It's Kitty Chaser 2000.
It's coming after you, my friend.
In Apartment 1127
is where the story begins.
It's the day.
The monster broke out of its box.
And with the batteries inserted
we know now the fun begins.
Its hat of blades, they now rotate.
Into the sky, the thing takes off.
The lasers charge a crimson red
desiring the kitties' end.
I know you think it's evil
for a machine who's only goal
is to seek the end of cats.
Without a care it charges at
the nearest cat who's acrobatic abilities
prove worthless to agility.
This was only the first feline to meet an early end.
The demon quickly moved on to its next furry target.
Nowhere to run nor hide, all of the cats met their demise
at the hands of the Kitty Chaser 2000.