So I went to an anime convention recently, and I saw that they had a panel called "Iron Voice Acting Auditions", so I headed over there, completely unprepared.
Turns out that they wanted a monologue from an established character, but since I had nothing, I thought this up in the first ten minutes of the panel so that I had at least SOMETHING to do on stage, involving Gaory from Slayers, Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time, and Muscle Man from Regular Show.
The only problem was that the judges weren't very good at judging, because they only recognized one of the characters that I did (Gaory), and graded me poorly just because they didn't know who else I was doing, even though the other two characters are pretty well known and popular right now.
But it didn't really matter, since I was disqualified for not having something that was scripted from any show. What-everrr!
I'm an unprepared twit who needs to look stuff up before going to panels.
I did this with a snotty nose, so you can probably hear me breathe through my mouth (even though the mic was, like, two feet away in order to avoid this in the first place), I KNOW ABOUT THIS, so don't bother commenting about it.
(EDIT: Oh sweet Jesus, that 'Whooo' is atrocious.... I am utterly ashamed of myself...I forgot to fix that part T_T Whatever, just judge me fairly. When my throat is better, I'm just gonna delete this and redo it altogether.)