees,
Candy to the eyes they were grown to please.

They just wanna make me shout,
So nice and juicy, go without,
Damn girl, you're so fruity,
Your melons perfectly complement your booty!
I want to stick my trowel in your soil,
Make my own melons, over which I can toil,
Make the earth nice and moist now,
Stick it in, here show you how.

Your melons, and their girth,
Will be my favourite thing until I leave this Earth
Your big round fruit, circular as frisbees,
Candy to the eyes they were grown to please.

Your melons, and their girth,
Will be my favourite thing until I leave this Earth
Your big round fruit, circular as frisbees,
Candy to the eyes they were grown to please.

Your melons must be honeydew,
Cause staring at them, when I should be looking at you
I wanna grab them that is true,
But I know an action I would later rue,
I see your melons ripe on the vine,
So good, they send shivers up my spine,
delicious, simply divine,
Something, something, interior design!

Your melons, and their girth,
Will be my favourite thing until I leave this Earth
Your big round fruit, circular as frisbees,
Candy to the eyes they were grown to please.
Your melons, and their girth,
Will be my favourite thing until I leave this Earth
Your big round fruit, circular as frisbees,
Candy to the eyes they were grown to please.

Reviews


JayWEccentJayWEccent

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This song is great however the music drowns the vocals. I think if somehow you were to tone down the music or turn the vocals up a bit it would help. Cool song anyway other than the music being too loud.



FustigateMFustigateM

Rated 4 / 5 stars

tits 0.0

i dig this one too, but something about it feels a little empty. the instrumental breaks and repeated choruses probably translate better when you're in the circle pit, but recorded like this it seems drawn out.

4/5


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Clastodon responds:

Actually, listening now, I agree. The reason is because it's one of the first songs I ever wrote when I didn't realise that you should probably have different chord progressions throughout the songs. The way it is, the bass and guitar could pretty much play the same thing the whole way through. But it works well live, so oh well.