Arrangement by SuperPsyguy
Vocals by Serenamidori
Lyrics by Solid Jake

Apples
Are So
Tasty

You should
Buy some
Apples

Why howdy, y'all, mah name is Applejack
Bucking down apples, that's my favorite task,
Hard workin' and a friend,
On whom you can depend,
Just you ask!

Even if I work my hardest,
It just don't amount to sawdust,
Even during Bucking Season,
Macintosh will find a reason,
To assist me in my harvest,
Can't slow down, must be the greatest,
Helping friends with all their problems,
Would do anything to keep them
Happy, healthy, they're all the best
But that don't leave me time to rest

But that's just fine! I'll handle anything.
From a stampede! To planting for the spring!
Parasprites are no prob,
Herding's my second job,
The third is making
CIDER

Who needs apples, they're so nasty,
Pears are better if you ask me.
Sky is green! Purple too! Sorry, nope, it's not blue!

Honesty is overrated,
Apples I have always hated,
Don't need no one, do things myself,
Problem with that, go buck yourself.

Discord's got me under his spell,
Got to break free, or this won't end well!

What's the problem with a white lie,
Telling the truth makes me the bad guy.
Friendships aren't! Worth the pain! What's with chocolate rain?
Wait a minute, feel like a rube,
All these lies hurt my Sugarcubes
Discord's too weak to just take us,
Used his lies to try and break us.

Sorry, Discord, you just can't win,
Once a statue, we'll put you back there again!