Right. so Johnny Depp never watches any of the movies he;'s in. I figure it's because Tim Burton has a sexual fantasy where Johnny Depp fucks his wife and then she shits on Johnny's dick, then Tim gets on "the train."
Tim has lived this sexual fantasy with Johnny, and thus it is all Johnny can think about when he watches those movies, therefore he doesn't watch them.
Tell Miss Lovett about her Meat Pie, Johnny.
TELL HER JOHNNY
Sing the song, Johnny
no Johnny...the other song.
There's a hole in the world, like a great big pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit.
*she shits on his dick*
Tim Burton jumps on "the train"
All aboard. ALL ABOARD.
So, johnny depp, do you watch any of your movies you're in?