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Wassup, brother?
This is up. Uplifting as fuck. I like how you just march in to whatever genre you like and pwn it.

That's cool as hell.

Dig the song and spanker0n's story. haha.

The city you describe sounds like a hipster paradise lol. I bet they all wear v neck t-shirts and listen to completely obscure bands on vinyl only. But how would a city full of people listen to bands no one has ever heard of? All of the hipsters would try to out "vintage" each other. Slowly, all of the hipsters who felt their vintage level was the same would start grouping up and forming vintage gangs, these gangs would slowly grow, dividing the city of Adventua in half. Not the typical "north vs south" division though. No, these are hipsters! They would do something you have totally never heard of before, like dividing the city diagonally or something, just to prove how hipster they are. Thus begins The Great Hipster War of *insert year here*. Now, all of us metal heads would then see a golden opportunity in this situation. We could wipe the hipster menace from the face of the earth with two strategically placed thermometal...urlar... devices.... I don't know I was trying to fit something metal in. We will call these two bombs... "Priest and Maiden", because come on, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden are metal as fuck. Rap wants in on the action too, so they jump in with their Tec-9s and Glock 10s, all firing goofy and shit just like the bunch of knuckle draggers they are. They don't realize though, the radiation from a thermometalular device is 100 billion times worse than regular nuclear devices. They are all melted within minutes. Country is like "well shit I want some too" but they are all too drunk to get off of their porch swings, so they just fire their shit off in the air and hollar a bunch of unintelligent nonsense about how "DER TOORK ER JOORBS". This is okay though, because Metal needs a drinking buddy, and Country is pretty damn good at drinking... and they like guns, so we have no quarrel with them. Now Pop. Poor Pop. They see Adventua completely destroyed, so they ban together to raise money to help survivors get back on their feet. Only there are NO survivors, so the money just goes to fueling their constant demand for mainstream, sample heavy music. We bomb them with a newly developed, much higher yield "Dio" bomb, and they are vaporized. All that are left is a bunch of places that don't really step on Metal's toes that often, so all is now right with the world. This was way longer than I ever intended it to be... but I saw a golden opportunity and I took it hahaha. Awesome shit as usual. It reminds me of video game music a lot. Like something out of an old school RPG on SNES or something. Brilliant.

Great audio from you DanJohansen! Awesome work!